Poll of the Day > you can customize your genitals in cyberpunk, ok?

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Aculo
05/06/20 11:52:47 AM
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http://www.pushsquare.com/news/2020/05/you_can_customise_your_genitals_in_cyberpunk_2077

i want two dicks, ok?

i. want. two. dicks. ok?

TWO.
DIX.

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wwinterj25
05/06/20 12:03:53 PM
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Hype intensifies, ok?

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Entity13
05/06/20 12:14:35 PM
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I'm imagining playing as a futa. That would be some level of cool or interesting.

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Bugmeat
05/06/20 12:16:07 PM
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That's it. Preordering as soon as I get home from work.

Two dicks? What sort of arrangement? Side by side or an upper/lower setup? A upper/lower would be ideal, IMO.


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Aculo
05/06/20 12:16:34 PM
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Entity13 posted...
I'm imagining playing as a futa. That would be some level of cool or interesting.
how large would the genitals be?

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Sarcasthma
05/06/20 12:17:03 PM
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But are there shrinking horse testicles?

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adjl
05/06/20 12:20:25 PM
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I had a dream once where I had three dicks. I was really baffled as to how I was going to pee until I noticed that the stall I was in had three toilets so everything was okay.

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Sonicplys
05/06/20 12:45:43 PM
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What did y'all expect from a company that makes porn games like the Witcher.

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HornedLion
05/06/20 12:48:38 PM
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DP without the increased risk for an STD? Ill take it!

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Bugmeat
05/06/20 12:54:02 PM
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adjl posted...
I had a dream once where I had three dicks. I was really baffled as to how I was going to pee until I noticed that the stall I was in had three toilets so everything was okay.
You squeeze them all together into a bundle to create one super stream. Yes, I know, the Ghost Busters say don't cross the streams. But the one time they did, it worked out just fine.

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ParanoidObsessive
05/06/20 12:55:21 PM
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I'd assume all that really means is that you can do stuff like you could in Saints Row, where you had sliders for boob size or crotch bulge size depending on your gender (and the slider was called "Sex Appeal").

Though it's a Cyberpunk game where you can pretty much replace limbs and organs, so in-universe it would be entirely plausible for some next-level surgery going on to give you whatever naughty bits you want.



Entity13 posted...
I'm imagining playing as a futa. That would be some level of cool or interesting.

Personally, I'm hoping for this option:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGKpM_JtUto
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OniRonin
05/06/20 12:57:36 PM
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i want a pussy with drawstrings i can pull to tighten it up

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hmnut7
05/06/20 1:16:39 PM
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I like the idea that there is was a programer (probably a whole team) whose job was to work on customizable genitals. I also like the idea of that person going on their next job interview.

"Well you've worked some pretty impressive games. What would you say was your greatest accomplishment"
"DICKS!"

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BlackScythe0
05/06/20 1:43:37 PM
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They must have heard how bizarrely obsessed with futas the internet is.
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zebatov
05/07/20 3:54:29 AM
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Welp.

Guess Im playing as a girl.

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adjl
05/07/20 11:47:42 AM
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Bugmeat posted...
You squeeze them all together into a bundle to create one super stream. Yes, I know, the Ghost Busters say don't cross the streams. But the one time they did, it worked out just fine.

That would obviously make the most sense, but in the dream, that didn't occur to me and I had three separate toilets to use anyway. How I aimed three of them, I'm not sure, since the dream ended before I actually peed, but dream-me didn't seem too worried about that for whatever reason.

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GenericGuy
05/07/20 11:56:28 AM
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Is shit like this really necessary?

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BlackScythe0
05/07/20 11:58:50 AM
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GenericGuy posted...
Is shit like this really necessary?

It'll probably appeal to the people who were accusing them of being insensitive to the trans community.
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Miroku_of_Nite1
05/07/20 12:17:09 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Two dicks? What sort of arrangement? Side by side or an upper/lower setup? A upper/lower would be ideal, IMO.

I'd use shotgun terminology. Side by side, or over under.

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wwinterj25
05/07/20 12:30:46 PM
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zebatov posted...
Welp.

Guess Im playing as a girl.
I'm interested in seeing those boob physics too.

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Lokarin
05/07/20 12:32:08 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
I'm interested in seeing those boob physics too.

maybe you can put a dick on one boob and a vag on another boob and interlock with someone

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wwinterj25
05/07/20 12:32:56 PM
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Lokarin posted...
maybe you can put a dick on one boob and a vag on another boob and interlock with someone
Anything is possible!

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Aculo
05/07/20 12:48:46 PM
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Lokarin posted...
maybe you can put a dick on one boob and a vag on another boob and interlock with someone
get the fuck out of my topic

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captpackrat
05/07/20 6:14:55 PM
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My SO had a mod for New Vegas that gave everyone, male or female, gigantic boobs and enormous shlongs. It was the most absurd thing I'd ever seen.

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ParanoidObsessive
05/07/20 6:19:46 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Anything is possible!

http://photos.smugmug.com/photos/217533671_TbUSk-L-2.jpg
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wwinterj25
05/08/20 10:15:06 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
http://photos.smugmug.com/photos/217533671_TbUSk-L-2.jpg
Great post!

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BlingBling22947
05/08/20 6:26:17 PM
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Im sure that most people will give themselves cartoonishly large penises, but Ian intellectualam going for the small dick.

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Judgmenl
05/08/20 6:35:03 PM
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It's an action game with a political agenda so it's a hard pass from me.

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Yellow
05/08/20 8:29:02 PM
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Miroku_of_Nite1 posted...
I'd use shotgun terminology. Side by side, or over under.
And I'd recommend a shotgun for home invasions.

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ChronxDaHemphog
05/17/20 7:07:35 AM
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