Money is after tax but if you take it then some fat guy will live with you forever.
He pays for his own food and just kinda exists, watching TV and sleeping on your couch. He doesn't really 'do' much of anything. If you move he moves with you. Til the day you die, then he'll move to someone else's couch.
You'll bring your girl in and she'll see him on the couch eating nachos while watching The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and be she'll like "Who the fuck is that!?"
He's like "Sup?"
And you're like "Oh he's just Ricky, he lives here. Hey Ricky, you gonna look for a job tomorrow?"
And he's like "Nah man, I'm just gonna like chill and play Zone of The Enders or watch Lost. I mean it sucks but the chick in it is hot I guess."
