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ssj3vegeta 05/20/20 7:44:58 PM #1: |
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wolfy42 05/20/20 7:49:27 PM #2: |
I think I was around 22 and I turned a girl down who did that. It's always been a turn off for me.
I also worked construction one day with a friends brother, and afterwards he picked up his gf, who I thought was cute/hot....but then swung by an old gf's house and had her come try and seduce me. I totally did NOT dig her though and didn't even get out of the car. He probably thought I was gay after that (except he kinda knew I wasn't cause he totally started dating a chick I was into (another friends sister) but was taking my time getting to know. He didn't take his time. --- Agatha "Your naked and they are nuns, it's not your eyes they're not looking at." Glowing Elephant "Stonehedge was a sex thing." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 05/20/20 7:53:57 PM #3: |
"I don't do charity work."
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dedbus 05/20/20 7:56:08 PM #4: |
this is how the gods torment mortals so it's most likely a trap.
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Nichtcrawler X 05/20/20 7:59:51 PM #5: |
dedbus posted...
this is how the gods torment mortals so it's most likely a trap. What mythologies are you reading where the gods even give the choice in the first place? --- Official Teetotaller of PotD Dovie'andi se tovya sagain! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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blackhrt 05/20/20 8:44:28 PM #6: |
ssj3vegeta posted...
https://i.imgur.com/gWnRy7m.jpg so...dogging? --- "I live my life 3 videogames at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not my clan and their BS. For those 3 games or less, I'm free." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 05/20/20 8:54:58 PM #7: |
Sue her in a court of law
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SunWuKung420 05/20/20 8:55:09 PM #8: |
Meh.
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Lobomoon 05/20/20 9:06:16 PM #9: |
Too fat.
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Pikazard1 05/20/20 9:31:54 PM #10: |
she looks like she's always ready to score a "hole in one" if you will
but my response would be: "Hello there! thanks for the offer, but I'm not interested" --- we are who we are. who we meet in life, adds to the journey ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zareth 05/20/20 9:43:16 PM #11: |
On the golf course? Is this some trick to make me register on the sex offender list?
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keyblader1985 05/20/20 9:52:25 PM #12: |
I'm not into getting arrested for public indecency. And I'd probably assume she was fucking with me anyway.
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ChaosAzeroth 05/20/20 10:19:38 PM #13: |
Nah thanks.
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BlackScythe0 05/20/20 10:35:25 PM #14: |
I'm at work.
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WastelandCowboy 05/20/20 10:36:50 PM #15: |
Appreciate the offer, but not interested. Not interested in sex where it'll go nowhere.
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VeeVees 05/20/20 10:42:26 PM #16: |
No thanks, I don't have sex with strangers, especially not in public.
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afrodude77 05/20/20 10:49:33 PM #17: |
I'll probably just get some head
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YoukaiSlayer 05/20/20 11:21:00 PM #18: |
I'd assume she wasn't serious but if she was able to convince me she was than sure.
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Krazy_Kirby 05/21/20 2:23:52 AM #19: |
depends on where, i don't want a criminal record or getting fired
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Zacek 05/21/20 2:32:41 AM #20: |
Hell yeah!
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AllstarSniper32 05/21/20 2:32:49 AM #21: |
I'd say, "On the cart or behind that bush tree thing over there?"
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Kimbos_Egg 05/21/20 2:52:23 AM #22: |
Zareth posted...
On the golf course? Is this some trick to make me register on the sex offender list? re register* --- You think you've Got problems? https://imgur.com/vgckRUN ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ParanoidObsessive 05/21/20 3:09:37 AM #23: |
dedbus posted...
this is how the gods torment mortals so it's most likely a trap. Considering how these topics usually go, it would be quite likely to be a literal trap. Though in this case, the Internet is telling me this actually IS a woman, so that's unusual. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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faz 05/21/20 2:58:05 PM #24: |
I wouldn't say anything but would grab a nearby 9 iron and knock her out. For all I know, she was planning on harvesting my organs.
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Fierce_Deity_08 05/21/20 3:44:17 PM #25: |
You like girls? Okay, Ill try anything once.
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Joker_X_II 05/21/20 3:45:25 PM #26: |
Another Simp endorsing e-thot thread....
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Revelation34 05/21/20 5:08:40 PM #27: |
Joker_X_II posted...
Another Simp endorsing e-thot thread.... Why do you always talk about yourself in the third person? --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Joker_X_II 05/21/20 5:12:55 PM #28: |
Revelation34 posted...
Why do you always talk about yourself in the third person? not my thread, nice try... --- PSA: "Real Gamers*" don't pay for Micro-transactions. *Pro-tip: You're not 'playing' the game, if you're paying your way through it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sonicplys 05/21/20 6:06:18 PM #29: |
Me: "Honey, when you gain a hundred or two more pounds then come talk to me. Otherwise, begone walking stick."
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Lobomoon 05/21/20 6:16:28 PM #30: |
Mead posted...
Sue her in a court of law where her body can be held against you. --- 'Anyone can make war but only the most courageous can make peace' - President Donald J Trump ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DDirtyDastard 05/21/20 7:27:42 PM #31: |
If there was no one around, I'd hit record on my phone and tell her to say what she just said again. Next I'd fuck her and ghost. If I ever saw her again I'd act like I didn't have any clue who she was and tell her it must've been a case of mistaken identity because I'd never seen her before in my life.
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Lobomoon 05/21/20 7:49:39 PM #32: |
She looks like a gold-digger.
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ParanoidObsessive 05/22/20 3:09:13 AM #33: |
Lobomoon posted...
She looks like a gold-digger. She ain't looking for no broke PotDer. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 05/22/20 3:12:28 AM #34: |
Nah, there's not much room for sex on a golf cart
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aHappySacka 05/22/20 3:14:09 AM #35: |
That's a pretty attractive golf cart.
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Krazy_Kirby 05/22/20 9:05:40 AM #36: |
Sonicplys posted...
Me: "Honey, when you gain a hundred or two more pounds then come talk to me. Otherwise, begone walking stick." so you like fat girls --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teddy241 05/22/20 9:08:21 AM #37: |
im in.
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JOExHIGASHI 05/22/20 11:14:10 AM #38: |
I'd go for it. It's only going to take a couple minutes
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Lobomoon 05/24/20 7:20:18 PM #39: |
ParanoidObsessive posted...
She ain't looking for no broke PotDer. That's what I said. --- 'Anyone can make war but only the most courageous can make peace' - President Donald J Trump ... Copied to Clipboard!
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