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MrMallard
06/04/20 5:19:38 AM
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Ask me anything

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cjsdowg
06/04/20 5:25:31 AM
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Why are you drinking alone ?

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SoundNetwork
06/04/20 5:26:08 AM
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It's literally 6am why are you bar

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MrMallard
06/04/20 5:27:25 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Why are you drinking alone ?
My friend's too broke to come out, another friend is more of a family man nowadays, and I'm here to enjoy a few bevs and reward myself for exercising and balancing my diet more than I am to socialise.

I just finished the beer and got a Somersby, I'm planning to leave after the Somersby.

SoundNetwork posted...
It's literally 6am why are you bar
7.30 pm in Australia, my dude.

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mattfrank
06/04/20 5:31:53 AM
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Would you be drinking home after finishing??

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MrMallard
06/04/20 5:34:58 AM
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mattfrank posted...
Would you be drinking home after finishing??
Nope. I'm trying to lose weight, so I'm cutting back on alcohol and shitty foods. I had four drinks, and I'm stopping after #4.

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cjsdowg
06/04/20 5:38:19 AM
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Somersby is that like a alcoholic Sprite

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MrMallard
06/04/20 5:43:52 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Somersby is that like a alcoholic Sprite
It's a cider brand. It's very sweet, none of that boozy taste, so it goes down like soda.

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ehhwhatever
06/04/20 5:43:55 AM
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Anybody singing? or do people sing there?

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thebatz
06/04/20 5:43:57 AM
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Are you aware the beer you're drinking has a lot of sexual innuendo with its name

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cjsdowg
06/04/20 5:45:24 AM
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Have ever petted a kangaroo ?

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Ryven
06/04/20 5:45:25 AM
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How busy is it in there?

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AbbotWhite
06/04/20 5:47:35 AM
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Why would you drink 4 beers if you're trying to lose weight?
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MrMallard
06/04/20 5:49:07 AM
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ehhwhatever posted...
Anybody singing? or do people sing there?

That pub does have a karaoke night on Thursdays, but since the pub has only just re-opened due to the covid-19 threat, it wasn't on tonight. It probably won't come back until all the restrictions are lifted.

thebatz posted...
Are you aware the beer you're drinking has a lot of sexual innuendo with its name

That's the schooner glass brand. The beer I was drinking is Cooper's.

Incidentally, Cooper is a British slang term for ass or genitalia, I forget which. So either way, my beverage has sexual connotations to it.

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BathroomWater
06/04/20 5:50:24 AM
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MrMallard posted...
It's a cider brand. It's very sweet, none of that boozy taste, so it goes down like soda.

Beer almost goes down easier for me than soda, lol. So much sweetness!

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MrMallard
06/04/20 6:00:35 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Have ever petted a kangaroo ?

I have not. Kangaroos terrify me, their kicks are strong enough to shatter bones and they use the claws on their toes to disembowel their opponents. My grandparents live out in the country, though, so I've seen plenty.

They're like Aussie deer in the way that you have to watch for them when you're driving at night, because they'll total your car.

Ryven posted...
How busy is it in there?

Not very busy. There were like 12 people maximum eating dinner when I got there, and by the time I left the bar there were like 4 people drinking. All the tables and poker machines are spaced out to accommodate social distancing procedures, so it wasn't totally packed.

AbbotWhite posted...
Why would you drink 4 beers if you're trying to lose weight?

My go-to amount of beers is anywhere between 12 and 16. 4 is showing constraint, and I've had sore thighs for two days in a row so I thought I would treat myself.

It was a bad idea all things considered, but I can assure you that in food and alcoholic beverages, I have had a lower caloric intake than usual today. As long as I hit the grind again tomorrow and keep a good pace going from day to day, I should be fine.

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cjsdowg
06/04/20 6:04:58 AM
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Wpw did didn't know kangaroo were that deadly. They look just like cute look things. I think they are next since they walk up right like people... well hop up right.

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BlingBling22947
06/04/20 6:42:40 AM
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What's the last thing you ate?

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BlingBling22947
06/05/20 6:53:09 AM
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What's the last thing you drank?

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MrMallard
06/05/20 8:57:22 AM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
What's the last thing you ate?
At the time of posting, it was a chicken schnitzel with Diane sauce, chips and a garden salad. Right now, a banana.

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Nope, we say it like puh-b.

BlingBling22947 posted...
What's the last thing you drank?
At the time of posting, a can of pear Somersby. Right now, a 1.5 litre bottle of water.

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teepan95
06/05/20 8:58:43 AM
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MrMallard posted...
chicken schnitzel

You guys have schnitzel too?

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MrMallard
06/05/20 9:07:06 AM
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teepan95 posted...
You guys have schnitzel too?

Australia = GOAT confirmed
chicken schnitzel is a go-to pub feed over here, at least in NSW. Walk into any pub bistro in the state, and I bet at least 9/10 times you'll find a chicken schnitzel. Chicken parmigiana is synonymous with pub schnitzel, and around where I live we also have toppings like Mexican or tropical.

All of that is loaded with cheese and sauces, so I got mine with just one gravy-ish sauce.

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teepan95
06/05/20 9:07:55 AM
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MrMallard posted...
All of that is loaded with cheese and sauces, so I got mine with just one gravy-ish sauce.

Same :P though our schnitzel tends to be veal. Chicken is pretty common though, as is pork
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MrMallard
06/05/20 9:30:09 AM
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teepan95 posted...
Same :P though our schnitzel tends to be veal. Chicken is pretty common though, as is pork
That sounds good. I have had beef schnitzel before, but the bulk of my schnitzel experiences have been chicken. I honestly prefer my meat to be flattened before it cooks, so it cooks more evenly :P

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I'm trying to lose weight. I treated myself yesterday with a schnitzel for dinner and a few brews. Parma would have been too over the top with all that sauce and cheese.

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teepan95
06/05/20 9:31:35 AM
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MrMallard posted...
That sounds good. I have had beef schnitzel before, but the bulk of my schnitzel experiences have been chicken. I honestly prefer my meat to be flattened before it cooks, so it cooks more evenly :P

we have a convert

I haven't had a schnitzel in a while now. But the schnitzel counter at my university canteen has been closed ever since Corona :(
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