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Ogurisama
05/11/20 5:02:07 PM
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two wives or two knives?


one of these two things is pretty terrific

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LinkPizza
05/11/20 5:04:17 PM
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Two whole knives?!
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wwinterj25
05/11/20 5:05:00 PM
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Knifes duh.

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wolfy42
05/11/20 5:08:27 PM
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What about two wives named knives?

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Far-Queue
05/11/20 5:14:21 PM
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One wife is enough for me. Two knives easy.

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Johnny Eagle
05/11/20 5:15:22 PM
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............this some kind of reference/joke I'm not getting?

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Ogurisama
05/11/20 5:26:33 PM
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Lokarin
05/11/20 5:33:38 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Two whole knives?!

Two knoll wives?

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ScritchOwl
05/11/20 5:39:40 PM
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Seeing this is triggering that sugarcult song that was on burnout "She's the blade"

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Person106
05/11/20 5:55:43 PM
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Two knives. Having two wives implies the first dies and I replace her :/
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Ogurisama
05/11/20 7:13:28 PM
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Person106 posted...
Two knives. Having two wives implies the first dies and I replace her :/
Nah, you just got drunk and married a waitress in Vegas while teaching your neighbor how to live life to its fullest

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Zeus
05/11/20 7:16:41 PM
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Person106 posted...
Two knives. Having two wives implies the first dies and I replace her :/

No, because then you'd only have one wife.

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MynameisKeron
05/11/20 7:37:59 PM
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Two knives for Rozie to use on ME!
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VeeVees
05/11/20 8:17:18 PM
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2 wives is illegal and extremely costly both time and money wise.

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Revelation34
05/11/20 8:19:12 PM
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Ogurisama posted...

Nah, you just got drunk and married a waitress in Vegas while teaching your neighbor how to live life to its fullest


Oh I didn't realize it was a reference to that episode. That was a good one.
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Ogurisama
05/11/20 8:24:58 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Oh I didn't realize it was a reference to that episode. That was a good one.
Two different episodes, but yes that

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blackhrt
05/11/20 9:26:22 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Two whole knives?!

Same, give me two whole knives! not 2 half or 3/4 knives!

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afrodude77
05/11/20 9:50:44 PM
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Two knives

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Ogurisama
05/11/20 10:04:14 PM
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blackhrt posted...
Same, give me two whole knives! not 2 half or 3/4 knives!
Thats not a knife, thats two spoons!

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blackhrt
05/11/20 10:08:08 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Thats not a knife, thats two spoons!

whoa whoa slow down @Ogurisama !
Don't bring your quadratic equations and protactors & pythagorean theorems in here, I didn't graduate from Dartmouth or Old Dominion! 8D

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gguirao
05/12/20 2:51:57 PM
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Knives.

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