Poll of the Day > so i took my mercedes in to the dealership for servicing yesterday, ok?

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ClarkDuke
02/05/20 4:20:07 AM
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but when they washed my car, they messed with my seat settings, ok?

i had to spend a good minute getting it all back, and they didn't even tell me i just feel violated, ok?

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trodi_911
02/05/20 6:39:12 AM
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Mead
02/05/20 6:59:36 AM
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I like how cars have cool buttons now on the side to adjust the seat instead of just the old lever youd pull

its like an elevator for your butt

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myghostisdead
02/05/20 7:23:07 AM
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Sounds horrible. Just know it will probably never be exactly where it was before. Might as well throw away the car and get a new one.

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lihlih
02/05/20 7:27:22 AM
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Must be an oldass Mercedes if it doesn't have the seat memory function.
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xjayguyx
02/05/20 7:33:23 AM
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Ewww a Benz.. the endless money pit is strong in that brand.
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lihlih
02/05/20 7:40:54 AM
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xjayguyx posted...
Ewww a Benz.. the endless money pit is strong in that brand.


Yeah, most luxury brands suck and have a ridiculously high failure rate and maintenance costs. Mercedes and BMW are the worst of the bunch, no idea why anyone would buy those pieces of shit cars.
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LaggnFragnLarry
02/05/20 7:56:07 AM
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lihlih posted...
Yeah, most luxury brands suck and have a ridiculously high failure rate and maintenance costs. Mercedes and BMW are the worst of the bunch, no idea why anyone would buy those pieces of shit cars.
ive had my mercedes for 6 years now and havent had any issues
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lihlih
02/05/20 7:59:29 AM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...

ive had my mercedes for 6 years now and havent had any issues


"I've had good luck with my car, so fuck the statistics and consumer reports!"

Seriously, schools need to start teaching people that anecdotal evidence doesn't mean shit.
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dedbus
02/05/20 9:43:05 AM
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Life is anecdotal
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HornedLion
02/05/20 9:44:19 AM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
ive had my mercedes for 6 years now and havent had any issues

Me too, actually. Although Ive had to change the window switch, break light switch, and my power steering has gone to shit.

I love it but when I get my next car I think Im...

https://youtu.be/rZru_TywyME


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zebatov
02/05/20 10:12:07 AM
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Yeah thats a real nightmare.

It took me forever to program my Silverado a getting in position and then a driving position.

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xjayguyx
02/05/20 6:15:34 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
ive had my mercedes for 6 years now and havent had any issues

Year / model? A brand new Benz lasting 6 years without any issues is VERY rare. If you have a early 2010s or 2000-2009 model I call lies.
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ClarkDuke
02/08/20 5:46:43 PM
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Mead posted...
I like how cars have cool buttons now on the side to adjust the seat instead of just the old lever youd pull

its like an elevator for your butt
knowing the luxury of seats like these, it's difficult to go back, ok?

myghostisdead posted...
Sounds horrible. Just know it will probably never be exactly where it was before. Might as well throw away the car and get a new one.
don't remind me, ok?

lihlih posted...
Must be an oldass Mercedes if it doesn't have the seat memory function.
the reset the feature during the repairs, don't be envious, it's a bad look, ok?

LaggnFragnLarry posted...
ive had my mercedes for 6 years now and havent had any issues
he just can't be happy for others, the truck drivers curse, ok?

zebatov posted...
Yeah thats a real nightmare.

It took me forever to program my Silverado a getting in position and then a driving position.
once you have it right, it's like an extension on your body, ok?

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Kyuubi4269
02/08/20 5:54:48 PM
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lihlih posted...


Yeah, most luxury brands suck and have a ridiculously high failure rate and maintenance costs. Mercedes and BMW are the worst of the bunch, no idea why anyone would buy those pieces of shit cars.

Lexus has been the most reliable brand outright for the last 9 years.

As it has always been, German cars are high maintenance; If you keep the car maintained it will last for ridiculous miles (and is why they're popular in meticulous Japan). If you slip on the maintenance it will fail and it is entirely your fault.
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lihlih
02/08/20 6:47:22 PM
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Kyuubi4269 posted...


Lexus has been the most reliable brand outright for the last 9 years.

As it has always been, German cars are high maintenance; If you keep the car maintained it will last for ridiculous miles (and is why they're popular in meticulous Japan). If you slip on the maintenance it will fail and it is entirely your fault.


Yeah, Lexus has one of the highest reliability ratings out there, it's a side effect of being owned by Toyota. I said most, which obviously doesn't mean all, so no idea why you felt the need to bring that up.

As for BMWs and Mercedes, they're straight up shit cars, no amount of maintenance is going to change that. If you believe that the ridiculously high failure rate is due to user error, you've been drinking too much of their koolaid.
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Nichtcrawler X
02/08/20 6:52:32 PM
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ClarkDuke posted...
i had to spend a good minute getting it all back, and they didn't even tell me i just feel violated, ok?

Ah, yes, the luxury/entitlement of having a car only you drive.

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ClarkDuke
02/18/20 2:57:45 AM
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Nichtcrawler X posted...
Ah, yes, the luxury/entitlement of having a car only you drive.
i worked hard for my entitlement, ok?

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