Current Events > Browsing CE while my wife is in labor

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Romulox28
04/29/20 7:43:42 AM
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Being a guy is great

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KillerSlaw
04/29/20 7:44:10 AM
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You should bang one of the CNAs too

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DocileOrangeCup
04/29/20 7:44:29 AM
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CreepySmile
04/29/20 7:44:29 AM
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Uh women can marry women and get pregnant


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Parappa09
04/29/20 7:44:33 AM
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ahhh dude congrats

i'm stoked for u both

keep us updated

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LumaRosalina
04/29/20 7:47:24 AM
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is this y'all's first child?
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Tobi011
04/29/20 7:50:45 AM
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Girl or Boy.
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Vicious_Dios
04/29/20 7:51:08 AM
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CreepySmile posted...
Uh women can marry women and get pregnant

But can they downplay their final stages of dilation by flexing about it on the internet? If they can, I'd be disturbed but equally impressed.

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monkmith
04/29/20 7:52:41 AM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
But can they downplay their final stages of dilation by flexing about it on the internet? If they can, I'd be disturbed but equally impressed.
depends on the woman, or the drug they're on to mask the pain i suppose. some women feel relatively little pain during the process.

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emblem boy
04/29/20 8:07:35 AM
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Oh snap. Awesome bro
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hitokoriX
04/29/20 8:27:51 AM
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Nice sir. All the best!

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Returning_CEmen
04/29/20 8:29:53 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
set a reminder to make them a gamefaqs account in 13 years
This is good advice. You dont want your child to miss out on any karma
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boxington
04/29/20 8:30:06 AM
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bout to be Romudad

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ApherosyLove
04/29/20 8:31:04 AM
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Name her after me.

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Master_Happosai
04/29/20 8:35:47 AM
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You should be getting some rest. There is no sleep in your future.
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Zodd3224
04/29/20 8:39:34 AM
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Childbirth is a terrible experience, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Seeing your kid for the first time after is sweet tho

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Parappa09
04/29/20 8:43:43 AM
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just found out that someone in my team started their paternity leave today as well

it's the season

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teepan95
04/29/20 8:46:26 AM
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Congratulations!!
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Romulox28
04/29/20 9:10:33 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
set a reminder to make them a gamefaqs account in 13 years
Done

Parappa09 posted...
ahhh dude congrats

i'm stoked for u both

keep us updated
Ty I will

Master_Happosai posted...
You should be getting some rest. There is no sleep in your future.
Sleeping on a chair in the hospital is not that easy lol

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Austin_Era_II
04/29/20 9:11:46 AM
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"Baby came out sideways...she didn't scream at all"

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Romulox28
04/29/20 9:17:01 AM
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I'm so excited to play Einhander, Twisted Metal 2, and Brave Fencer Musashi with my daughter on her 13th birthday, then go online and watch her have her first argument about decades old video games with the 40 year olds of CE

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KillerSlaw
04/29/20 9:17:45 AM
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I thought this was a joke topic. My bad and congrats

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KiwiTerraRizing
04/29/20 9:18:32 AM
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Hey TC, my wife had a baby yesterday! High Five buddy

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Parappa09
04/29/20 9:19:29 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
I'm so excited to play Einhander, Twisted Metal 2, and Brave Fencer Musashi with my daughter on her 13th birthday, then go online and watch her have her first argument about decades old video games with the 40 year olds of CE
u got this

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V-E-G-Y-
04/29/20 9:20:30 AM
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Drpooplol
04/29/20 9:20:40 AM
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Congrats, and best of wishes

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Romulox28
04/29/20 9:21:24 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Hey TC, my wife had a baby yesterday! High Five buddy
Grats dude, I have experienced pretty much every single human emotion on a rotating cycle ever since we got to the hospital yesterda

KillerSlaw posted...
I thought this was a joke topic. My bad and congrats
Part of being a sexhaver is going in raw, and I've done that

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Parappa09
04/29/20 11:43:35 AM
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i'm actually p excited for you but also i defintely understand you on this

Romulox28 posted...
experienced pretty much every single human emotion on a rotating cycle ever since we got to the hospital yesterda

so i don't want to stress you out

but i'm also super stoked

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Choco
04/29/20 11:45:42 AM
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pikachupwnage
04/29/20 11:46:02 AM
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My wife wouldnt feel any pain because my dick is thicker then a babys head and longer then a babys body.

I am a Virgin with an average penis

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SSJGrimReaper
04/29/20 12:04:53 PM
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Is Romulox28 Jr gonna be smaller or bigger than a Xbox One X?

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KogaSteelfang
04/29/20 12:06:17 PM
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Congrats

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Alpha218
04/29/20 12:08:53 PM
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They let you into the hospital? I thought that wasnt really a thing given covid

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NeonOctopus
04/29/20 4:43:52 PM
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Bestoffuture
04/29/20 4:44:14 PM
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Congrats on the sex, brah

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emblem boy
04/29/20 6:56:36 PM
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Where are the pics
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Romulox28
04/30/20 10:00:52 AM
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emblem boy posted...
Where are the pics
https://imgur.com/316q90g



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emblem boy
04/30/20 10:02:48 AM
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Aww, what's her name?
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BignutzisBack
04/30/20 10:03:18 AM
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teepan95
04/30/20 10:04:50 AM
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Congratulations!!!
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Romulox28
04/30/20 10:06:20 AM
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emblem boy posted...
Aww, what's her name?
Charlotte

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tremain07
04/30/20 10:09:27 AM
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I hope you realize the state of the world is going to make life going forward very very hard for you and them, also no sex for at least a couple of weeks

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MegaTech
04/30/20 10:10:43 AM
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Congrats brotha!

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Parappa09
04/30/20 10:13:10 AM
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ahhh my guy im so happy for you both

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Romulox28
04/30/20 10:21:57 AM
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Thanks for the good wishes guys

tremain07 posted...
I hope you realize the state of the world is going to make life going forward very very hard for you and them, also no sex for at least a couple of weeks
The doctors at the hospital keep talking about Covid-19 but nobody will tell me what that is!

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SSJGrimReaper
04/30/20 10:24:40 AM
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emblem boy posted...
Aww, what's her name?
green butter

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tremain07
04/30/20 10:24:44 AM
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This isn't a fucking joke!

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DezDroppedFreak
04/30/20 10:25:21 AM
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Alpha218 posted...
They let you into the hospital? I thought that wasnt really a thing given covid
cant speak for everywhere but in the case of child birth most hospitals around here are allowing one visitor/their partner to be present.

Anyway congrats dude. The ultimate jamer legacy continues

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gloBal enemy
04/30/20 10:25:57 AM
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I was working on my laptop when my wife was in labour. And for those who havent been there before, it doesnt happen quickly and you can be waiting there for many many hours.

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