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UnfairRepresent
02/13/20 10:04:24 AM
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Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then you can never drink or have alcohol enter your person again

Bottles will always be empty the moment you try to drink them and alcoholic liquid will always turn into water the moment it hits your mouth

https://i.imgur.com/xwqhqzQ.jpg

this effect is irreversible
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Kazi1212
02/13/20 10:06:08 AM
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Yes

I've drank probably 20 times ever and basically regretted them all

this tbh, im much more of a smoker

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tripleh213
02/13/20 10:06:22 AM
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no

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Balrog0
02/13/20 10:07:39 AM
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yeah definitely

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Letron_James
02/13/20 10:08:08 AM
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Easy deal

Since cutting out alcohol pretty much entirely I have lost over 15 lbs and felt twice as healthy as before just by not drinking

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Buzz Killjoy
02/13/20 10:08:48 AM
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I would probably do this, especially if I could look like I was still drinking and nobody else knew.

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inloveanddeath0
02/13/20 10:09:10 AM
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UnfairRepresent
02/13/20 10:41:32 AM
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Yes is dominating
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Evening_Dragon
02/13/20 10:43:37 AM
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I love fancy beers, but this is an easy trade.

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lil_GoodOlJr_69
02/13/20 10:44:52 AM
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Idk never say never

I value freedom
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PIITB415
02/13/20 10:44:55 AM
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No. My base salary is already more than that and I need alcohol to unwind on the weekends. Also, it's only a decent amount of money in certain areas.

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darkmaian23
02/13/20 10:47:47 AM
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Yes, easily. I don't drink and never have.
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1NfamousACE_2
02/13/20 10:48:36 AM
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IV or butt chug

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UnfairRepresent
02/13/20 10:53:29 AM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
IV or butt chug

It turns into water
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bover_87
02/13/20 10:54:32 AM
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169k is a decent sum but not that much.

Make it a million and you'd have a deal.

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Ving_Rhames
02/13/20 10:55:11 AM
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I mean, my life has only improved since I stopped drinking so it can only improve further if I literally cant do it even if I wanted to.

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An_Actual_Chad
02/13/20 10:59:01 AM
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I'm an alcoholic, but I could definitely go sober for that amount. I'd even give up MJ for that much

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Caelthus
02/13/20 10:59:47 AM
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I've literally never even had so much as a sip of the stuff. Easiest $169k ever.

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Solar_Crimson
02/13/20 11:00:49 AM
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Yes. I barely drink alcohol as it is.

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Machete
02/13/20 11:01:43 AM
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Considering I just quit drinking about a week ago, this is an easy yes because it would give another layer of motivation.
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spanky1
02/13/20 11:01:47 AM
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Man I dunno I'd have to think about it. Enjoying drinks gives me a lot of pleasure in life. To trade all that in so I can pad my 401k for retirement? I dunno man.

Now if it was like a million, that might be different.
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UnfairRepresent
02/13/20 11:07:35 AM
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bover_87 posted...
169k is a decent sum but not that much.

Make it a million and you'd have a deal.

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Balrog0
02/13/20 11:12:54 AM
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I mean, it would be good for my health for me to drink less and the money is nice, so that's my logic lol

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eggcorn
02/13/20 11:13:04 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
alcoholic liquid will always turn into water the moment it hits your mouth

Absolutely. I would make a fortune in betting on myself in drinking contests.
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UnfairRepresent
02/13/20 11:14:43 AM
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eggcorn posted...


Absolutely. I would make a fortune in betting on myself in drinking contests.

They would catch on pretty quick that you are cheating even if they dont know how
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eggcorn
02/13/20 11:16:25 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


They would catch on pretty quick that you are cheating even if they dont know how

no
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ShadowElite86
02/13/20 11:17:10 AM
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I might buy a tall boy once in a blue moon so I'm 100% ok with not ever drinking again.

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DarkChozoGhost
02/13/20 11:17:53 AM
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Nah. Not close to enough money

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UnfairRepresent
02/13/20 11:18:11 AM
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eggcorn posted...


no

You wouldn't be drunk, wouldn't smell of alcohol and any drunk test would show that you have not drunk anything

Might you $40 at a Michigan bar but a fortune ?

I doubt it
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Lost_All_Senses
02/13/20 11:23:55 AM
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Kazi1212 posted...
im much more of a smoker
This. You missed me with this alcohol business

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pikachupwnage
02/13/20 11:25:32 AM
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I drink lightly like...once a month. Easy money.

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1NfamousACE_2
02/13/20 11:25:49 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
It turns into water

You didn't say that because butt chug isn't drinking it

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UnfairRepresent
02/13/20 11:34:50 AM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...


You didn't say that because butt chug isn't drinking it

or have alcohol enter your person again

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FF_Redux
02/13/20 11:36:06 AM
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SquantoZ
02/13/20 11:37:29 AM
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This is a tough one. I rarely drink now but do enjoy it when I do. Make it half a million and for sure. Not quite sure I'd do it for that amount

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1NfamousACE_2
02/13/20 11:59:36 AM
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Literally edited after I found the loophole

Terrible topic

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Nazanir
02/13/20 12:06:51 PM
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Easy yes, I never drink anyway.

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SSJKirby
02/13/20 12:09:30 PM
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I dont even drink now, deal

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Master_Bass
02/13/20 12:10:25 PM
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Easiest deal ever. I already don't consume alcohol for free.
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nevershine
02/13/20 12:11:16 PM
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Yeah, I dont really drink much anymore anyways.

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ThyCorndog
02/13/20 12:12:07 PM
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Yes, I only drink socially on like holidays anyway. Pretty easy thing for me to give up

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lightwarrior78
02/13/20 12:12:26 PM
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UnfairRepresent
02/13/20 12:14:39 PM
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Literally edited a

I didn't edit a thing , you just failed
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The_Korey
02/13/20 12:15:50 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
Easiest deal ever. I already don't consume alcohol for free.


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ATfire567
02/13/20 12:26:21 PM
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Yes. Alcohol tastes bad to me and doesnt make me feel good.

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ChaoticNeutral
02/13/20 12:26:25 PM
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I love the alcoholics in this topic not willing to give up boozing for 160K

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TheMikh
02/13/20 12:31:16 PM
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I can live without drinking alcohol, but like, I still use it to clean my mouth (see: mouthwash)

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I Like Toast
02/13/20 12:31:24 PM
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So I can go to a bar and order a beer and actually get water and avoid the entire why dont you drink conversation?

Plus you'd be able to out drink anyone in your zany Hollywood drinking bets

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