Current Events > I'm drunk right now at a pool party and this hot mom wants me

Topic List
Page List: 1
zinezinzadan
06/07/20 12:27:27 AM
#1:


She keeps talking about her law office. Idgaf. Is she trying to smash or not

---
I like backwards compatibility.
... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink
06/07/20 12:28:11 AM
#2:


Why are you posting here then?
---
https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8
Joe Burrow, the legend
... Copied to Clipboard!
zinezinzadan
06/07/20 12:29:14 AM
#3:


WaterLink posted...
Why are you posting here then?
Because I want to try an experiment. EVERYONE, give me the craziest lines to say to these ladies and I will do it and post what their response is

---
I like backwards compatibility.
... Copied to Clipboard!
WaterLink
06/07/20 12:31:00 AM
#4:


I wouldn't trust CE to be my wingman
---
https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8
Joe Burrow, the legend
... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001
06/07/20 12:31:01 AM
#5:


"You work in a law office? You wanna see my briefs?"

Also pics or it didn't happen.

---
"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9
... Copied to Clipboard!
SocialistGamer
06/07/20 12:31:25 AM
#6:


This definitely happened.
---
Capcom is the best developer ever!
Steam ID: SocialistGamer92
... Copied to Clipboard!
zinezinzadan
06/07/20 12:33:12 AM
#7:


Lmfao were playing some STUPID card game where you guess the cards and make other people drink. This chick keeps touching my leg every time she laughs like Im stupid and dont know whats shes doing

---
I like backwards compatibility.
... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200
06/07/20 12:41:36 AM
#8:


Then hit that man, what are you waiting for.

---
"It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it."
-Virtual Energies
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC
06/07/20 12:56:56 AM
#9:


Be like "We gon fuck or naw"

---
This is where my sigs suppose to be.
... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200
06/07/20 2:32:49 AM
#10:


topic over

---
"It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it."
-Virtual Energies
... Copied to Clipboard!
zinezinzadan
06/07/20 3:31:16 PM
#11:


Im not going to lie I was really buzzed and forgot I made this topic so I never went back to check the pickup lines you wanted me to say

Sorry dudes. But I think it would be a fun experiment, Ill do it next weekend.

---
I like backwards compatibility.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast
06/07/20 3:32:03 PM
#12:


Heaven forbid you tell us what happened

---
Well allons-y, Alonso!
... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001
06/07/20 10:17:22 PM
#13:


What happened?

---
"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12
06/07/20 10:18:16 PM
#14:


Why are you going to parties when there's a pandemic going on bro?

---
I write Naruto Fanfiction.
But I am definitely not a furry.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete
06/07/20 10:29:21 PM
#15:


zinezinzadan posted...
She keeps talking about her law office. Idgaf. Is she trying to smash or not

zinezinzadan posted...
give me the craziest lines to say to these ladies and I will do it and post what their response is

I'm too high right now to come up with something clever for this but use the word firm.

---
Who can @ Mention me?
-Nobody-
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent
06/07/20 10:30:17 PM
#16:


joe40001 posted...
What happened?

Not this

---
i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent
you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1