Current Events > Mike Huckabee has a solution to the Toilet Paper shortage...

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VipaGTS 03/20/20 7:38:40 PM #1:	https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/1241004717855080448 ....Uuuuhhh.....Yea. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." <cite>VipaGTS posted [p:935965910] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/1241004717855080448 ....Uuuuhhh.....Yea. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightningAce11 03/20/20 7:39:22 PM #2:	Why aren't people like him removed from power and actual competent and intelligent people voted in? --- I want you to grab your nuts. Grab your balls. I want you to take a handful, and just grab your nuts real quick. Swivel 'em around in a circular motion. -LTG <cite>LightningAce11 posted [p:935965943] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>Why aren't people like him removed from power and actual competent and intelligent people voted in? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 03/20/20 7:39:40 PM #3:	Bible pages are pretty thin, so I bet they're flushable. --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:935965960] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>Bible pages are pretty thin, so I bet they're flushable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 03/20/20 7:40:20 PM #4:	he's really turned into a piece of shit since he shilled fox news --- https://imgur.com/LAvnefi <cite>E32005 posted [p:935965990] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>he's really turned into a piece of shit since he shilled fox news</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 03/20/20 7:41:01 PM #5:	Does he mean the husk? or does he suggest sticking a cob up your ass to plunge out the shit? --- It ok Hameru. Rabu. <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:935966021] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>Does he mean the husk? or does he suggest sticking a cob up your ass to plunge out the shit? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 03/20/20 7:41:48 PM #6:	E32005 posted... he's really turned into a piece of shit since he shilled fox news dude was always a nut a nice guy, but a nut --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:935966056] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>E32005 posted... </cite> <quote>he's really turned into a piece of shit since he shilled fox news</quote>dude was always a nut a nice guy, but a nut </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 03/20/20 7:41:49 PM #7:	LightningAce11 posted... Why aren't people like him removed from power and actual competent and intelligent people voted in? TBN doesn't have elections for their late night hosts --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:935966057] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>LightningAce11 posted...</cite> <quote>Why aren't people like him removed from power and actual competent and intelligent people voted in? </quote> TBN doesn't have elections for their late night hosts</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skye Reynolds 03/20/20 7:41:56 PM #8:	This is one of the worst attempts at grass roots advice I've seen. <_< --- "I am fearful when I see people substituting fear for reason." The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951) <cite>Skye Reynolds posted [p:935966064] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>This is one of the worst attempts at grass roots advice I've seen. <_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 03/20/20 7:42:26 PM #9:	just use your thumb you cowards <cite>Reis posted [p:935966084] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>just use your thumb you cowards </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cmiller4642 03/20/20 7:42:42 PM #10:	Loot Trump Jr's book from a Barnes and Noble when riots start and wipe your asses with the pages. <cite>cmiller4642 posted [p:935966097] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>Loot Trump Jr's book from a Barnes and Noble when riots start and wipe your asses with the pages. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 03/20/20 7:42:48 PM #11:	Buy a bidet --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.2 <cite>Starks posted [p:935966098] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>Buy a bidet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DevsBro 03/20/20 7:43:42 PM #13:	Sounds like a joke tbh --- 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 53 <cite>DevsBro posted [p:935966145] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like a joke tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
cmiller4642 03/20/20 7:44:20 PM #14:	I bet his daughter has some nasty amounts of shit in her butt folds <cite>cmiller4642 posted [p:935966173] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>I bet his daughter has some nasty amounts of shit in her butt folds </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 03/20/20 7:48:23 PM #15:	VipaGTS posted... https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/1241004717855080448 ....Uuuuhhh.....Yea. For a moment I thought he was going to suggest using the husks and I thought "that kinda makes sense since people used to actually do that centuries ago" but I'll never suspect him of being intelligent again. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:935966338] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>VipaGTS posted... </cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/1241004717855080448 ....Uuuuhhh.....Yea.</quote> For a moment I thought he was going to suggest using the husks and I thought "that kinda makes sense since people used to actually do that centuries ago" but I'll never suspect him of being intelligent again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 03/20/20 7:49:25 PM #16:	Boomer humor --- Clean Butt Crew <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:935966384] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>Boomer humor</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/20/20 7:50:50 PM #17:	dolomedes posted... no, and no use the cob kinda like a loofah this is a thing people did, historically Already has corn cob half way in my ass Ah, well this is embarrassing. --- Name checks out "Stupidity is a spectrum, and we're all on it" - OfDustandBone <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:935966469] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>dolomedes posted... </cite> <quote>no, and no use the cob kinda like a loofah this is a thing people did, historically</quote> Already has corn cob half way in my ass Ah, well this is embarrassing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Disengaged 03/20/20 8:00:26 PM #20:	Oh I get this game Because that's what old you're poor filthy peasants so fuck you had to do in the old days. Wipe they're ass with corn cobs and shut the fuck up. Hmmm... Ok... It's our turn, what did we do with incompetent shitty useless politicians in the old days. Oh. I remember what they used to do! Tar and Feathers. --- This is my signature. You read my signature. It sucked. <cite>Disengaged posted [p:935966906] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>Oh I get this game Because that's what old you're poor filthy peasants so fuck you had to do in the old days. Wipe they're ass with corn cobs and shut the fuck up. Hmmm... Ok... It's our turn, what did we do with incompetent shitty useless politicians in the old days. Oh. I remember what they used to do! Tar and Feathers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 03/20/20 8:01:45 PM #21:	TheMikh posted... dude was always a nut a nice guy, but a nut true. he's no longer nice though. fox perverted him further. --- https://imgur.com/LAvnefi <cite>E32005 posted [p:935966954] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>TheMikh posted...</cite> <quote> dude was always a nut a nice guy, but a nut </quote> true. he's no longer nice though. fox perverted him further.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starks 03/20/20 11:14:53 PM #22:	I met him once. Certifiable piece of shit. --- Wash your hands <cite>Starks posted [p:935975509] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>I met him once. Certifiable piece of shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 03/20/20 11:22:43 PM #23:	SuperShake666 posted... Bible pages are pretty thin, so I bet they're flushable. You've got to wad them up in about three pages at a time, otherwise you risk breaking through the paper with your fingers. The pages get pretty weak when you introduce moisture to them. Another reason to do this is to avoid paper cuts. Those bastards are ridiculously sharp around your delicates. Get multiple pages, wad them up and avoid the edges. --- So you don't get to be a saint, martyrs never last this long Now Playing: Skyrim, Final Fantasy X-2 <cite>MrMallard posted [p:935975813] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>SuperShake666 posted... </cite> <quote>Bible pages are pretty thin, so I bet they're flushable.</quote> You've got to wad them up in about three pages at a time, otherwise you risk breaking through the paper with your fingers. The pages get pretty weak when you introduce moisture to them. Another reason to do this is to avoid paper cuts. Those bastards are ridiculously sharp around your delicates. Get multiple pages, wad them up and avoid the edges. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 03/20/20 11:25:32 PM #24:	i'm not going to defile a bible. they're goddamn sacred. corn cob is a hilariously bad idea. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:935975924] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>i'm not going to defile a bible. they're goddamn sacred. corn cob is a hilariously bad idea.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
le-seul-dieu 03/20/20 11:27:13 PM #25:	or or, use a bidet like the rest of the world. <cite>le-seul-dieu posted [p:935975988] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>or or, use a bidet like the rest of the world. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 03/20/20 11:28:07 PM #26:	MrMallard posted... You've got to wad them up in about three pages at a time, otherwise you risk breaking through the paper with your fingers. The pages get pretty weak when you introduce moisture to them. Another reason to do this is to avoid paper cuts. Those bastards are ridiculously sharp around your delicates. Get multiple pages, wad them up and avoid the edges. You can get a paperback bible for 3 bucks on Amazon, that's cheaper and easier than getting toilet paper in these dark times. Praise be! --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:935976022] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>MrMallard posted... </cite> <quote>You've got to wad them up in about three pages at a time, otherwise you risk breaking through the paper with your fingers. The pages get pretty weak when you introduce moisture to them. Another reason to do this is to avoid paper cuts. Those bastards are ridiculously sharp around your delicates. Get multiple pages, wad them up and avoid the edges.</quote> You can get a paperback bible for 3 bucks on Amazon, that's cheaper and easier than getting toilet paper in these dark times. Praise be! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 03/20/20 11:28:39 PM #27:	SuperShake666 posted... Bible pages are pretty thin, so I bet they're flushable. --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif https://i.imgtc.com/YvvIsuz.gif. On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:935976041] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>SuperShake666 posted... </cite> <quote>Bible pages are pretty thin, so I bet they're flushable.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 03/20/20 11:31:48 PM #28:	Here's a more realistic solution https://www.amazon.com/Trump-Art-Deal-Donald-J/dp/0345479173/ref=tmm_mmp_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1584761460&sr=8-1 --- El sexo sucio y el planeta limpio. "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:935976148] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>Here's a more realistic solution https://www.amazon.com/Trump-Art-Deal-Donald-J/dp/0345479173/ref=tmm_mmp_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&qid=1584761460&sr=8-1 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 03/20/20 11:33:55 PM #29:	LordRazziel posted... Better advice than what Huckabee said. --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:935976236] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>LordRazziel posted... </cite> <quote></quote> Better advice than what Huckabee said. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
billcom6 03/20/20 11:36:33 PM #30:	Governor Jokes has logged on. --- //constant loneliness// --- Steam and Fortnite: billcom6 My Teams: The Ohio State Buckeyes, New York Yankees, Buffalo Bills, The CBJ, Cavs <cite>billcom6 posted [p:935976329] in Mike Hucka... [t:78489326]...</cite> <quote>Governor Jokes has logged on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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