Board 8 > Phoenix-verse: A new(ish) crazy TEW mod

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https://gyazo.com/7a9e84c5257e0c9c39d2ccbb80ef0770
I....guess?

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I didn't have high hopes for Burgerpants vs. Monster Kid but I don't think I've ever seen a match called "embarrassing" before

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o----o' I.... did not know that was a thing in TEW no

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Ouch

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MSPA is a right mess, no wonder they struggle. Their backstage is not great, and all the kids are too green for the stage they've been given. (plus the usual RA issues) I will tweak stuff a little, but I'm not going to give them a huge buff because, well, they're dang kids. That and I feel like Homestuck trying to punch above its weight and facing an uphill battle is acceptable flavor in 2020.

Starting to lean towards a universal stamina buff, though, because it's already really tedious trying to fill a show with all these rosters full of people that have issues with anything harder than 10 min Story Telling.

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strong bad op pls nerf
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I think I need to be a bit kinder to youngsters- in a ten yearish sim they're still not quite developing as fully as I'd imagined

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I mean, we have known that whenever he actually does things he's the one of the best in his field for some time now ^_^'

...Young wrestler of the year four years apart feels a bit odd tho, and his coming in *second* both of those years is also a bit weird o---o''

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me I like the 8 tag teams of the year with 6 different partners

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it *is* strongbad, it can get a bit tiresome if you have to deal with him regularly I imagine ^_^''

Also **finally bloody got a full 10/10/10 team in FGO JP**, and five Lv 100s. ...I am so tired @______@'

https://imgur.com/z1DxP3R

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2 Astolfos, a d'Eon, and a Blavatsky. Approved.

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Working on title lineages @_@

man I forgot how much we liked to hot potato UCA titles


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also took some creative liberties to account for all the people who didn't make it into the mod (for UCA) or wouldn't have believably worked places (for B8WL)

rip nlk

also rip my afternoon
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Tom Bombadil posted...

Working on title lineages @_@

man I forgot how much we liked to hot potato UCA titles

*remembers MM title being passed around Boko United*

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....the IC WCW comparisons more on point than I thought then o-o'

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IIRC there was a point where boko had all the belts, dropped them all to dante, and dante dropped them all back, within the span of like a week

also man I forgot how successful Kora was

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Ain't making quota today- I had 10 dudes to add (Vinny from Vinesauce, 8 dudes from Paranatural, and somehow I forgot Toriel on my first Undertale pass) and got like 1.2 of them done before running out of spoons. I'll figure it out in the morning- rest of this month wasn't booked too heavy anyway

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11-12: Late additions
13-14: Missing Bios
15-16: Missing Pics
17-19: Big 3 bubble pics
20: Cropping

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Tom Bombadil posted...

IIRC there was a point where boko had all the belts, dropped them all to dante, and dante dropped them all back, within the span of like a week

I definitely feel like I remember that happening.

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How much drama has been missing in my life with the lack thereof UCA lol
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I miss (parts of) it

I cut most of Paranatural back out because I forgot most of the cast is 12 and also I am still woefully short on spoons

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As a result of cutting most of the stuff I was gonna do today, I think I'm gonna go ahead and add some dojos and mayyyybe some future feds? What do y'all think of that? I'm thinking maybe like every area gets two feds that will open- one in the second year and one in the third. They (and the dojos) could be things that maybe "deserve" a fed but didn't get one- stuff like NJPW or Game of Thrones.

...I say that but it's kinda hard coming up with Internet-y ideas lol

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Having not watched GoT, but seeing the backlash from how it ended... uh... does it deserve a fed still?

internet-wise... additional Youtubers and cult/indy PC games seem like good choices for internet dojos ^_^'' Any number ofgames worth talkin' about (1bit Heart, Helltaker, *apparently*, Yuppie Psycho, Yume Nikki, no delivery) although most of the ones on my radar are horror-themed so I'm not the best person to ask.

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it was a big thing, is my logic!

I just threw in Paranatural and nL as Schools but nothing says I can't do more, and I am leaning towards Character Battle and VGCW as future feds but I am mulling it over/accepting ideas

I think for the future feds I might leave them a bit more open ended and not do like full event schedules and titles and all that. Maybe that's a bit lazy of me but if I knew and/or cared that much about them they would have "real" feds >_>

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oh dang madotsuki needs to be in somewhere probably

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Set up a tab on the sheet so y'all can see what I'm thinking and I can put down ideas as I have 'em. I think I'll leave that for a bit before I come back to input stuff. For now I think I'm promoting nL to a future fed and saving char battle and VGCW for video game areas.

I think I will also set up the "stuff other people volunteered to stat" tab later today so folks can get rolling on that at their leisure.

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there sure is a lot of toriel fanart out there that I could've gone the rest of my life without seeing

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...did you not put safesearch on, Tom

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it is always on

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Oooooh dear @__@


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*petitions Ryland to add a Mass Edit button to give everybody Scandals*

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Missed yesterday, trying to catch up. Went with Paranatural ("Activity Club") and Tout as the schools (might add some other social media type things, might not) and nL and Twitch Plays Puroresu as the future companies.

Switched UCA to Three Ring Circus as the product style because I think that fits better. I suspect that was patched in because it's one of several things I don't remember seeing. Dunno if that breaks anything; we'll find out.

Remaining for today is to implement all the little fixes that I found in playtesting, and then:
23: Playtest
24: Re-fix
25-27: WWE bios
28-30: WWF bios
Jul-Sep: OCN

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...says a lot that I had to check and see if Twitch Plays Puroresu was a real thing dunit


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I DO think twitch playing TEW somehow would be super entertaining to an audience of like three people

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Nothing jumped out at me yesterday so I'm doing bios for titles and stuff

Anybody (cough CPU cough) interested in writing up a bio for nL? I'll come up with something short and dumb otherwise, but I suspect it could be done better.

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Tom Bombadil posted...

*petitions Ryland to add a Mass Edit button to give everybody Scandals*

at this point I'm kinda tempted to just nuke the actual wrestling industry

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I'm willin' to do bios for nL at some point, yeh

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Was pretty upset yesterday, still kinda am. Thought about scrapping the real wrestlers region or even just throwing anything connected with wrestling in the bin. Don't think I'll actually do either of those but stay tuned. Current leanings, open for input:

CHIKARA: Stays in, takes momentum hit. Will monitor story to see if Hero or Icarus or whoever gets directly implicated as well. Chikarason gets promoted if/when Quackenbush gets thrown under the Quackenbus.

Quack, Cornette, Guevara: Stay in, take scandals of varying intensity, which might mean Quack and Guevara don't get to start employed, IDK. On a side note, I'll have to make up a scandal probably because I don't think anything relevant is in the game, and there was vehement pushback on the GDS forum when somebody suggested adding it.

Marty: Yeeted. Never actually saw him wrestle anyway.

Riddle, Ryan: Weren't in anyway

Did I miss anybody else: probably


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IF you missed them they probably weren't in the software or planned to be because you would have felt more about it anyways.

I hate what Sammy said but I love Sammy so I'm hoping he learns something from this.

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Same; his apology seems more sincere than most and he was 18 at the time I think? so I am more optimistic than usual about him

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He was 22? Still not great but definetly that college age where I can buy the immaturity.

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oh I thought he was 22 now; that is less good

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Icarus was directly implicated to have slept with a 16 year old.

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That's a yeet if nobody's attached, then

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Yeah ditch him. He is obviously a big part of CHIKARAs history but not worth it at this point.

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All of those are appropriate as of now, yeah.

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I keep telling myself I'm gonna get back on the horse but we've missed two days and today seems iffy at best. But then I have wiggle room before we truly get behind. And we're actually ahead of schedule if I cut out the real wrestlers >_>

comedy option: it's really neat that Hatsune Miku created CHIKARA in addition to minecraft and harry potter

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comedy option 2: umb and chikara black won; semi could see the future

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Man 2 is really tempting lol.

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wait

we've established that kofi had a time machine

so does eaed

and archibald peck?

I feel like we're on to something

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Peck doesn't have a time machine, he is just very susceptible to it. Like he travels when Kingston hits him with a back fist to the future.

Though he does eventually get a working delorean from/with 3.0

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