Current Events > DSPGaming General XIII: Morally Bankrupt Edition (Also, Actually Bankrupt)

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Spooking posted...

Apparently, the people going to Home Depot / Lowe's to pick up stuff for home improvement projects are all idiots. Dave, on the other hand, can go to Lowe's since his home improvement project revolves around fixing an air conditioner.

I still don't get why Phil is getting so upset over Corona. He only leaves his house 52 times a year at most, the virus hasn't changed that one bit. He already was a hermit.

He just likes shitting one people because, well, it's what he does. Nothing ever happens in his life (which is fucking sad), this is why he talks "very matter of factly". He has no funyn anecdotes to share, weird situations he finds himself in. This is why he bitches when he has to wait 5 minutes on hold when calling customer care.

Everything you and I find normal, is otherwordly to Phil.

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Can't wait to see him try out the guilty gear beta and whine even though everyone else will be a newbie too.

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Nazanir posted...

Everything you and I find normal, is otherwordly to Phil.

Pretty much. Even something as simple as basic politeness--the kind of simple courtesy most people just automatically show to others every day of their life--is completely alien to him.

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King of Hypocrisy!

Am I the only one weirded out by how he refers to people as "humans" all the time? Seems alien to me...

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NinjaPirateDood posted...

King of Hypocrisy!

Am I the only one weirded out by how he refers to people as "humans" all the time? Seems alien to me...

If you were a real mature adult human, you would understand what he's talking about.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/KingOfGout/status/1251198390588903427

He doesn't mind sexual stuff until he does.

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Again, I've never known anyone who hated that section of the game. It's a humorous diversion before the game starts to deal with more serious stuff. That Phil hates this to the point that it affects his overall enjoyment of the game speaks to some deep-seated prejudices or insecurities on his part.

But you know why people are giving him a hard time over this? Because he made a big deal about it. Just shut up and play the damn game. Or if this section (which he knows exists because he played the original) makes him that uncomfortable, maybe skip the game, especially since he's been very clear over the years that he didn't like the original.

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Every choice he makes is the wrong one. How far is he now? Ill take a look in a bit, but I just finished this section up and I want to see his body language during a few of the scenes here. Will be my first time actually watching him in a long time. Ill stop by his stream, say a few things, and get bored. But thats about it.

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jpenny2 posted...

Again, I've never known anyone who hated that section of the game. It's a humorous diversion before the game starts to deal with more serious stuff. That Phil hates this to the point that it affects his overall enjoyment of the game speaks to some deep-seated prejudices or insecurities on his part.

But you know why people are giving him a hard time over this? Because he made a big deal about it. Just shut up and play the damn game. Or if this section (which he knows exists because he played the original) makes him that uncomfortable, maybe skip the game, especially since he's been very clear over the years that he didn't like the original.

Phil is already lying his ass off.

He said that the reason he stopped his orignal playthrough of FF7 was because of the crossdress section of the game. Now he is saying that he doesn't mind it. He has always been a contrarian for the sake of it. And I agree, I don't think I've ever hear someone complain about that section of the game in even a remotely fashion Phil has. To me it's like is either a huge homophobe, or has repressed gay feelings. Whatever the case, he always acts really fucking weird when on screen romance is happening.

His CoD streams are fucking boring as hell. He was literally camping on a roof for 10 minutes, and the only words leaving his mouth were "okay" and "all right" coupled with coughing. If you look at his stats, it's laughably bad. But you see this in his gameplay too: he avoids conflicts, hides, on average he has one kill per match.

Phil also has been complaining A LOT about chargebacks lately. Maybe he isn't winning all disputes like he used to claim? On average Phil also seems more irritable.

Something that might send Phil in another pissfit: Ninja is giving his mods a 1.000 dollars. Phil is the opposite, he'll get a 1.000 dollars from his mods.

During the FF7 stream accidentally discribed himself (selfawareness, not even once). He called Cloud boring, he is a mopey dude who doesn't care about anything, and is only in it for the money.

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MasterVG782 posted... Anyways, Phil's idea of playing Warzone is to literally run away from any possible encounter, then hide inside of a building until people found him. He did somehow manage to kill two people while I was watching, but ran out of bullets and got killed by the third person. Phil was happy to reach the top 50 for doing absolutely nothing at all.

I'm playing WZ rn, probably the best BR I've played. I saw some of Phil's gameplay, beyond cringey. I watched him play Solos, camp, and complain it was boring.


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Bad_Mojo posted...

F'n owned

https://youtu.be/7GXRpxThv5c

They included the full clip of him jacking off..

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Biscotti posted...

Anyways, Phil's idea of playing Warzone is to literally run away from any possible encounter, then hide inside of a building until people found him. He did somehow manage to kill two people while I was watching, but ran out of bullets and got killed by the third person. Phil was happy to reach the top 50 for doing absolutely nothing at all.

I'm playing WZ rn, probably the best BR I've played. I saw some of Phil's gameplay, beyond cringey. I watched him play Solos, camp, and complain it was boring.

He plays all his battle royale games this way, this is why he hates Apex Legends and hated Warzone till they added singles. He doesn't play well with others because as we all know, he refuses to adapt. One group might be hyper aggressive, trying to find conflicts and firefights, others are more explorative, refusing to sit in one spot all the time.

And I am not even going to touch Phil's reluctance to communicate with others, because he would get shit on so fucking hard. Most people playing these games have no fucking clue who Phil is, much less care about him. So they are going to call him out on his shit and he will have no where to hide. He can't throw his usual pissfits, ban people in his chat and berate them.

He is a scared little shit, afraid of any interaction and confrontation. This is why he plays this way, he believes winning matters more than killing other players or making the game fun to watch. His ego will only allow him to feel good if he does well. He literally was happy once when he won in PUBG with literally 0 kills. The last 2 remaining players (besides Phil) happened to kill themselves.

Phil never does anything to make his stream stand out from other streamers, in a positive sense that is. Phil is remember for all the wrong reasons. He is the "toxic guy", "the guy that masturbated on stream", etc. He literally has made no single positive contributions to the community he is a part of.

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I wonder if there's any stock in the "Kat being jealous of waifus" theory that was making rounds. She must be slappin' him around. He acts so fucking awkward when anything happens with females in-game. Like stfu and press buttons; he's derailing his own shit.

And he wonders why peepul call him tahxic; all his takes are gross.

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Exploded at a fan for daring to suggest skipping his break and threatened a lean in manual ban.

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It would be funny if Kat thirsts over cloud in a dress

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Im legit excited to watch an LP from him in about 7 years. About to prove the homophobic he is

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LightningAce11 posted...

Exploded at a fan for daring to suggest skipping his break and threatened a lean in manual ban.

It's amazing how pissed he gets every time someone suggests he goes on a little longer, you know, show a little apreciation to the people paying for literally everything you own.

But it is Phil we are talking about here.

Apart from his audience being... "special" (seriously, people give him money in a bid to get unbanned), Phil is just an all round toxic fuck. Someone got banned, asked to be unbanned. And Phil hung the guy out to dry to his audience, publically shaming them. It could never be a simple appology accepted (or maybe not accepted). He shames, humiliates and berates (and usually insults to boot) them too.

So even IF you get unbanned, why would you come back, much less pay money, after being treated less than dirt? Why would you WILLINGLY go back to an abusive relationship after being kicked out? There are thousands of streamers out there, who have smaller audiences who in my opinion are WAY more deserving than Phil. How can you get so brainwashed that you keep coming back to that?

I mean, we rag on Phil (and he deserves that), but his viewers are something else too.

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Nazanir posted...

It's amazing how pissed he gets every time someone suggests he goes on a little longer, you know, show a little apreciation to the people paying for literally everything you own.

Anyone who expects anything of him is, in his view, being incredibly entitled. It doesn't matter that these people are paying his bills: he owes them nothing.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Is3cVUOoc

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Phil said on stream that he hasn't watched pro wrestling for like 2 months. Didn't he ban pwdubz for spoiling something wrestling related last week?

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This moron thanks you need to have the disease you are doing a charity stream for otherwise it's political

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What was he going on about Coolio's Too Hot? That's about sleeping with a bunch of people and catching HIV

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He's playing FF7 and he just got the inspiration

Very curious to see how badly he handles the rest of this section

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Nail bite for the black guy in the gym

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It's time, everyone. He's at THAT part now

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what part

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SSJGrimReaper posted...

what part

Dancing and then the Don's mansion

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He just embarrassed himself. He kind of outed himself saying that the part in the original game confused him sexually

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But how? The original game had the characters with the blocky models.

At least this looks somewhat realistic.

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LightningAce11 posted...

But how? The original game had the characters with the blocky models.

At least this looks somewhat realistic.

It made my pp hard dood!

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He'd have to be pretty sheltered and repressed for that to confuse him sexually. It's a minor part of the game that has little bearing on the rest of the story and, as was already mentioned, has bad enough graphics that nothing remotely sexual is visible. Didn't he grow up watching the Attitude Era? Imagine how he felt watching anything involving Goldust.

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jpenny2 posted...

He'd have to be pretty sheltered and repressed for that to confuse him sexually. It's a minor part of the game that has little bearing on the rest of the story and, as was already mentioned, has bad enough graphics that nothing remotely sexual is visible. Didn't he grow up watching the Attitude Era? Imagine how he felt watching anything involving Goldust.

I'm thinking something about that part of the game confused him sexually, so he quit playing, and then maybe got into wrestling afterwards

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One thing I am loving about the FF7R playthrough is that we can see his inputs. During fights you can see him mas Square like crazy. And he did the squat mini game, claiming he was doing the inputs correct, while all of can see he doesn't.

Phil has claimed to be 2 years behind on federal taxes. So the 4.000 dollars he got from momma Burnell last year to help him out with taxes have been pissed away.

Phil also refuses to use the Assess ability in FF7R to help him indentify enemy's weaknesses. This was especially apparant during the Hellhouse fight (which got him salty as fuck), this enemy changes colour and thus elemental weakness. But Phil claimed the Assess skill doesn't update so it is pointless. Here is a fun fact, it does update. It's obvious he read a guide before the fight, he equipped elemental attack spells (still got it wrong though). The bossfight was just a classic Phil moment.

Phil claimed he was scared of the scene where you go into a room with a bunch of oiled up muscular men in speedos... Which sounds oddly like a past time Phil seems to enjoy. He made a huge deal out of a scene that really isn't.

No one ever talking about FF7 makes a deal out of that scene other than Phil.

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I still can't believe that he says his day off where he gets groceries gets him all the exercise he needs.


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LightningAce11 posted...

I still can't believe that he says his day off where he gets groceries gets him all the exercise he needs.

Which is doubly weird, because just a few days ago he exploded into a toxic rant when some dared suggest he'd skip his break that day to stream longer. Phil said that he could die (no joke), it could cause his arteries to clog up and what not.

But no matter which wayyou look at it, Phil is incredibly unhealthy. He doesn't excersize at all, he is fat with no muscles behind it, his complexing is as pale as the walls behind him, he has a drinking problem, there is no way he eats right so he supplies his body with everything it needs.

He is 38 going on 60.

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Spooking posted...

What happened to the exercise bike? I thought they were going to return one and get another? Or was it a situation where his parents sent him a bike and Phil took it as an insult and demanded to have cash sent instead?

He couldnt put the first one together so I bet thats exactly what happened

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Nazanir posted...

One thing I am loving about the FF7R playthrough is that we can see his inputs. During fights you can see him mas Square like crazy. And he did the squat mini game, claiming he was doing the inputs correct, while all of can see he doesn't.

Phil has claimed to be 2 years behind on federal taxes. So the 4.000 dollars he got from momma Burnell last year to help him out with taxes have been pissed away.

Phil also refuses to use the Assess ability in FF7R to help him indentify enemy's weaknesses. This was especially apparant during the Hellhouse fight (which got him salty as fuck), this enemy changes colour and thus elemental weakness. But Phil claimed the Assess skill doesn't update so it is pointless. Here is a fun fact, it does update. It's obvious he read a guide before the fight, he equipped elemental attack spells (still got it wrong though). The bossfight was just a classic Phil moment.

Phil claimed he was scared of the scene where you go into a room with a bunch of oiled up muscular men in speedos... Which sounds oddly like a past time Phil seems to enjoy. He made a huge deal out of a scene that really isn't.

No one ever talking about FF7 makes a deal out of that scene other than Phil.

I would love to see Phil do Hard Mode or some of the other fights, like Bahamut, but we know Phil will just try to rush through the game and finish it, then put it on the shelf to never return.

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Spooking posted...

What happened to the exercise bike? I thought they were going to return one and get another? Or was it a situation where his parents sent him a bike and Phil took it as an insult and demanded to have cash sent instead?

He bitched about it for a few days. He was allowed to return the bike, but had to dissasemble it. According to Phil, he called the company and kept bitching (paraphrasing) till they agreed to pick the bike up in it's current state. Then they didn't show up or some bullshit.

The whole story is weird and kind of seemed like a flex that he badgered some phone opperator to give him his way so he can pound himself on the chest for being an alpha male or some shit. But in the end, it's about money like we all theorize. He wanted money, so choose to return the bike.

MasterVG782 posted...

I would love to see Phil do Hard Mode or some of the other fights, like Bahamut, but we know Phil will just try to rush through the game and finish it, then put it on the shelf to never return.

I would love to see that too, but remember how much Phil bitched that Doom Eternal was not Doom? He was bitching hard about how hard the game was by adding mechanics that weren't there and that it never was a frantic shooter to begin with?

As much we all love salt from Phil, he will bitch about any game that poses even a slight challenge and he will not have a good time. As such, I don't expect Phil to opt in to higher diffuculties, unless the game on harder difficulty isn't hard to Phil can pat himself on the back about it. Or he can read guides ahead of time (which we all know he does, hell, he even used a guide for FF7R during the Hellhouse fight where he equiped magic attack ahead of time not having done that once before).

Phil is also increasingly playing more "chill" games, basically he wants to completely turn his brains off, just wander around, have people tell him what to fucking do. More than once he has refused to play (literally put down his controller) unless people told him what to do. It's a fucking weird codependant Twitch plays.

Phil has always been about the "minimal effort, maximum profit" angle. And it's not just streaming, it's literally every aspect of his life.

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And now we have some morahn in stream chat lying about an exercise bike and saying I don't work. Well I worked harder than you ever have in your fucking life so you can leave my stream. *lean in manual ban* SNORT ack ack ack.

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lol, how does he worker harder than anyone?

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Someone cheered and told Phil about Randy Pitchford not paying his employees, and Phil said "Sounds great!"

The chat was like wtf for 5 minutes.

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LightningAce11 posted...

Someone cheered and told Phil about Randy Pitchford not paying his employees, and Phil said "Sounds great!"

The chat was like wtf for 5 minutes.

I'm going to need more context for this. Also imagine if Phil was one of those employees

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It's literally as it reads. Phil probably didn't even think about what he read, his brain was on autopilot.

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Phil exploded into another toxic rant.

After a long fucking prestream, he spend over 30 minutes in the menus of Nioh 2, making a build people told him about (he is cheesing hard), and people were both telling him to fucking start and apparantly that invalidates the legitimately of the run.

Which produced a fuckton of gold, lots of people got banned.

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So that is what its called. Reductio Ad Absurdum. Its when you build up your own argument by pointing out an absurd conclusion.

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Nazanir posted...

Phil exploded into another toxic rant.

I feel like this is happening more and more. Despite the vest streak (which means he is getting a minimum of $200 in tips a day, and has been for a while), he is completely miserable almost all the time.

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