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Blue_Dream87
04/08/20 8:35:18 AM
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Just turned 29 and have only noticed my disconnect with the youth and a cynicism that turned into "fuck it, might as well make the best of this life"

You old geezers tell me what it's like.

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Patty_Fleur
04/08/20 8:36:10 AM
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I'll find out in 14 days. I'll let you know.

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Turbam
04/08/20 8:36:36 AM
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Have you had sex yet?

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trappedunderice
04/08/20 8:36:44 AM
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You get fat as fuck.
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knutjob
04/08/20 8:36:49 AM
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Nothing
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Shotgunnova
04/08/20 8:36:54 AM
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V-E-G-Y-
04/08/20 8:37:25 AM
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DarthDemented
04/08/20 8:38:07 AM
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You turn 30...

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CyricZ
04/08/20 8:38:39 AM
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Don't know about anyone else, but the free wizard hat I got in the mail was a nice event.

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Southernfatman
04/08/20 8:39:24 AM
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Nothing really besides maybe not getting the fads/slang that these kids use nowadays. I turned 30 in January.

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Blue_Dream87
04/08/20 8:39:46 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
I'll find out in 14 days. I'll let you know.

Happy early Birthday because I know for damn sure I won't remember/say it then

Turbam posted...
Have you had sex yet?

Yes but my body count is low

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SSJCAT
04/08/20 8:40:26 AM
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im only 27 but i feel like the older i get the more ive come to accept myself

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Patty_Fleur
04/08/20 8:43:43 AM
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Not to be funny at all but I literally deeded twice in like 10 minutes which was really good because I worry about stuff that comes with aging like erectile dysfunction, hair loss, and becoming a fatass.

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Turbam
04/08/20 9:02:48 AM
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Blue_Dream87 posted...
Yes but my body count is low
Then nothing happens.

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malenz
04/08/20 9:06:21 AM
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you start to get more tired and shit and can't game all night as much

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Colorahdo
04/08/20 9:07:49 AM
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You can wake up at 4AM and feel totally fine

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JosefuJustice11
04/08/20 9:07:49 AM
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I wouldn't know, I'm not 30 yet.

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Were_Wyrm
04/08/20 9:08:27 AM
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Second puberty

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REMercsChamp
04/08/20 9:09:50 AM
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Nothing really. I'm 32 and feel great, other than this coronavirus shit.

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Squall28
04/08/20 9:12:53 AM
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My recovery ability has turned to shit. I used to exercise hard every day with no issues. Now I feel like garbage after each workout day, and need a day off.

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Verdekal
04/08/20 9:13:53 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WF4FF8QrQE

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Ishallmakeit
04/08/20 9:16:20 AM
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fun fact - in the wild (think cavemen, or even middle ages) most men died before they hit 33.

Society and science has increased our life expectancy way past that, but the fact that your body turns to shit past that age is a reminder.
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BlazinBlue88
04/08/20 9:24:00 AM
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I'm 31. I go out drinking on the town with my wife and our friends more than I did at 21.

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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
04/08/20 9:26:10 AM
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you realize you are finally earning money and you are still pretty fit and energetic and young chicks want you because of that and so do older chicks.

It's really the best time if you didn't fuck up along the way.

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DevsBro
04/08/20 9:29:40 AM
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I tell you what man, it's like it was overnight. All the sudden I was an old dude. Stats plummeting like the stock market.

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Balrog0
04/08/20 9:32:21 AM
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I dunno nothing really? It's more mental than anything. I turned 30 in November and it made me reflect on some of the bad choices I'd been making but if I hadn't been making those bad choices (financial and health) then it wouldn't feel any different at all. I just did a poor job of balancing my career with other stuff in my late 20s

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Kombucha
04/08/20 10:10:57 AM
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Everything feels easier in your 30s. Most of the insecurities from your 20s melt away and it's possible to embrace who you are without giving much of a shit. As an added bonus people start to hand you opportunities because of your perceived maturity, regardless of it is accurate or not. Most people work hard through their 20s in hopes that things will come to fruition in their 30s and looking at my friends I think that's mostly worked out for those who took that approach, but even those who didn't were able to score more opportunities in their 30s.

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Bumjuice001
04/08/20 10:27:44 AM
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Your dick stops working.

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Wii_Shaker
04/08/20 10:32:09 AM
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It's alot like when you are playing a videogame and you are only have one life left. You tend to play more cautiously and deliberate.

Seriously though I agree with Kombucha. I'm far more balanced in my 30s and care less about insecurities that that plagued me in my 20s.

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Strider102
04/08/20 10:44:16 AM
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You realize you're getting closer and closer to death.

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Biscotti
04/08/20 10:47:12 AM
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Wait 'til 40 hits, then 50.

Shit starts falling off.

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coh
04/08/20 10:52:36 AM
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30 is the beginning of the end. As a kid you look forward to your teens, as a teen you look forward to 20's. Who looks forward to their 30's and beyond?
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Balrog0
04/08/20 10:55:32 AM
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coh posted...
30 is the beginning of the end. As a kid you look forward to your teens, as a teen you look forward to 20's. Who looks forward to their 30's and beyond?

Yeah I mean you're not wrong. For me that made me realize a lot of the future is going to be more up to me. It made me feel like if I'm spinning my wheels it's just because I'm not planning, so I started thinking more about the future.

I don't think there's anything inherent to 30 other than it's symbolic though. You could easily have this epiphany at any age, or you could have your shit together and never need an epiphany at all

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SiO4
04/08/20 10:56:49 AM
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https://imgur.com/vZ0tyyo
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emblem boy
04/08/20 11:01:23 AM
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I'll find out in 11 days lol.
Man, I feel like when I turn 40 or whatever I'm gonna have a huge midlife crisis where I feel like I wasted my life
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Balrog0
04/08/20 11:04:34 AM
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emblem boy posted...
I'll find out in 11 days lol.
Man, I feel like when I turn 40 or whatever I'm gonna have a huge midlife crisis where I feel like I wasted my life

When u hit 30 you'll start planning for 40 so you don't feel that way

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emblem boy
04/08/20 11:04:58 AM
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In general though, I think the 30's are a good time to really capitalize on a lot of the things I've worked in my 20's for. Or well, I hope it ends up that way.
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emblem boy
04/08/20 11:05:57 AM
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Balrog0 posted...
emblem boy posted...
I'll find out in 11 days lol.
Man, I feel like when I turn 40 or whatever I'm gonna have a huge midlife crisis where I feel like I wasted my life

When u hit 30 you'll start planning for 40 so you don't feel that way


I hope so man.
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absurdForest
04/08/20 11:07:17 AM
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more levelheaded in my 30s than I was in my 20s, among other things
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Jagr_68
04/08/20 11:08:05 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...

Nobody's going to get this reference.

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Biscotti
04/08/20 11:12:19 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Nobody's going to get this reference.

I did.

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knutjob
04/08/20 11:19:48 AM
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Jagr_68 posted...
Nobody's going to get this reference.

I did but I thought the age was 25
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