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pegusus123456 05/08/20 4:30:33 AM #1:	I lived with these fucking things for years and thought I was finally rid of them. I checked my bed and desk chair and there was no sign of them, but just the fucking sight of one has me incredibly anxious. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:938809561] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>I lived with these fucking things for years and thought I was finally rid of them. I checked my bed and desk chair and there was no sign of them, but just the fucking sight of one has me incredibly anxious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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onedarksoul 05/08/20 4:32:29 AM #3:	Handle this immediately. They breed incredibly fast. --- Finish a game? Add it to our list! Beat 1,000 games: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/213-nonstop-gaming-general/78305362 <cite>onedarksoul posted [p:938809593] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Handle this immediately. They breed incredibly fast. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Collat 05/08/20 4:32:42 AM #4:	I'd probably burn all my furniture if I saw one. <cite>Collat posted [p:938809595] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>I'd probably burn all my furniture if I saw one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 05/08/20 4:34:34 AM #5:	onedarksoul posted... Handle this immediately. They breed incredibly fast. Oh, believe me, I know. My worry is that I don't know how they got in. I haven't bought used furniture or clothes or anything like that lately. The only thing that might be a bite is on my leg, but that's more rash-like and nothing like what I remember bedbug bites being. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:938809628] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>onedarksoul posted... </cite> <quote>Handle this immediately. They breed incredibly fast.</quote>Oh, believe me, I know. My worry is that I don't know how they got in. I haven't bought used furniture or clothes or anything like that lately. The only thing that might be a bite is on my leg, but that's more rash-like and nothing like what I remember bedbug bites being. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ffmasterjose 05/08/20 4:35:51 AM #6:	Aw man tc's 2020 just got worse. Good luck. <cite>ffmasterjose posted [p:938809647] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Aw man tc's 2020 just got worse. Good luck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolpal23 05/08/20 4:45:24 AM #7:	Bed bugs are the actual worst I kid you not --- MSI B360-A PRO\|EVGA 8Gb Gtx 1070\| DDR4 2400 16Gb G.skill\| i5 8600K 3.6Ghz Steam: That Hero Luka "Fact and fiction, where do you draw the line?" <cite>coolpal23 posted [p:938809837] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Bed bugs are the actual worst I kid you not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 05/08/20 4:50:25 AM #8:	coolpal23 posted... Bed bugs are the actual worst I kid you not I think I'd have rather discovered I had a rat by waking up with it on my face than seeing that one fucking bedbug. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:938809946] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>coolpal23 posted... </cite> <quote>Bed bugs are the actual worst I kid you not</quote>I think I'd have rather discovered I had a rat by waking up with it on my face than seeing that one fucking bedbug. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I4NRulez 05/08/20 4:52:21 AM #9:	I saw bedbugs on the seats at McCarran airport. I stood the whole time i waited for my connecting flight --- The night brims with defiled scum,and is permeated by their rotten stench. Just think. Now you're all set to hunt and kill to your heart's content. <cite>I4NRulez posted [p:938809984] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>I saw bedbugs on the seats at McCarran airport. I stood the whole time i waited for my connecting flight </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AzurexNightmare 05/08/20 5:01:52 AM #11:	OP can you be quiet? I'm trying to sleep here. --- PSN: xLionhartx Vita games most played: BlazBlue CP, RO Ace, Mon Monpiece, Wipeout 2048 <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:938810153] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>OP can you be quiet? I'm trying to sleep here. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AssGender 05/08/20 5:22:04 AM #12:	Cleaning and tidying up ur room is the key --- Ecce homo qui est faba.Ecce homo qui est faba. Vale homo qui est faba, qui est faba, qui est faba <cite>AssGender posted [p:938810531] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Cleaning and tidying up ur room is the key </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 05/08/20 5:23:31 AM #13:	Sister spent 10 grand because of bedbugs. Godspeed. --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:938810554] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Sister spent 10 grand because of bedbugs. Godspeed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AssGender 05/08/20 5:25:44 AM #14:	Ryven posted... Sister spent 10 grand because of bedbugs. Godspeed. She got scammed? Lol --- Ecce homo qui est faba.Ecce homo qui est faba. Vale homo qui est faba, qui est faba, qui est faba <cite>AssGender posted [p:938810598] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite> <quote>Sister spent 10 grand because of bedbugs. Godspeed.</quote>She got scammed? Lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 05/08/20 5:27:38 AM #15:	I'm very, very slightly less worried. Checked all my furniture, went over the rug, checked a few cracks in the baseboards, couldn't find a single sign of them. No shells, none of their shit. Even the one I killed wasn't full of fresh blood. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:938810633] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>I'm very, very slightly less worried. Checked all my furniture, went over the rug, checked a few cracks in the baseboards, couldn't find a single sign of them. No shells, none of their shit. Even the one I killed wasn't full of fresh blood. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 05/08/20 5:32:59 AM #16:	And literally the second I post that I look up and see one climbing down my wall. This one was, joy of joys, a little baby or teenage bedbug. So a full-grown one and a not full-grown one means they've hatched somewhere in my house. God's just shitting right in my fucking mouth. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:938810740] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>And literally the second I post that I look up and see one climbing down my wall. This one was, joy of joys, a little baby or teenage bedbug. So a full-grown one and a not full-grown one means they've hatched somewhere in my house. God's just shitting right in my fucking mouth. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sada_Pop 05/08/20 5:34:29 AM #17:	AzurexNightmare posted... OP can you be quiet? I'm trying to sleep here. Lol that's just wrong --- People would have you believe that the accusation of racism is more offensive than ACTUAL racism. <cite>Sada_Pop posted [p:938810766] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>AzurexNightmare posted... </cite> <quote>OP can you be quiet? I'm trying to sleep here.</quote> Lol that's just wrong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AssGender 05/08/20 5:35:57 AM #18:	pegusus123456 posted... And literally the second I post that I look up and see one climbing down my wall. This one was, joy of joys, a little baby or teenage bedbug. So a full-grown one and a not full-grown one means they've hatched somewhere in my house. God's just shitting right in my fucking mouth. Not a big deal at all, just find any insect repelant and u'll be golden! --- Ecce homo qui est faba.Ecce homo qui est faba. Vale homo qui est faba, qui est faba, qui est faba <cite>AssGender posted [p:938810792] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite> <quote>And literally the second I post that I look up and see one climbing down my wall. This one was, joy of joys, a little baby or teenage bedbug. So a full-grown one and a not full-grown one means they've hatched somewhere in my house. God's just shitting right in my fucking mouth.</quote>Not a big deal at all, just find any insect repelant and u'll be golden! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cjs28 05/08/20 5:38:34 AM #19:	pegusus123456 posted... I'm very, very slightly less worried. Checked all my furniture, went over the rug, checked a few cracks in the baseboards, couldn't find a single sign of them. No shells, none of their shit. Even the one I killed wasn't full of fresh blood. pegusus123456 posted... And literally the second I post that I look up and see one climbing down my wall. This one was, joy of joys, a little baby or teenage bedbug. So a full-grown one and a not full-grown one means they've hatched somewhere in my house. God's just shitting right in my fucking mouth. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CImMIkfJhxA/maxresdefault.jpg --- NeonOctopus's alt >_> <cite>cjs28 posted [p:938810839] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>pegusus123456 posted... </cite> <quote>I'm very, very slightly less worried. Checked all my furniture, went over the rug, checked a few cracks in the baseboards, couldn't find a single sign of them. No shells, none of their shit. Even the one I killed wasn't full of fresh blood.</quote> pegusus123456 posted... </cite> <quote>And literally the second I post that I look up and see one climbing down my wall. This one was, joy of joys, a little baby or teenage bedbug. So a full-grown one and a not full-grown one means they've hatched somewhere in my house. God's just shitting right in my fucking mouth.</quote>https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CImMIkfJhxA/maxresdefault.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolpal23 05/08/20 5:42:21 AM #20:	dont use repellent, they get used to it/ retreat deeper into the house TC, I cannot recommend diatomaceous earth enough. Not only will it kill any and all of them if you spread it around, but its also factually safe to eat (depending on which one you get), I highly recommend it --- MSI B360-A PRO\|EVGA 8Gb Gtx 1070\| DDR4 2400 16Gb G.skill\| i5 8600K 3.6Ghz Steam: That Hero Luka "Fact and fiction, where do you draw the line?" <cite>coolpal23 posted [p:938810919] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>dont use repellent, they get used to it/ retreat deeper into the house TC, I cannot recommend diatomaceous earth enough. Not only will it kill any and all of them if you spread it around, but its also factually safe to eat (depending on which one you get), I highly recommend it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 05/08/20 5:43:18 AM #21:	coolpal23 posted... TC, I cannot recommend diatomaceous earth enough. Not only will it kill any and all of them if you spread it around, but its also factually safe to eat (depending on which one you get), I highly recommend it Yeah, liberal application of that shit for like a year is how I got rid of them last time. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:938810938] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>coolpal23 posted... </cite> <quote>TC, I cannot recommend diatomaceous earth enough. Not only will it kill any and all of them if you spread it around, but its also factually safe to eat (depending on which one you get), I highly recommend it</quote>Yeah, liberal application of that shit for like a year is how I got rid of them last time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadorDead8 05/08/20 4:29:19 PM #22:	AssGender posted... Not a big deal at all, just find any insect repelant and u'll be golden! You havent encountered bed bugs have you? That shit doesnt work. <cite>DeadorDead8 posted [p:938836613] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>AssGender posted... </cite> <quote>Not a big deal at all, just find any insect repelant and u'll be golden!</quote>You havent encountered bed bugs have you? That shit doesnt work. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tired-Insomniac 05/08/20 4:32:28 PM #23:	Do house centipedes eat bedbugs? I left them alone in my last house even though they look terrifying as fuck because I knew they were eating all the spiders and other bugs But I've never seen one in the new house and I have these little spiders that cocoon themselves in webbing in the corners of rooms all the time @dolomedes wtf are those spiders? They're white-ish in color --- "I like turtles" <cite>Tired-Insomniac posted [p:938836798] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Do house centipedes eat bedbugs? I left them alone in my last house even though they look terrifying as fuck because I knew they were eating all the spiders and other bugs But I've never seen one in the new house and I have these little spiders that cocoon themselves in webbing in the corners of rooms all the time @dolomedes wtf are those spiders? They're white-ish in color </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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coh 05/08/20 4:33:40 PM #25:	Bedbugs suck, especially since unlike other pests, they don't give a fuck how clean and tidy you keep everything <cite>coh posted [p:938836873] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Bedbugs suck, especially since unlike other pests, they don't give a fuck how clean and tidy you keep everything </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 05/08/20 4:34:37 PM #26:	Fuck man, I'm sorry. I've lived through them before, it was a nightmare. <cite>treewojima posted [p:938836921] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Fuck man, I'm sorry. I've lived through them before, it was a nightmare.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 05/08/20 4:37:48 PM #27:	how do you know its a bed bug? --- https://imgur.com/LAvnefi <cite>E32005 posted [p:938837099] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>how do you know its a bed bug? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cuttin_in_farm 05/08/20 4:40:36 PM #28:	Get rid of wooden shit. --- A show of kindness may not do much help, but a show of cruelty may do much harm. <cite>cuttin_in_farm posted [p:938837254] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Get rid of wooden shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coolpal23 05/08/20 4:45:31 PM #29:	E32005 posted... how do you know its a bed bug? they have VERY distinct looks. They look like flat fleas --- MSI B360-A PRO\|EVGA 8Gb Gtx 1070\| DDR4 2400 16Gb G.skill\| i5 8600K 3.6Ghz Steam: That Hero Luka "Fact and fiction, where do you draw the line?" <cite>coolpal23 posted [p:938837517] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>E32005 posted... </cite> <quote>how do you know its a bed bug?</quote>they have VERY distinct looks. They look like flat fleas </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Infinite 2003 05/08/20 4:47:00 PM #30:	Had them for over a year. Had to move to get away --- Before I knew it there was poop on my lips. - squarion <cite>Infinite 2003 posted [p:938837601] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Had them for over a year. Had to move to get away </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 05/08/20 4:51:32 PM #31:	coolpal23 posted... they have VERY distinct looks. They look like flat fleas good to know. thanks --- https://imgur.com/LAvnefi <cite>E32005 posted [p:938837855] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>coolpal23 posted... </cite> <quote>they have VERY distinct looks. They look like flat fleas</quote>good to know. thanks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 05/09/20 1:22:18 AM #32:	I'm now pretty sure they came from work. I got home and noticed that my bag had one on it. I doubt it had been chilling there for eight hours. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:938861826] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>I'm now pretty sure they came from work. I got home and noticed that my bag had one on it. I doubt it had been chilling there for eight hours. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SuperShake666 05/09/20 1:32:56 AM #34:	Enjoy the lyme disease --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:938862119] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Enjoy the lyme disease </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Infinite 2003 05/09/20 1:44:57 AM #35:	SuperShake666 posted... Enjoy the lyme disease Thats ticks. --- Before I knew it there was poop on my lips. - squarion <cite>Infinite 2003 posted [p:938862420] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>SuperShake666 posted... </cite> <quote>Enjoy the lyme disease</quote> Thats ticks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 05/09/20 3:36:47 AM #37:	Fuck me. Bed moved, floor vacuumed, dog washed, sheets washed, clothes being washed. I'll be goddamned if I have to deal with an infestation again. Oh, and DE down too. I keep that shit on standby since the last time I dealt with these bastards. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:938865027] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Fuck me. Bed moved, floor vacuumed, dog washed, sheets washed, clothes being washed. I'll be goddamned if I have to deal with an infestation again. Oh, and DE down too. I keep that shit on standby since the last time I dealt with these bastards. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 05/09/20 3:46:22 AM #38:	godspeed <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:938865222] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>godspeed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 05/09/20 3:50:46 AM #39:	The ONLY upside is that with me moving all of that furniture and vacuuming all them cracks, I still saw no evidence of them. Literally the only things I've seen so far are actual bedbugs. Two from last night on my desk/wall, one on my bag when I got home, and then one floated to the top when I was filling the tub to wash the dog. So my hope is that I'm just dragging them home from work. Even in the worst case, I have to think I caught them super early. Either way, I'm definitely getting naked and throwing shit in the washing machine as soon as I get home now. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:938865320] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>The ONLY upside is that with me moving all of that furniture and vacuuming all them cracks, I still saw no evidence of them. Literally the only things I've seen so far are actual bedbugs. Two from last night on my desk/wall, one on my bag when I got home, and then one floated to the top when I was filling the tub to wash the dog. So my hope is that I'm just dragging them home from work. Even in the worst case, I have to think I caught them super early. Either way, I'm definitely getting naked and throwing shit in the washing machine as soon as I get home now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 05/09/20 3:52:17 AM #40:	Sorry dude, I had to deal with those too it fucking sucks. Kinda funny tho how I grew up getting clothes and mattresses from the dumpster but the ONE time I get bedbugs is when I got a brand new mattress from a store. ~~I didnt get bedbugs from the store bought mattress, it was the apartment we moved into around the same time lol.~~ --- Ain't no t*ts on an almond. ''Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...'' -CanuckCowboy <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:938865360] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Sorry dude, I had to deal with those too it fucking sucks. Kinda funny tho how I grew up getting clothes and mattresses from the dumpster but the ONE time I get bedbugs is when I got a brand new mattress from a store. I didnt get bedbugs from the store bought mattress, it was the apartment we moved into around the same time lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spellcaster 05/09/20 4:54:21 AM #41:	Damn. Hate those things. If they've moving out in the open it means you probably have a problem --- i am goatthief hear me roar i know people say a lot of mean things about me, many of them untrue. If you want to know me, message me. Don't believe the lies. <cite>Spellcaster posted [p:938866424] in God. Fucki... [t:78669071]...</cite> <quote>Damn. Hate those things. If they've moving out in the open it means you probably have a problem </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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