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Lairen
02/24/20 9:10:43 PM
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God is actively telling people to do stuff and people are doing things like parting seas.

Funny, isnt it?

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LastTomorrow
02/24/20 9:11:08 PM
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It's still faith

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Unnecessary
02/24/20 9:12:18 PM
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Imagine doing something because someone on this site said God told him. That's basically the equivalent of their day

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Lairen
02/24/20 9:12:34 PM
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Parting seas and communication directly from a super being are not faith based.

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viewmaster_pi
02/24/20 9:14:14 PM
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it was easy to have faith back in the day, huh? i mean yeah, there were straight-up miracles every day. and if your faith was to be tested, god just dropped in and told you

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Lairen
02/24/20 9:15:16 PM
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He use to smite people. What happened to that?

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EricDraven59
02/24/20 9:18:03 PM
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I try to keep faith in God. I love Jesus but some things that happen to me and my family and other humans on earth are so terrible I wonder why God allows such bad things to happen to people when he has the power to take away any pain and suffering and stress and anything bad. I don't want to give up on God, I pray and talk to him about things I just hope he won't keep allowing certain things to go downhill
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Doe
02/24/20 9:18:45 PM
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We're at the point in the timeline where Faith purchases are just way too expensive relative to our waning output.

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Lairen
02/24/20 9:19:37 PM
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EricDraven59 posted...
I try to keep faith in God. I love Jesus but some things that happen to me and my family and other humans on earth are so terrible I wonder why God allows such bad things to happen to people when he has the power to take away any pain and suffering and stress and anything bad. I don't want to give up on God, I pray and talk to him about things I just hope he won't keep allowing certain things to go downhill

I talk to myself too...

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Unnecessary
02/24/20 9:20:05 PM
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Lairen posted...
I talk to myself too...

But you're crazy

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darkphoenix181
02/24/20 9:20:17 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
it was easy to have faith back in the day, huh? i mean yeah, there were straight-up miracles every day. and if your faith was to be tested, god just dropped in and told you

They didn't happen everyday. Take Jacob for example, what miracle did he witness?

He once saw what he thought was a ladder to heaven. At what age? Then what?

Moses was 80 when all those miracles happened.
Before the age of eighty, what miracles did Moses see?
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Lairen
02/24/20 9:21:01 PM
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Unnecessary posted...
But you're crazy

Thats not what i tell myself.

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viewmaster_pi
02/24/20 9:21:23 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
They didn't happen everyday. Take Jacob for example, what miracle did he witness?

He once saw what he thought was a ladder to heaven. At what age? Then what?

Moses was 80 when all those miracles happened.
Before the age of eighty, what miracles did Moses see?
Answer is 0
i have faith that miracles happened every day. they just didn't get written about

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darkphoenix181
02/24/20 9:27:19 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
i have faith that miracles happened every day. they just didn't get written about

Then you should believe they happen today as well.
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viewmaster_pi
02/24/20 9:30:50 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Then you should believe they happen today as well.
i should, but they don't

humans must just not deserve god's love or attention anymore...

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s0nicfan
02/24/20 9:32:05 PM
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The whole point of Jesus inviting his apostles to walk on water like him and them failing is that faith itself is enough to perform miracles, but that true faith is a lifelong ambition. You can't "fake it".

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Lairen
02/24/20 9:35:11 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
The whole point of Jesus inviting his apostles to walk on water like him and them failing is that faith itself is enough to perform miracles, but that true faith is a lifelong ambition. You can't "fake it".

If jesus invites you for anything, thats not faith, thats 100% proof.

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Strider102
02/24/20 9:38:11 PM
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Poor Job.

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Lairen
02/24/20 9:39:17 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Poor Job.

God loves those.

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puppy
02/24/20 9:49:09 PM
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God is still speaking today, yet everyone is so busy with life and getting theres that they dont listen.

Ive heard many a miracle of people doing things that God told them, and they survive a disaster, see miracles, and heal others. Even a story about the Australian fires.

Again, you have to search for God to find him. Everyone just wants him to show up and prove himself. Hes not your evidence.

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Lairen
02/24/20 9:53:05 PM
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puppy posted...
God is still speaking today, yet everyone is so busy with life and getting theres that they dont listen.

Ive heard many a miracle of people doing things that God told them, and they survive a disaster, see miracles, and heal others. Even a story about the Australian fires.

Again, you have to search for God to find him. Everyone just wants him to show up and prove himself. Hes not your evidence.

Wow, his miracles have really toned down A LOT. Its amazing i can do my mimimum wage job and be by myself for many hours a day and im simply ignoring a super being thats actively talking to me!


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puppy
02/24/20 11:06:52 PM
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Lairen posted...
Wow, his miracles have really toned down A LOT. Its amazing i can do my mimimum wage job and be by myself for many hours a day and im simply ignoring a super being thats actively talking to me!

Have you ever, you know, asked this super being to reveal himself? Not something silly like "God, if you are real, move this pencil!" Just say something like "God, if you are real, and you love me, prove it". He will, and in a personal way that you can't explain it to others, nor can you explain it away.

Or you can continue to live life separate from him and never involve him in anything. That's the beauty of free will. He wants us to CHOOSE him, because what's love if it is programmed?

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Duncanwii
02/24/20 11:12:27 PM
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puppy posted...
Have you ever, you know, asked this super being to reveal himself? Not something silly like "God, if you are real, move this pencil!" Just say something like "God, if you are real, and you love me, prove it". He will, and in a personal way that you can't explain it to others, nor can you explain it away.

Or you can continue to live life separate from him and never involve him in anything. That's the beauty of free will. He wants us to CHOOSE him, because what's love if it is programmed?
The bible says God already knows what we do in advance. It isnt free will if the choices are predetermined.

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Tyranthraxus
02/24/20 11:19:43 PM
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Lairen posted...
God is actively telling people to do stuff and people are doing things like parting seas.

Funny, isnt it?

God is actively telling people to do shit and literally nobody listens. Like I mean fucking nobody listens.

God: ok you can live forever and have perfect weather all year round. Just don't touch that fucking one tree over there.
Eve: oh shit that one tree looks delicious

(Later)

God: this place is fucking gross and I'm going to blow it up, but I like you, Lot, so you can leave. The only other thing you have to do is buy look back.
Lot's wife: looks back

(Later)

Moses: as you can see God sent me to free you all. He's delivered plagues and slain the kids of the slavers and parted the fucking sea for you to get you out of there. Now this list of 10 rules here is great but really the first one is the only one that matters where it says worship no other God. Now I'm going to go take a piss behind this Mountain here don't do anything stupid.

Moses: (pisses behind mountain and comes back)

Everyone: (literally worshipping golden bull calf)

People ask these days why there aren't acts of God anymore. It's because acts of God don't fucking work and never did.

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Duncanwii
02/24/20 11:24:14 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
God is actively telling people to do shit and literally nobody listens. Like I mean fucking nobody listens.

God: ok you can live forever and have perfect weather all year round. Just don't touch that fucking one tree over there.
Eve: oh shit that one tree looks delicious

(Later)

God: this place is fucking gross and I'm going to blow it up, but I like you, Lot, so you can leave. The only other thing you have to do is buy look back.
Lot's wife: looks back

(Later)

Moses: as you can see God sent me to free you all. He's delivered plagues and slain the kids of the slavers and parted the fucking sea for you to get you out of there. Now this list of 10 rules here is great but really the first one is the only one that matters where it says worship no other God. Now I'm going to go take a piss behind this Mountain here don't do anything stupid.

Moses: (pisses behind mountain and comes back)

Everyone: (literally worshipping golden bull calf)

People ask these days why there aren't acts of God anymore. It's because acts of God don't fucking work and never did.
Yet again God is supposedly all knowing and omnipresent. He would know in advance that all that would happen so he had no one to blame but himself on any of that.

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ultimate reaver
02/24/20 11:27:56 PM
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the supernatural stuff in the old testament is a mix of the jewish version of a bunch of explanatory myths that are shared between cultures and records of various leaders going "god told me tell you guys to do what i say, so here's what i want you to do."

the supernatural stuff in the new testament is guys lionizing their chosen revolutionary and telling you why rome sucks

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Wewillrocku
02/24/20 11:28:50 PM
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that's what you get with a fictional book...

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Lairen
02/24/20 11:39:38 PM
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He knows im always looking at bodies of water, patiently waiting for them to part....

Or he could literally, in my head say "Hey, Lairen, its God here. Go save these people and cut through this sea. Ill part it"

Or you know what? He could wave a pencil in front of me and id shit myself. No one would believe me anyways.

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Wewillrocku
02/24/20 11:45:26 PM
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i like how jesus said a wicked and perverse generation asks for a sign, that's one of the (unintentionally) funniest things they ever said he said.

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Zikten
02/25/20 4:06:27 PM
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yea people today idolize the bible people for their faith. but those people had proof right in front of their eyes. kinda easy to believe when God literally appears before you
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DeadBankerDream
02/25/20 4:09:35 PM
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puppy posted...
God is still speaking today, yet everyone is so busy with life and getting theres that they dont listen.

Ive heard many a miracle of people doing things that God told them, and they survive a disaster, see miracles, and heal others. Even a story about the Australian fires.

Again, you have to search for God to find him. Everyone just wants him to show up and prove himself. Hes not your evidence.

What an absolutely vile ideology to believe in.
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Lairen
02/25/20 4:11:33 PM
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"I dont believe in God"

God: "Why not?"

"Anything couldve parted that sea."

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DIABLObesity
02/25/20 4:22:13 PM
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Lairen posted...
"Anything couldve parted that sea."
Do you see seas parting regularly today? I don't think so.

So, what could've parted that sea, then?

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Strider102
02/25/20 4:24:10 PM
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Maybe the red sea parting was more symbolism then an actual event that occured.

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Pancake
02/25/20 4:25:22 PM
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Just say something like "God, if you are real, and you love me, prove it". He will, and in a personal way that you can't explain it to others, nor can you explain it away.

haha just like ghost hunting shows. cameras never pick up anything but the hosts are always going on about how cold they suddenly got and how they sense something mean.

it's almost like paranormal things fit their answers to the questions you throw at them.
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DIABLObesity
02/25/20 4:26:03 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Maybe the red sea parting was more symbolism then an actual event that occured.
Then explain all of the Egyptian chariots that were left there as wreckage.

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Strider102
02/25/20 4:26:41 PM
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DIABLObesity posted...
Then explain all of the Egyptian chariots that were left there as wreckage.

Drunken chariot races.

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Lairen
02/25/20 4:27:00 PM
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DIABLObesity posted...
Do you see seas parting regularly today? I don't think so.

So, what could've parted that sea, then?

The paper describes a coastal effect called a wind setdown, in which strong winds -- a little over 60 miles per hour -- create a "push" on coastal water which, in one location, creates a storm surge.

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DIABLObesity
02/25/20 4:28:35 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Drunken chariot races.
How did the chariots reach the center of the sea?
Lairen posted...
The paper describes a coastal effect called a wind setdown, in which strong winds -- a little over 60 miles per hour -- create a "push" on coastal water which, in one location, creates a storm surge.
What caused this unusual wind activity?

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Strider102
02/25/20 4:29:31 PM
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DIABLObesity posted...
How did the chariots reach the center of the sea?

What caused this unusual wind activity?

Drifting in currents and sinking.

As for wind activity, a freakish windstorm? They do happen.

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Zikten
02/25/20 4:32:11 PM
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there are places in the world that used to be on land that are now under water. I saw a show on travel channel once about a stone age village that is off the coast of scotland. it's actually completely underwater but thousands of years ago, it was dry land. maybe the chariots got parked there and then flooded
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Lairen
02/25/20 4:32:27 PM
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DIABLObesity posted...
How did the chariots reach the center of the sea?

What caused this unusual wind activity?

when strong winds blow offshore.

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Pancake
02/25/20 4:33:06 PM
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don't forget that aliens could've done it too.
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Lairen
02/25/20 4:33:37 PM
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Pancake posted...
don't forget that aliens could've done it too.

I have faith in aliens.

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DIABLObesity
02/25/20 4:36:17 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Drifting in currents and sinking.
Some of the chariot remains are underground. Some deeper than most. Why is that? The remains couldn't have moved when they are buried.

Also, it's an army of chariot ruins. Why would an army of chariots be drinking while racing? This example is inconclusive and is more unlikely than the "freakish windstorm".

Strider102 posted...
As for wind activity, a freakish windstorm? They do happen.
Ironically in the same place where you can find soldier remains?

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Kami_no_Kami
02/25/20 4:40:25 PM
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What happened to you God? You used to be cool...
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Lairen
02/25/20 4:41:27 PM
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I guess Trump is doing his work so why say anything anymore?

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Strider102
02/25/20 4:42:41 PM
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DIABLObesity posted...


Some of the chariot remains are underground. Some deeper than most. Why is that? The remains couldn't have moved when they are buried.

Also, it's an army of chariot ruins. Why would an army of chariots be drinking while racing? This example is inconclusive and is more unlikely than the "freakish windstorm".

Ironically in the same place where you can find soldier remains?

Underwater crustal/tectonic movements, earthquakes, etc could have contributed to that. For all we know where the red sea is, back then possibly could have been just rocky terrain with chasms, and then a tsunami came and it hit them with so great a force that it ripped up the ground and some of them were buried.

Sorry, I just can't ignore multiple possible scenarios and go with some guy asking god to open the sea as 100% undeniable definitive proof.

Severe weather events can happen at any time in any place, what, is Egypt safe from any and all forms of weather or something?

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E32005
02/25/20 4:43:14 PM
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Lairen posted...
I guess Trump is doing his work so why say anything anymore?

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