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Full Throttle 05/10/20 10:57:36 PM #1: |
Have you broken quarantine and went side by side in large groups already?
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Dailymail has revealed it to be Ben Kelly, a married man who went surfing at Manresa State Beach on Monterey Bay which was still closed off to the public. He is said to be well known in the community and ran a local business hand crafing boards as friends called him "one of a kind" Photos captured by KTVU showed rescue crews trying to save him as the beach was fully closed from 11am to 5pm daily During other times it's open to residents but must abide by guidelines as Ben was out there around 1pm The water is one mile north and south of the attack will be closed for 5 days as signs were posted warning beachgoers of the attack While it's not known what kind of shark it is, it's known that great white sharks are common seen swimming in the summer Have you broken quarantine and went to big gatherings? https://i.imgur.com/4AM32dL.jpg https://i.imgur.com/W6sA1aE.jpg https://i.imgur.com/MnPoDMX.jpg https://i.imgur.com/qk2W1UB.jpg https://i.imgur.com/TXcnM2k.jpg https://i.imgur.com/FVRrRQx.jpg --- The News Will Continue...For Now call me mrduckbear, sweater monkeys. I'm an Asian Liberal. RESIST The Alt-Right ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PIITB415 05/10/20 10:58:15 PM #2: |
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Irony 05/10/20 10:58:25 PM #3: |
Shark: "Stay home you fucks"
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Golden_Key33 05/10/20 10:59:11 PM #4: |
Nature is forgetting that it's supposed to be afraid of us. It's time to fight back!
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boxington 05/10/20 10:59:15 PM #5: |
damn, RIP.
aren't shark attacks, especially deaths from such attacks, rare? --- b-bb-box ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iPhone_7 05/10/20 10:59:45 PM #6: |
If I get corona I get corona
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MabusIncarnate 05/10/20 11:01:57 PM #7: |
Fuck what a headline
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Puglia77 05/10/20 11:02:52 PM #8: |
He was one of a kind, all right
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gunplagirl 05/10/20 11:03:59 PM #9: |
Water sports and activities highly discouraged
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JimCarrysToe 05/10/20 11:05:31 PM #10: |
Holy buck teeth......
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berlyman101 05/10/20 11:07:10 PM #11: |
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SH_expert44 05/10/20 11:10:26 PM #12: |
Was he wearing his mask?
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ncsonic 05/10/20 11:14:27 PM #13: |
Cant say I feel bad for him, stay home you dickheads, this case a shark ate him the rest will catch COVID19
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ncsonic 05/10/20 11:16:12 PM #14: |
boxington posted...
damn, RIP. extremely rare, we kill millions of sharks a year. Sharks only kill us a couple of times a year --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamerguymass 05/10/20 11:17:16 PM #15: |
boxington posted...
damn, RIP. Yep. Statistically you have a greater chance of being bit by your neighbor then a shark. And no I don't mean the neighbor's dog, I mean your actual human neighbor is statistically more likely to bite you then a shark is. --- Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games" An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lebronwon 05/10/20 11:19:03 PM #16: |
If he had corona wonder if Elon Musk's joke comes true and it is labeled a coronavirus death.
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gunplagirl 05/10/20 11:20:06 PM #17: |
Gamerguymass posted...
Yep. Statistically you have a greater chance of being bit by your neighbor then a shark.It seems like there's like 1,700 vending machine injuries and 2-4 deaths from them each year. There's like 25 shark attacks and <1 death per year from them. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ivany2008 05/10/20 11:20:37 PM #18: |
This reminds me of a local story. In February we had what we referred to as Snowmageddon. High winds(130-140km/h), and a ton of snow, so much snow that after it was said and done my driveway, car and most of my house was covered. Luckily I have a neighbor with a snowblower who at least managed to get out and keep the entrances clear(we live in a 1 level split bungalow). Car was frozen to the side of a hill and it took us 3 days to finally get it free. 1 day to get out to the street, another to attempt using a snowblower only to find out the snow was too dense and frozen for it to cut through, and then finally paying a backhoe to clear it out(imagine 6-7 feet of snow all around). Everything was shut down for nearly a week.
Anyways, one guy in a brilliant attempt to go see his buddy during this Blizzard decided to go through the woods near his house to his buddies house. His body was found a week later ... Copied to Clipboard!
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An_Actual_Chad 05/10/20 11:29:35 PM #20: |
Maybe sharks in shallow water are more common because the people are all gone.
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Payzmaykr 05/10/20 11:30:36 PM #21: |
If its Monterey bay, then it was probably a great white. Theyve got some really big ones.
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Payzmaykr 05/10/20 11:35:47 PM #22: |
boxington posted...
damn, RIP.Absolutely not. They happen all the time and go unreported. When they find a dead body with obvious shark attack damage, if they find ONE DROP of water in their lungs, then its instantly classified as a drowning incident. They literally make rules and write laws to hide the number of shark attacks from the public. Money always means more to politicians than peoples safety. Do I suggest that people never go in the ocean? No, but you should know the risks and attacks are much more common than we will ever know. Not to mention, there are hundreds of attacks in third worked nations which are never recorded by the International Shark Attack File. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 05/10/20 11:39:55 PM #23: |
Payzmaykr posted...
Absolutely not. They happen all the time and go unreported. When they find a dead body with obvious shark attack damage, if they find ONE DROP of water in their lungs, then its instantly classified as a drowning incident. They literally make rules and write laws to hide the number of shark attacks from the public.You're clearly on the side of Big Shark, nobody's gonna take you seriously drumming up fear for them. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Strider102 05/10/20 11:46:30 PM #24: |
This is bad news. COVID-19 is purposefully making people dumber so it can start transferring to other species. All those asystematic people have a huge drop in intelligence, the virus takes over, and does everything it can to consume all life on this planet.
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mrduckbear 05/11/20 10:23:39 PM #25: |
most said NO
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Balrog0 05/11/20 10:28:16 PM #26: |
gunplagirl posted...
It seems like there's like 1,700 vending machine injuries and 2-4 deaths from them each year. There's like 25 shark attacks and <1 death per year from them. These stats actually make me more scared of shark attacks, not less. When you control for how often you see a vending machine vs how often you go to the beach I'm sure they're more dangerous now --- But to you who are listening I say: Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ultima Dragon 05/11/20 10:29:10 PM #27: |
Is this the youngest victim of COVID-19 yet?
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trappedunderice 05/11/20 10:32:59 PM #28: |
JimCarrysToe posted...
Holy buck teeth......I'm sure you're perfect ... Copied to Clipboard!
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divot1338 05/11/20 10:35:03 PM #29: |
That shark failed to practice social distancing.
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boxington 05/11/20 10:35:51 PM #30: |
Ultima Dragon posted...
Is this the youngest victim of COVID-19 yet?I know you're joking, but someone recently posted a topic about a six-week old dying from COVID-19, and there was also a five year old who died from it as well, and both of these cases are just in the US, as far as I know. --- b-bb-box ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Evening_Dragon 05/11/20 10:36:12 PM #31: |
God dammit, we better not get Covid Shark.
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Solid Snake07 05/11/20 10:38:24 PM #32: |
ncsonic posted...
Cant say I feel bad for him, stay home you dickheads, this case a shark ate him the rest will catch COVID19 Dude, he was in the water away from other people. Dont be a dickhead, a man is dead --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 05/11/20 10:53:06 PM #33: |
trappedunderice posted...
I'm sure you're perfectApsalutly, I dip my pizza in milk. --- Ain't no t*ts on an almond. ''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DD Divine 05/11/20 11:20:48 PM #34: |
Nature is coming back.
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BudDupree48 05/11/20 11:26:49 PM #35: |
Damn. Rip. He even had the surfers shirts. Dude must have really liked it
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marc55 05/11/20 11:32:37 PM #36: |
Solid Snake07 posted...
Dude, he was in the water away from other people. we dont have the tech to teleport yet so there is no way he got there from his home without going through any public spaces An_Actual_Chad posted... Maybe sharks in shallow water are more common because the people are all gone. thats what i was thinking when i read the topic tittle ive seen many articles about more wild animals poping up because there are less people around --- There is no sound, no voice, no cry in all the world that can be heard... until someone listens. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirkDiggles 05/11/20 11:52:23 PM #37: |
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CADE FOSTER 05/12/20 12:06:34 AM #38: |
Sharks are out in force cuz people arent in the waters totally preventable death tbh
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Strider102 05/12/20 12:22:58 AM #39: |
Evening_Dragon posted...
God dammit, we better not get Covid Shark. Covisharnado --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KillerKhan420 05/12/20 12:32:14 AM #41: |
iPhone_7 posted...
If I get corona I get corona Yeah but the sharks investigational bite usually means severed limb. Dude hopefully didn't suffer much. --- "I know how the business works because I'm a wrestling fan"-hulkhogan1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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