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Alpha218
06/24/20 7:54:16 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1I71ElQjMM

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ThePieReborn
06/24/20 7:55:09 PM
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Chip chip dingaroo.

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AirFresh
06/24/20 7:57:56 PM
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Couldn't make it a minute. That was so bad

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DezDroppedFreak
06/24/20 7:59:22 PM
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Is this official

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CelestialVoices
06/24/20 8:00:06 PM
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yikes
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MarbyIsBack
06/24/20 8:01:34 PM
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whoa

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Alpha218
06/24/20 8:02:28 PM
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I also like how the ad straight-up lies

There's not more than 30 levels, there's 28 unique levels (not counting bosses). There's also no jet-ski (that's in 3)

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Jabodie
06/24/20 8:02:34 PM
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Hopefully he talks like this in Crash 4. That was almost as funny as Gex!

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Strider102
06/24/20 8:02:40 PM
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https://youtu.be/QsNb575pgGI

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mustachedmystic
06/24/20 8:05:59 PM
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He wants crystal, lots of crystal? That explains a lot.

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Zikten
06/24/20 8:19:53 PM
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Jabodie posted...
Hopefully he talks like this in Crash 4. That was almost as funny as Gex!

he won't. in the trailer for Crash 4 someone asks him a question and he lets his sister answer. he still doesn't talk
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VipaGTS
06/24/20 8:23:18 PM
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he does talk. he says woah

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Jabodie
06/24/20 8:27:03 PM
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Zikten posted...
he won't. in the trailer for Crash 4 someone asks him a question and he lets his sister answer. he still doesn't talk
I was just kidding

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Darmik
06/24/20 8:27:59 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
I also like how the ad straight-up lies

There's not more than 30 levels, there's 28 unique levels (not counting bosses). There's also no jet-ski (that's in 3)

The're probably talking about the waterboard thing in the water ruin levels.

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JScriv
06/24/20 8:56:34 PM
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My kids watch Skylanders Academy, that kids show with (ugly) Spyro. Crash shows up in that, and he talks, quite a lot. He has an Aussie accent. Probably not considered canon though.

https://youtu.be/BiNxucWYR-s


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Zikten
06/24/20 10:33:03 PM
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JScriv posted...
My kids watch Skylanders Academy, that kids show with (ugly) Spyro. Crash shows up in that, and he talks, quite a lot. He has an Aussie accent. Probably not considered canon though.

https://youtu.be/BiNxucWYR-s


Isn't he supposed to be from New Zealand or some tiny island or something? I dont think he is Australian
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Irony
06/24/20 10:33:42 PM
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MarbyIsBack posted...
whoa
Whoa!

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WaterLink
06/24/20 10:37:46 PM
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Alpha218
06/25/20 8:36:37 AM
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Bump

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NeonOctopus
06/25/20 8:37:30 AM
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tag for later

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Jagr_68
06/25/20 8:40:36 AM
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Why is that over 3 fucking minutes long? >_______<

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bobbysjoby2
06/25/20 8:50:17 AM
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Sonic should follow suit
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Noumas
06/25/20 9:00:23 AM
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Alpha218 posted...
I also like how the ad straight-up lies

There's not more than 30 levels, there's 28 unique levels (not counting bosses). There's also no jet-ski (that's in 3)
Well bosses are a level so it still counts, you call it a boss level. Also lol its hilarious that when they say jetski they cut to his face since there's no actual jetski to display, it's so damn hilarious.
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DevsBro
06/25/20 9:06:25 AM
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DezDroppedFreak posted...
Is this official
When was the last time you saw a commercial that was three minutes long, had no music and had worse visuals than the product it was trying to sell?

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LostForest
06/25/20 9:46:50 AM
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JScriv posted...
My kids watch Skylanders Academy, that kids show with (ugly) Spyro. Crash shows up in that, and he talks, quite a lot. He has an Aussie accent. Probably not considered canon though.

https://youtu.be/BiNxucWYR-s

Honestly this voice direction is fine. Like, it's pretty safe. Nothing great. But fine.

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FortuneCookie
06/25/20 9:56:49 AM
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Same voice actor as Wacko Warner.

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DevsBro
06/25/20 10:07:52 AM
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Crash had the best commercials way back when:

https://youtu.be/bLdQczq3NMM

I love how the second a 6th gen game is mentioned they go to crap, though.

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NeonOctopus
06/25/20 3:20:37 PM
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It could be one of those VHS promos they used to send out to people. I had one for Banjo Kazooie >_>

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SMAP-
06/25/20 3:25:02 PM
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DevsBro posted...
When was the last time you saw a commercial that was three minutes long, had no music and had worse visuals than the product it was trying to sell?

im pretty sure this was an E3 thing back in the day

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Ivynn
06/25/20 3:26:01 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
It could be one of those VHS promos they used to send out to people. I had one for Banjo Kazooie >_>

I think that's exactly what it was.

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UnfairRepresent
06/25/20 3:28:02 PM
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That HAAAAAAAAAAAA! felt like it could be a jump scare in a horror game
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UnfairRepresent
06/25/20 3:30:33 PM
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Hang on

Is that the same voice as Spyro?
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HylianFox
06/25/20 3:37:33 PM
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AirFresh posted...
Couldn't make it a minute.

no kidding

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Alpha218
06/26/20 10:34:35 AM
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haaaAAAHHH

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SMAP-
06/26/20 1:43:04 PM
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I am not an animal... I am crash bandicoot

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DezDroppedFreak
06/27/20 12:50:35 AM
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DevsBro posted...
When was the last time you saw a commercial that was three minutes long, had no music and had worse visuals than the product it was trying to sell?
Sounds like the 90s to me

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GameGodOfAll
06/27/20 12:56:00 AM
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This is incredible.

There's a fucking Elephant Man reference. Everything about this is perfect. The acting, the script, the animation. I love it.

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