Current Events > $100 mil, teleport, or create food/drink

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$100 mil: you get the money distributed to your bank account no tax.

Teleport: The ability to teleport anywhere with no risk of accidentally ending up inside a wall or person. Completely safe.

Create food/drink: Ability to magically summon any type of food or drink at will. Completely prepared warm dishes, bottled water, liquor etc.

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100 million then use it to pay the smartest scientists to invent me a teleportation device that teleports me to a kitchen I staff with people always ready to make whatever food or drink I want them to

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gimmie dat monnayyyy

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OwlRammer posted...

100 million then use it to pay the smartest scientists to invent me a teleportation device that teleports me to a kitchen I staff with people always ready to make whatever food or drink I want them to

Damn

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How much food and drink can I make at once? Can I solve world hunger? Well, no, that's more a logistics problem, but can I at least solve hunger local to my personage?

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Money goes away eventually. The other two options here are for life. Anyway, teleportation; creating food is cool and all, but we've all eaten before. Gotta know what teleporting is like.

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Evening_Dragon posted...

How much food and drink can I make at once? Can I solve world hunger?

At will

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OwlRammer posted...

100 million then use it to pay the smartest scientists to invent me a teleportation device that teleports me to a kitchen I staff with people always ready to make whatever food or drink I want them to

Get a load of this fucking guy

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OwlRammer posted...

100 million then use it to pay the smartest scientists to invent me a teleportation device that teleports me to a kitchen I staff with people always ready to make whatever food or drink I want them to

This dude really thinks 100 mill would be enough. It won't even cover a fraction of that cost to pull it off.

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Teleportation is the clear winner. Life becomes so much easier and you suddenly have so much more free time when you have instantaneous travel to anywhere you please with 100% safety.

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I'll take teleportation

The possibilities could be endless with this.

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You could kill a lot of evil people with the teleportation ability. You could even make a lot of money in the process of doing it.

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Teleport. I'd actually be able to be with the girl of my dreams that way without moving to Mexico. Or getting her here.

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Teleportation

food power second choice.

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With create food/drink you could operate an extremely pricy fancy restaurant with no food costs and no need to pay chefs

Over a long enough time period you could probably make more than the 100 mil

Create food/drink. I can solve world hunger, no human would die of starvation or dehydration ever again. Children in 3rd world nations wouldn't suffer and die because they cannot have proper nutrition. Homeless across the globe can sleep with clean water and 3 meals a day. Saving millions of lives outweighs my own personal gain.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Create food/drink. I can solve world hunger, no human would die of starvation or dehydration ever again. Children in 3rd world nations wouldn't suffer and die because they cannot have proper nutrition. Homeless across the globe can sleep with clean water and 3 meals a day. Saving millions of lives outweighs my own personal gain.

Only problem with that line of thought is that world hunger is not due to a lack of food. We have more food than we know what to do with. Now if you could teleport you could gather all of the food that ends up going to waste and bring it directly to those in need.

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Huh. I was literally just watching this lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPbtPI0wru0

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I'd actually go food and drink on this one. You know that fake banana flavour they have on some foods? The species of banana they derived that from is now extinct. You know what a bunch of those bananas would be worth to agriculturists? There's also various blights threatening to wipe out world staple foods. Imagine being able to conjure future species that go extinct. Besides that, you could open a restaurant that caters to the filthy, disgustingly, mega rich, by serving food that no longer exists.

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Assuming the creating of food and drinks is limitless, you could make wayyy more money than 100 million.

I'll seize hold of all food production by lowering my prices way below what's feasibly competitive, and it would be of the highest quality and taste.

Though I'm sure the leading food manufacturers would put a hit out on me, gonna have to hide away and have a figurehead for my company.

And when I die the supply chain would collapse in a fiery ball of rage... So at some point I would have to use my money to actually establish my own farms.

I would definitely make sure no one goes hungry. Use my money to also build infrastructure in 3rd world countries. Just do some awesome shit.


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I've thought it over, and I'll take teleportation over food and drink. The problem of hunger is logistics, not production. I wouldn't actually be able to do much, and the attention drawn to me would be batshit crazy.

The potential for money made via teleportation is something else entirely, and I'd be a lot harder to trace. I can donate to the local shelters and still not have a target on my back for all the fucknut religious psychos and governments.

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Rikiaz posted...

Only problem with that line of thought is that world hunger is not due to a lack of food. We have more food than we know what to do with. Now if you could teleport you could gather all of the food that ends up going to waste and bring it directly to those in need.

Fair enough, i'd have to think that out more.

Maybe with enough support from organizations that legitimately try to feed the hungry, I can use their logistics in exchange for unlimited supply of free food and clean water we can all work together to deliver it exactly where it needs to go. They are saving money in advertising and cost of getting money to begin with and it can be put into getting solely where it needs to go instead.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Fair enough, i'd have to think that out more.

Maybe with enough support from organizations that legitimately try to feed the hungry, I can use their logistics in exchange for unlimited supply of free food and clean water we can all work together to deliver it exactly where it needs to go. They are saving money in advertising and cost of getting money to begin with and it can be put into getting solely where it needs to go instead.

It's as simple as utilizing the same techniques any farmer would for selling their goods. And since you can make limitless amounts of the highest quality, you can really lowball the prices and undercut all the other manufacturers.

Eventually you'll be the sole supplier of all grocery stores and restaurants. Which would make you filthy rich and enable you to own everything you need to supply starving nations on your own. Perhaps allocate some of your wealth to honest workers who lost their jobs because of you.

Establish actual farms so your chain doesn't collapse without you. And at that point you don't have to worry about the lost jobs as they'll all be working for you. Bam.

St. Mabus of Mabus Food Industries.

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BettyWhite posted...

It's as simple as utilizing the same techniques any farmer would for selling their goods. And since you can make limitless amounts of the highest quality, you can really lowball the prices and undercut all the other manufacturers.

Eventually you'll be the sole supplier of all grocery stores and restaurants. Which would make you filthy rich and enable you to own everything you need to supply starving nations on your own. Perhaps allocate some of your wealth to honest workers who lost their jobs because of you.

Establish actual farms so your chain doesn't collapse without you. And at that point you don't have to worry about the lost jobs as they'll all be working for you. Bam.

St. Mabus of Mabus Food Industries.

This works even better actually. Good ideas there, but you will also drive tons and tons of people out of jobs.

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Money.

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Rikiaz posted...

This works even better actually. Good ideas there, but you will also drive tons and tons of people out of jobs.

I can make insanely priced food items like caviar, truffles, 100 year old whiskey, fine wines, and let them open businesses to sell it. There are foods and drinks out there that millionaires will pay insane amounts of money to purchase. There's no limit, I can make anything. I can make T-Rex meat and sell it for $50,000 a lb and people will pay for it. I can create the actual wine that Christ changed from water and scam all of those twisted, giant mega churches out of their profits.

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I chose the food/drink just so I could live off the grid, sometimes selling the meat I have to local restaurants/stores etc. So I can pay my expenses, keep the government off my back.

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Rikiaz posted...

This works even better actually. Good ideas there, but you will also drive tons and tons of people out of jobs.

Yeah, there would be need for a welfare program of a sorts until the company is established enough to transition into a traditional farming model. But you would be rich enough to afford it for sure.

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Meat vision

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Irony posted...

Meat vision

I'd give you so much free meat bro

You'd eat like a king

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I would teleport food out of my stomach so I don't become a fat fuck

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SoundNetwork posted...

I would teleport food out of my stomach so I don't become a fat fuck

You are a gentleman of wisdom and class

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SoundNetwork posted...

I would teleport food out of my stomach so I don't become a fat fuck

You could like.. Eat a bunch of delicious unhealthy food. But then swap it with healthy food once it's in your stomach.

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I dont think you guys know how teleportation works

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teleportation

would join the CIA and have some fun

Teleportation sounds like fun but I feel there's a lot of 'unknowns' as to how practical/useful it will be without knowing the limitations.. eg. can you carry items/clothes with you?

Create food/drink sounds promising and you could probably sell it - I'm assuming it's also of sufficient quality and doesn't strain your energy at all? If so, I'd pick this. Can help society and/or make more money than the $100m option.

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People choosing teleportation are not thinking this through at all. Prior to the internet, smart phones, CCTV then sure it would be a really cool thing. But from what TC gave?

Teleport: The ability to teleport anywhere with no risk of accidentally ending up inside a wall or person. Completely safe.

There is no guarantee you can teleport and be unseen. I would not want my power being known, especially a government. The lengths they'd go to to get that power? And yes I know "Well you could just teleport out of there" but what if they kidnap loved ones without me knowing where they are?

The food and drink one is safer as that can just be done at home without people accidentally finding out. More of a convenience thing than anything. Because again if people found out, the government is coming.

At least the money is tax free and no one would know so long as you avoided crazy expenditures. All that would be based on if the IRS doesn't look into your spending to try for an audit.

And yes I've thought about this way way too much. >_>


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