Current Events > According to this dude. 26 years old who date 21 years old should be in jail

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epik_fail1
05/19/20 5:43:41 PM
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https://mobile.twitter.com/_jorts_/status/1262157571038892033

Seriously what's up with people like that? Did they get rejected by a 21 years old and got salty?

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WesternMedia
05/19/20 5:46:56 PM
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Overcompensating for his own low mental age.
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Odoylerules
05/19/20 5:48:02 PM
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Its even sadder than 88,000 people loved his tweet
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SauI_Goodman
05/19/20 5:48:25 PM
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i wonder how he'd feel about me 35 banging a 22 year old i met t the club last year

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epik_fail1
05/19/20 5:55:06 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
i wonder how he'd feel about me 35 banging a 22 year old i met t the club last year

According to him and his apologists. You are a pedo. Which is disrespectful as fuck toward ACTUAL victim of that hideous crime.

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Gamerguymass
05/19/20 5:56:46 PM
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So which member of CE is this? Because that's the exact same type of stupid shit that people here say.

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Delirious_Beard
05/19/20 5:59:07 PM
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imagine dating anyone that wasn't born within 30 seconds of you

couldn't be me

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Tired-Insomniac
05/19/20 6:00:37 PM
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26 2 = 13

13 + 7 = 20

Math checks out, lock em up

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epik_fail1
05/19/20 6:08:59 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
26 2 = 13

13 + 7 = 20

Math checks out, lock em up

I agree. 26 years old should date only 20 years old. Anything older or younger should go to jail.

What's up with these losers trying to micromanage other people's relationships anyway?

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epik_fail1
05/19/20 6:14:12 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
So which member of CE is this? Because that's the exact same type of stupid shit that people here say.

Please tell me nobody here actually said 21-26 is wrong.

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epik_fail1
05/19/20 6:15:21 PM
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Odoylerules posted...
Its even sadder than 88,000 people loved his tweet

At least the majority of the comments call out his bullshit, but the number of likes is ridiculous.

"I harass consensual adults and I think I have the moral high ground"

-this guy

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TheoryzC
05/19/20 6:16:52 PM
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dolomedes posted...
i want attention on the internet here's a dumb take i just pulled out of my ass


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Damn_Underscore
05/19/20 6:17:32 PM
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plot twist: he actually thinks all dating should be illegal
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Damn_Underscore
05/19/20 6:28:37 PM
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I think this is a misogynist "saving the damsel in distress" mentality.

Because I have a feeling people like this wouldn't be against a 26-yo woman dating a 21-yo man. They are just sexist and think women need to be coddled.
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Phantom36
05/19/20 6:30:36 PM
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He can personally *think* that he can defy gravity too, but if he walks off a building, he ain't gonna float. So in the end, who cares what this jamoke thinks?

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epik_fail1
05/19/20 6:30:49 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
plot twist: he actually thinks all dating should be illegal

This take is actually less stupid than his actual one.

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epik_fail1
05/19/20 6:32:10 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
I think this is a misogynist "saving the damsel in distress" mentality.

Because I have a feeling people like this wouldn't be against a 26-yo woman dating a 21-yo man. They are just sexist and think women need to be coddled.

I read about what that kind of ridiculous sexism. Basically they believe they are some white guy in shining armor saving the damsel in distress. It's funny to see so many women calling him out

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MutantJohn
05/19/20 6:37:43 PM
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Jokeaccountinc posted...
epik_fail1 posted...
Please tell me nobody here actually said 21-26 is wrong.

@MutantJohn
@Perascamin

22 is the best age
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epik_fail1
05/19/20 6:39:12 PM
#22:


MutantJohn posted...
22 is the best age

What?

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Derwood
05/19/20 6:40:13 PM
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I was going to cite the "half plus seven" rule, but it seems I was beaten to it
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Caroniver
05/19/20 6:41:49 PM
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epik_fail1 posted...
white guy in shining armor
The phrase is typically "Knight in shining armor" or "white knight", but I think "white guy in shining armor" works

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epik_fail1
05/19/20 6:45:14 PM
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Caroniver posted...
The phrase is typically "Knight in shining armor" or "white knight", but I think "white guy in shining armor" works

This was originally a weird autocorrect typo, but I feel like it kinda fits

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Doom_Art
05/19/20 6:46:36 PM
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26/2+7=20

Yeah that doesn't check out

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Geno4LoveGeno4L
05/19/20 6:50:14 PM
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I think they should tolerate a maximum of 1 year difference for people under 18 and 3 years until they get 21

Over 25 a maximum of 5 years older should be tolerated and only people over 40 should have now laws

My parents have a 10 years difference and they fight all the time and I understand why it should be considered crininal

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epik_fail1
05/19/20 6:55:30 PM
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Geno4LoveGeno4L posted...
I think they should tolerate a maximum of 1 year difference for people under 18 and 3 years until they get 21

Over 25 a maximum of 5 years older should be tolerated and only people over 40 should have now laws

My parents have a 10 years difference and they fight all the time and I understand why it should be considered crininal

Is this a satire post?

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Pepys Monster
05/19/20 6:56:16 PM
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He's a bitter incel.

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Mark_DeRosa
05/19/20 7:03:19 PM
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So stupid, what a stupid chain of tweets

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Caroniver
05/19/20 7:05:17 PM
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Geno4LoveGeno4L posted...
My parents have a 10 years difference and they fight all the time and I understand why it should be considered crininal
If neither of your parents are over 40, and they have a 10-year age gap, and you met the minimum age requirement to have an account in Jan. 2015, you'd have to be at least 18 years old. Your father could be at most 39, since if he were over 40 he'd have "now laws", making your mother 29. This means she was 11 when you were born, and probably conceived you at age 10.

Yeah, I see a problem with a 20-year-old fucking an 10-year-old.

EDIT: Oh, shit, your sig says you're 19. So your dad, age 19, fucked a 9-year-old? Or is he over 40 now, and thus shouldn't have any restrictions on who he should date, meaning your parents' 10 year age gap is okay?

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inloveanddeath0
05/19/20 7:08:07 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
plot twist: he actually thinks all dating should be illegal
*Consensual dating*

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Iodine
05/19/20 7:10:04 PM
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Ehhh isn't this some sort of weird joke?

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IfGodCouldDie
05/19/20 7:10:59 PM
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I was 26 when I started dating my wife and she was 21. We have two wonderful children and a happy marriage. Now that I have seen this I should probably get a divorce and give my kids up for adoption.

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EmbraceOfDeath
05/19/20 7:15:32 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
26 2 = 13

13 + 7 = 20

Math checks out, lock em up
Uhhh what? That would put 21 in the safe age, since 20 would be the minimum... unless you're saying 20 is the maximum age he should date.

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epik_fail1
05/19/20 7:19:38 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
Uhhh what? That would put 21 in the safe age, since 20 would be the minimum... unless you're saying 20 is the maximum age he should date.

I think he was joking that only 20 is acceptable

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_Rinku_
05/19/20 7:22:35 PM
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What a weird take. The people who scream the loudest about this often have skeletons in their closets. I know someone who is 21 and is married to a person who's 28. They recently celebrated five years of being together.

Yeah, you and I can both do the math on that, but the bimbo 21 year old sure can't. They constantly go on holier-than-thou rants about people, but seem to ignore that their spouse was a creepy 23 year old macking on a high school junior.
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epik_fail1
05/19/20 7:29:04 PM
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_Rinku_ posted...
What a weird take. The people who scream the loudest about this often have skeletons in their closets. I know someone who is 21 and is married to a person who's 28. They recently celebrated five years of being together.

Yeah, you and I can both do the math on that, but the bimbo 21 year old sure can't. They constantly go on holier-than-thou rants about people, but seem to ignore that their spouse was a creepy 23 year old macking on a high school junior.

I am not sure I follow. I am a bit confused

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Cobra1010
05/19/20 7:30:21 PM
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When you click on this page and enlarge his profile pic. You cant really hate him, cause you feel sorry for him.

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The Top Crusader
05/19/20 7:31:56 PM
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I was 23 and my wife was 18 when we met, we were married by the time we were 26/21. >_>

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KiwiTerraRizing
05/19/20 7:32:29 PM
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I was plowing 19 year olds in my early 30s

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epik_fail1
05/19/20 7:33:11 PM
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Cobra1010 posted...
When you click on this page and enlarge his profile pic. You cant really hate him, cause you feel sorry for him.

I did not check it yet. His profile picture explains a lot

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SK8T3R215
05/19/20 7:33:28 PM
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Having sex with any woman makes you a pedo.

Because women are children.

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E32005
05/19/20 7:34:58 PM
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SK8T3R215 posted...
Having sex with any woman makes you a pedo.

Because women are children.
lol. thats something my divorced brother would legit say as a half-joke.

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p-m
05/19/20 7:37:19 PM
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Over ninety thousand morons loved that tweet?!

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epik_fail1
05/19/20 7:39:57 PM
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p-m posted...
Over ninety thousand morons loved that tweet?!

Yup. What a dumb world we live in.

Zoom on his profile's picture, it will increase your self esteem.

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Damn_Underscore
05/19/20 7:41:29 PM
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I don't think he's ugly at all, he just looks miserable

Not surprising.
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KamenRiderBlade
05/19/20 7:44:32 PM
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Dumb Age-ists should learn to STFU.

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epik_fail1
05/19/20 7:48:25 PM
#49:


KamenRiderBlade posted...
Dumb Age-ists should learn to STFU.

I might start saying that from now. Why are they trying to micromanage other people's relationships, it's predatory as fuck and they believe they are some kind of saviors. That's the worst part

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cjsdowg
05/19/20 7:51:52 PM
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How in he hell does he have so many likes for that.

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