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Harpie 05/28/20 4:34:34 PM #1: |
It's time, ce. You know the drill.
Confess your anonymous sins to this google doc, and I will post if here for all of ce to judge. I trust all of you to abide to the TOS like you do here, because that's what good ce citizens do :) https://forms.gle/VRY2hgdLab9rarbz9 --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SrRd_RacinG 05/28/20 4:35:17 PM #2: |
This will be an unpopular topic. Too invasive.
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Zack_Attackv1 05/28/20 4:35:53 PM #3: |
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Harpie 05/28/20 4:36:34 PM #4: |
I fartedCongratulations! to this day i'm still convinced that error is a woman with blue hair that wears thigh-high socks while moderating @Error1355Wow that would be so hot. Hot blue haired mod punishing all of ce Error1355 is a great guy and doesnt deserve the hate or harassment he gets. Despite it all he keeps a level head and good humor.I agree. He's actually really funny and a reasonable person. He's cool --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 4:37:19 PM #5: |
SrRd_RacinG posted...
This will be an unpopular topic. Too invasive.It's all voluntary bby Zack_Attackv1 posted... This will go over well as it always does.It'll be fine! What could go wrong? --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 4:38:11 PM #6: |
Vegy is a woman. Don't ask me how I know this.This is sadly, untrue --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 4:40:48 PM #7: |
TeaMilk is a gem and ce does not deserve heryes --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 4:43:44 PM #8: |
All in the Family is super underrated mostly because many people today have never even seen it.Idk it only has 8/10 stars on Imdb --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 4:45:23 PM #9: |
I stuff myself with pizza and McDonald's whenever I have the slightest bit of stressBut is is that bad if it makes you feel better in the moment? I can relate to this very heavily though. My local mcdonalds sees me wayyy too often --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DezDroppedFreak 05/28/20 4:47:26 PM #10: |
Harpie no what is you doin
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Harpie 05/28/20 4:47:45 PM #11: |
If I ever had the choice to become a supernatural entity, Id probably go vampire. Error would probably be king of the ghosts and we vampires would gladly ally ourselves with them.Vampires are the sexiest supernatural entities imo, so good choice Someone needs to write a story about you and error, the leaders of opposing supernatural factions --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 4:48:11 PM #12: |
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Harpie no what is you doinThe same thing I always do Have this up for like an hour, and then get nuked --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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V-E-G-Y- 05/28/20 4:48:29 PM #13: |
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Harpie 05/28/20 4:49:39 PM #14: |
That my real confession is sadly not PG-13, so I can't confess it.I'm sorry for your loss Maybe if ce had looser rules I could bump the rating up. But then this topic would last 5 minutes instead of 5 hours --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 4:50:09 PM #15: |
V-E-G-Y- posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1450-gamefaqs-confessionsLame, they aren't anonymous. It's why it's a dead board --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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V-E-G-Y- 05/28/20 4:51:34 PM #16: |
Harpie posted...
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PatrickMahomes 05/28/20 4:51:36 PM #17: |
inb4 lock
--- NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster mk. 1 (12-4) (ELIMINATED): https://imgur.com/4Pvr5rT NFLB 2020 Summersim Roster mk. 2 (0-0): https://imgur.com/BBhN2z3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 4:52:41 PM #18: |
Think about how many teams would have won the Super Bowl if they just ran the ballThat would make too much sense though i had sex with my step sister when we were like 25I used to have a fantasy like that when I was younger ngl My butthole fell off and I could reattach it :(If you clench hard enough you can make a new butthole I'm Error's friend, boop bop.We're all errors friends beep bep i met a girl online and when we moved in together i peed on her head in the shower onceI feel like there's more to this story --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 4:53:37 PM #19: |
V-E-G-Y- posted...
I should hire you to run itMaybe. It still wouldn't be the same though, even if I was able to drive more traffic PatrickMahomes posted... inb4 lockShush, have faith This is a TOS friendly topic! --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 05/28/20 4:54:38 PM #20: |
I'm here to oversee. Not going to participate.
--- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 4:57:19 PM #21: |
I've got 82 tails, and I'm not afraid to use them!Tentacles are way better tbh I can taste the difference between Mr. Pibb and Dr. Pepper and Dr. Perky is by far the superior soft drink over both of them. Fite me! Error also drinks the highly superior Dr. Perky.Incorrect opinion, they all are fucking disgusting I use the toilets at gyms, McDonalds, Stores, Work etc at all times to save on buying toilet paper and soap.Toilet paper isn't even that expensive though, especially if you're the only one using it I have a Pepe the frog plush and I think he's hauntedomfg that sounds cute asf, send pics of haunted pepe here pls I actually am a furry.Are you in the closet about it I bought a candle and it smells greatCandles are so good. As soon as quarantine is over I'm going to bath body works to pick up some hella nice candles Mods are watchingHi mods! --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 4:58:00 PM #22: |
Gobstoppers12 posted...
I'm here to oversee. Not going to participate.At least comment a little itt, sometimes people only confess and leave the topic here to die --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gobstoppers12 05/28/20 5:02:00 PM #23: |
Harpie posted...
Are you in the closet about itYes, but don't tell anybody. This is confidential. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 5:02:11 PM #24: |
I have a crush on Aeriis. She's so pretty and nice and relatable, but she'd probably think I'm ugly and gross.Everyone has a crush on Aeriis. But if I know anything about it, I seriously doubt she thinks you're ugly and gross. She's a sweet gal who seems to try to see the best in everyone Really feel like my bf is trying his damndest to trap meWanna talk about it? I jerk off to pictures of myselfIncredible Bless me Father for I have sinned, it has been 226 years since my last confession.It's out my my hands, only error can save you now You posted a recent picture and you looked quite happy and attractive. If this is any indication of your life as of late I hope things continue to go well for you. I shitpost all the time but I generally am glad when other people are succeeding and finding joy. Best regards.Aww, thank you! I think I really am happy for the first time in a long time :) You're a good shitposter Otacon: Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?this is poetry --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 5:02:46 PM #25: |
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Yes, but don't tell anybody. This is confidential.Your secret's safe with me --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eevee-Trainer 05/28/20 5:03:31 PM #26: |
Harpie posted...
omfg that sounds cute asf, send pics of haunted pepe here plsthis --- My Social Server, Eevee's Mystery Dungeon: https://discord.gg/emd My PMD Rescue Server: https://discord.gg/E57gMQq ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 5:07:39 PM #27: |
You like Krabby pattiesEveryone likes Krabby patties I wish existing didnt hurt so bad, and I wish my cries for help were seen for what they were instead of attention seeking. I need a friend.You need therapy. You can't heal on your own, and I really hope that you can find the help you need. Getting help if you can is so worth it, I promise Who's your top 10 users?uhhhhhh I dont like categorizing people I feel myself spiraling again.Ground yourself, remember who you are. Go outside and breathe, take in the air. You're not as alone as you think, you have the universe all around you One time I desperately needed to poop and ran to a public bathroom but just didn't make it time and crapped my underpants in the stall. I couldn't flush the underpants so I just had to toss them into the garbage and they stunk. I felt really bad for anyone who went in next.LOL this has actually happened to me. I didnt try to flush but uh, whoopsies Im the dude that peed on the girls head. eh she was freaky. and crazy. things didnt end well for me back then so i got what i deserved o_o now i a good upstanding gamer citizen who plays ps4. she did some bad crap to me too. but yes there is more to the story and the world will never knowwwwwwWelp, I'm glad that you dont have to pee on her head anymore. Gamers rise up --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 5:16:06 PM #28: |
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.lmaooo I love this, haven't seen this copypasta before. You got me in the beginning though I was so confused Bikini or one-piece bathing suit?On me, a bikini. I only wear ones that are high rise on the bottom though. I'm very self conscious about my stomach --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 5:16:43 PM #29: |
I would never want to deal with transitioning but I really think life would be better as a guy.Would it be better as a guy, or do you actually believe that you are a man in a woman's body? --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 5:28:48 PM #31: |
I confessproud of you Holy fucking shit. I [have a crush on Isabelle]. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online.pls dont I wish I was cute like you. Im like the ugliest girl here and nobody likes me :(Haha trust me, angles are everything. I'm not that cute. You are definitely not the ugliest girl, there aren't any. I used to be convinced I was the most disgusting thing to look at. You aren't being objective, and I hope you can build some confidence some day. You are beautiful <33 I feel helpless in life. I don't do anything with myself, it's hard to get out of bed and even harder to do something that doesn't end in failure, time and time again, year after year, no matter how basic. I wish something amazing would happen, like out of the blue a portal opens up and it leads to a new world. Or my suffering suddenly earns me super powers. I want to be something more, greater than everyone. I would love to be able to just change everything, be greater than God himself, if he's real. But that's all this is, just a bunch of dreams, all on a daily basis. My past abruptly pops into my head and lately I've been twitching at the mere thought of these things, even if they aren't anything extreme (CPTSD?) To think there are people out there that think people need to suffer, or have to struggle to get anywhere otherwise we're somehow terrible leeches on society. People like me exist because we weren't taught how to live, and society is too selfish to care, somehow I need to help myself but I don't know how, don't have the tools, and for others these things are second nature. Just wanted to share my thoughts. And, no, I probably won't seek help, I'm too lazy/depressed/scared/uninformed on how to do so. I've thought about getting help for years, never did anything.You will never get better if you don't get help. The fact that you refuse to do so shows that you don't really want to get better either. You can't say that society is too selfish to care when you aren't telling them that they need to care. You're not too depressed/anxious/whatever to get help. Literally not true, I promise. You are the only one keeping yourself here, but you can also be the one to actually make yourself happy again I'm saying these things because I used to believe everything you said about myself. If there's anyone in your life, regardless or not if you think they'll care, see if you can ask for their support while you actively make a change. Life will never come out and rescue you. I'm sorry, but waiting for it to happen is fruitless and you know it. Be the change you want to see. Or not. You have one life, and you can spend it how you choose Reach out to someone, online or offline. I believe in you, and I KNOW you can be better I saw the subreddit after that person posted the topic about it. Holy shit those people have no lives!yep lol it's nuts I write fanfics about Vegy getting tag teamed by CEgalsthat's hot asf tbh --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 5:33:12 PM #32: |
RedWhiteBlue posted...
It's been yearsss since I've last seen this posted on CE. So I dug it up real quick and wondered how you'd respond to it, figured at least the intro would confuse ya.It's a good one. I wish there were more copypastas here tbh --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 5:37:06 PM #33: |
Is it true that cemen used to creep pretty bad on you?Yes i tasted my own shit with a q tip one time when i was a kid. it tasted bad. never did it againEw wtf, how old were you??? I am sorry :(What are you sorry for? i tried to eat a turd as a toddler and my dad stopped me.Your dad saved your life You better be the same guy as the other confession. Imma fuckin riot if I find out that there are multiple people who have tried to eat shit I really liked your drawing topics, are you going to do those again anytime soon?Probably, I need to carve out the time. Those topics usually have me drawing for hours. Either this weekend or next weekend I'll make one ^^ Do people really only use 1 square of TP per wipe?Yeah probably, 3 ply ain't no joke --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 5:41:50 PM #34: |
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.McChicken sause is literally MAYONAISSE you disgust me my wee wee looks like a mushroom with balls. a vagina looks like an arbys sandwichI'd much rather shove my face into an arby's sandwich than some mushroom and balls You know what? No. I'm done. It isn't fair to you, Harpie, that everyone confesses to you. So I invite you to confess something to me. Right now, after you post this. Just do it. Don't think. Get the weight off your chest.I may or may not have committed a felony on my FAFSA. My dad refused to sign it so I did it myself,, now the financial office lady knows but I think she's cool I'm still worried LOL I used to watch Netflix's Marvel's Daredevil while sitting on the bus to work.The whole show is bad what are you talking about I love you please marry meYou do not love me, I won't marry a liar! But what about the droid attack on the Wookies?It was a massacre. I will never forget :( Titties are love. Titties are life.yes --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 5:44:45 PM #35: |
Im the best looking guy hereI believe it --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AzurexNightmare 05/28/20 5:45:39 PM #36: |
Harpie posted...
Im the best looking guy hereSquall? --- PSN: xLionhartx Vita games most played: BlazBlue CP, RO Ace, Mon Monpiece, Wipeout 2048 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 5:47:42 PM #37: |
It took me a long time to lose a lot of weight to get super skinny and I feel like Ive gained two or three pounds and Im feeling bad about it even though I know I shouldnt.I can relate to this. I went through a big weight loss, but now I obsess over the scale. I weigh myself every morning and night, and beat myself up if I've gained weight. It's not great because I'm starting to "punish" myself when I see the scale go up in the morning. I make it a rule that I'm not allowed to eat more than one thing in a day if I had gained weight. And even when I do eat, I feel a lot of guilt >.> --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 5:53:51 PM #38: |
once i told my friend that my english teacher looked like one of those girls youd see in beastiality that didnt quite make the cut for regular porn. my friend said something even funnier. he said SHE would be the donkey LMFAO!!!!! This was around 2009 in high schoolWow high schoolers are such assholes lmaooo i think ive submitted all of your most fucked up confessions (even the turd ones) and theyre all true and they were all me. sheesh. maybe im a pretty bad dude. i dont think i could save the president but im a bad dude anyway.Nah you're not bad lol. At least you have the balls to admit it! I think it's hilarious when people fart. If I do it and someone walks by and smells it, I just absolutely lose it. It's not funny for the victim, usually, but if they did it they'd be the one laughing. This is probably a guy thing. Also, holding in a fart is bad for you.I would agree, especially if it was in public, but I try to hide it lol It is? youre the first girl that ive ever seen admit that they crapped themselvesEveryone's done it to some extent. Whether it's just a little liquid ass or the entire turd, everyone has done it and they're lying if they say they haven't --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WaterLink 05/28/20 5:57:10 PM #39: |
Harpie posted...
Everyone's done it to some extent. Whether it's just a little liquid ass or the entire turd, everyone has done it and they're lying if they say they haven't https://youtu.be/i-TMV8Yz9wo --- https://imgur.com/TFF3Nn8 Joe Burrow, the legend ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 5:59:02 PM #40: |
I bought a virtual boy. And i even liked itWhat game do you play How does a neet guy find a neet gf when they're both stuck inside but hate the outside? Theoretical physicists have been trying to solve this problem for years but they keep arriving at infinify/0.There is no answer and it's fucked up. Neets need to be able to meet other neets --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 6:01:26 PM #41: |
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Harpie 05/28/20 6:08:14 PM #43: |
Crono99 posted...
I misread the title as "CE confectionary" and I thought we'd be getting candiesI wish. One day when I'm rich and famous I'll host a ce candle giveaway, you'll be the first one to get one since I've disappointed you like this --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 6:08:56 PM #44: |
French maid outfits are <3Eh, they're okay If you believe in Jesus Christ and are 100% proud of it, make this your sig.Ew, ce used to be facebook?? --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 6:13:55 PM #45: |
I lie about preferring boobs over ass on CEIt really riles up people up though lol --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 05/28/20 6:20:14 PM #46: |
Fun!
--- Ain't no t*ts on an almond. ''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta2 05/28/20 6:24:16 PM #47: |
Harpie posted...
I write fanfics about Vegy getting tag teamed by CEgals I want to read dese --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Harpie 05/28/20 6:33:45 PM #48: |
https://i.imgur.com/4oRDTDV.jpghe is beautiful and so precious @Eevee-Trainer Im in love with a CEgalWhich one? Here, Harpie! There are 3 Pokmon here! Haha! They are inside the Pok Balls. When I was young, I was a serious Pokmon trainer! In my old age, I have only 3 left, but you can have one! Choose!ooohh ooooh yes!!!! I've been waiting for this moment my entire life I choose the fire type I don't really think JoJo ripped off Personawho I have a foot fetish. The sweatier the better!Have you met many people who let you sniff their feet I had a romantic relationship with a 58 yr old man when I was a 22 yr old young man.How was that experience --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Eevee-Trainer 05/28/20 6:36:36 PM #49: |
Harpie posted...
he is beautiful and so preciousHuh. Somehow different than what I expected for some reason. Still interesting that those exist though! What I need is a nyancat plushie. Harpie posted... I choose the fire typeA woman of quality. --- My Social Server, Eevee's Mystery Dungeon: https://discord.gg/emd My PMD Rescue Server: https://discord.gg/E57gMQq ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BathroomWater 05/28/20 6:42:22 PM #50: |
Crono99 posted...
I misread the title as "CE confectionary" and I thought we'd be getting candies same lol --- "I have a basic understanding of economics." -Broseph_Stalin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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