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YugiNoob 03/05/20 8:25:59 PM #1: |
ROXBORO, N.C. (AP) For her 100th birthday, Ruth Bryant crossed a significant item off her bucket list. She went to jail.
The Person County Sheriffs Office helped fulfill Bryants unusual wish when two deputies showed up at her assisted living facility to serve her a warrant charging her with indecent exposure, news outlets reported. The two deputies handcuffed Bryant to her walker and placed her in a patrol car, giving her the full experience with lights and sirens flashing and blaring. Before she got in, the deputies warned her not to put up a fight, and she playfully kicked at them, WRAL reported. Dont kick me; Ive got a bad knee! said one deputy, to which Bryant replied, Ive got two bad knees! The Courier-Times of Roxboro reported that as Bryant tried to get out of the patrol car, she told the deputies they should go after another criminal. The people who make these low damn seats in all these cars, Bryant said. You ought to arrest every one of them. Once in the jail, Bryant was treated like, well, a criminal. She had a mugshot taken, spent a few minutes in a jail cell, and left with an orange shirt with the words PERSON COUNTY JAIL on it. Im in the jail-house now! I finally got here! she exclaimed. Before long, Bryant was released. She returned to her assisted living center to a party complete with a birthday cake. No word on whether the cake had a file in it. https://www.khon2.com/news/weird/north-carolina-woman-goes-to-jail-for-100th-birthday/ --- Bun bun :3 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 03/05/20 8:27:38 PM #2: |
Boomers making a joke of the harsh systemic reality for untold oppressed individuals in this country like usal
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ultimate reaver 03/05/20 8:27:42 PM #3: |
yeah thats nc
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WesternMedia 03/05/20 8:28:15 PM #4: |
I remember this. Fun story
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Lordgold666 03/05/20 8:45:30 PM #5: |
Did she get a prison tat made from a pen guitar string and radio battery?
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Zack_Attackv1 03/05/20 8:46:18 PM #6: |
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Smackems 03/05/20 8:56:22 PM #7: |
That's pretty cool
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BlazinBlue88 03/05/20 8:56:54 PM #8: |
WesternMedia posted...
I remember this. Fun story --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 03/05/20 9:05:37 PM #9: |
Doe posted...
making a joke of the harsh systemic reality for untold oppressed individuals in this country Yeah, this. This is only a neat story if you know nothing at all about the American criminal justice system. --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 03/05/20 9:08:08 PM #10: |
Shablagoo posted...
And I am sure you are an expert. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 03/05/20 9:09:51 PM #11: |
UR rushing in to explain that the massively disproportionate incarceration rate of African Americans is just fine
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inloveanddeath0 03/05/20 9:12:40 PM #12: |
Doe posted...
Boomers making a joke of the harsh systemic reality for untold oppressed individuals in this country like usal100 years is beyond boomer age idiot --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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inloveanddeath0 03/05/20 9:13:00 PM #13: |
Doe posted...
UR rushing in to explain that the massively disproportionate incarceration rate of African Americans is just fineShut the fuck up --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 03/05/20 9:14:32 PM #14: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
And I am sure you are an expert. Thats why I speak with such authority, yes. inloveanddeath0 posted... 100 years is beyond boomer age idiot Pretty sure that was a joke/boomer has begun to mean anyone pro-establishment. --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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inloveanddeath0 03/05/20 9:15:17 PM #15: |
Shablagoo posted...
Thats why I speak with such authority, yes.I hope so because that actually triggered me --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ultimate reaver 03/05/20 9:16:12 PM #16: |
me argue with unfair represent
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Doe 03/05/20 9:16:26 PM #17: |
Boomer means out of touch old person now
To refer to the actual demo you say Baby Boomers --- This signature won't be changed until at least one out of Astrograph Sorcerer, Double-Iris Magician, Performapal Monkeyboard or Electrumite is unbanned. 2/15/20 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alteres 03/05/20 9:21:08 PM #18: |
Doe posted...
Boomer means out of touch old person nowWhat are they demoing? --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DigitalCamera 03/05/20 9:23:01 PM #19: |
Wait, the article says she was charged with indecent exposure...did she really...flash someone? Or is that just the lowest thing they could charge her with?
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Alteres 03/05/20 9:23:51 PM #20: |
DigitalCamera posted...
Wait, the article says she was charged with indecent exposure...did she really...flash someone? Or is that just the lowest thing they could charge her with?Pretty sure that was just supposed to make it more "fun". --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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