Board 8 > Raka plays FF VII Remake! *spoilers as I go*

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Raka_Putra
06/20/20 3:27:27 AM
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Aw yeah. The legendary JRPG that took the word by storm is here.
I did play the OG FF VII back in the day but I didn't get very far. I stopped at the Gold Saucer, I think. I watched AC though, so I'm somewhat familiar with the characters at least.

So here we go!

(Disclosure: These are prepared beforehand on a Google Docs and I've played slightly further.)

Going with Normal difficulty though I'm wary of the battle system.

Aerith is so pretty. We see the good old industrial pizza, Midgar.

Cloud wears an earring. How chic.

Oh my god if I kill enemies they're automatically become fayth and were sent to the Farplane. Yuna is out of job!

Wedge be like "HI NEW FRIEND :D"
And Cloud was like "Go die in a garbage fire, you fat brute"

Why is Barret's voice so...gruff.

Cloud: We need a spell to take down this Metal Gear!
Also Cloud: *literally has no spell*

Oh man I can already feel the many Ls I'll get from not being nimble enough juggling all the actions I should take during battle.

...Wait, Barret DOES have magic. I just figured it out as I fought the mecha scorpion.

Thankfully since I played the original game I know to attack it while its tail is up!

...and only after destroying the reactor did I learn that Cloud CAN cast a spell. Whoops!

Oh no everything exploded, people are dying...
Barret: WE ARE THE VIRUS

Jessie is being so chummy. I didn't remember her being this friendly.

A WILD SEPHIROTH APPEARED
Seph: EEYYY IF IT ISN'T MY MAN CLOUD
Cloud: wha--
Seph: BISH BYE
Cloud: wait no


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ctesjbuvf
06/21/20 6:29:14 PM
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MartinFF7
06/21/20 6:30:24 PM
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kateee
06/21/20 7:08:50 PM
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Raka_Putra
06/23/20 2:48:54 AM
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Hey a weird flashback sequence, wow I love the pointillism filter, very Seurrat

Seph: PLANET PLANET PLANET YOU SHOULD SAVE THE PLANET
Cloud: I just...literally did that
Seph: oh ok
Seph:
Seph: PLANET PLANET HATRED (TL: my favorite narutu was itachi)
Seph: also make like forrest gump and run

Aerith is fighting invisible ghosts
THEN SEPH APPEARED AND PAUSED TIME get out of here with this KH 2 shit

Aerith: hey yellow goes well with...yellow
Cloud: ye
Cloud: also im dangerous and edgier than my hair lady stay away
Aerith: aaaa the dementors are back
Cloud: literally what
Aerith: aaaaaaaa
Cloud: aaaaaaaaaa
Guards: stop, screaming is illegal

Man what the heck is this Huntsman enemy, get this Kristen Steward product placement out of here.

Oh hey, the train is here with the rest of the gang! This train is packed! This is a geostigma plague waiting to happen.

Yeah, don't mind my giant human killing sword, coming through.

Shinra Employee: oh god all my coworkers are dead
Barret: HUMAN BAD PLANET GOOD

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Raka_Putra
06/28/20 4:49:58 AM
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Hey, there's Tifa.

Man, these flashbacks/visions are ominous.

Cloud: hey i did my job now please pay me
Tifa: uh ok
Tifa: but before all that dirty capitalist talk can i show you an empty room we can get comfortable in? wink wink
Cloud:
Cloud: did you say wink wink

Oh God, who's our neighbor? Mako Reactor #2?

Oh it's just Sephiroth. Silly old Sephy! Those old stink rags are very fatigue chic, bud.

Man it's kinda weird seeing the slums in daylight. Also, I miss pressing X to talk to the NPCs instead of them shooting soundbits that I can barely catch. And seeing these normal looking people makes the main cast stand out like a sore thumb.


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