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UnfairRepresent
01/26/20 3:31:02 PM
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Who of the following would you pick to walk by and see it?










Your teenage bisexual redheaded daughter is walking home one night underneath Belmont bridge when suddenly a thug who is up to no good runs up from behing and assaults her.

His first strike knocks her purse out of her hands and sends her cellphone flying out of reach of all but the rats. He then throws her to the ground, grabs her, removes her jacket and starts rooting through her pockets.

The thug assumed no one would be around this area at night and usually he would be correct in that assessment. Unusually however at that moment 1 person walks by, sees what is going on and can possibly intervene. 1 of the 10 in the above poll.

https://i.imgur.com/pTPXA9E.jpg

IF you could somehow control it ,which of the 10 would you choose to be the one to walk past at that moment and see this crime occuring?
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Tobi011
01/26/20 3:42:31 PM
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Weird topic but I guess Mike Tyson.
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Ilishe
01/26/20 3:58:20 PM
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Iron Mike would save the day

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VTBM
01/26/20 3:59:49 PM
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You, my guy!

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MuayThai85
01/26/20 4:05:01 PM
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Rogan or Tyson would be the only correct choice. Both are elite fighters who would kill that guy with little effort.

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UnfairRepresent
01/26/20 4:10:02 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Rogan or Tyson would be the only correct choice. Both are elite fighters who would kill that guy with little effort.

lol Rogan is not an elite fighter
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mach25687
01/26/20 4:11:20 PM
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Tyson no contest. Dude still can move that put people down.

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Smackems
01/26/20 4:11:22 PM
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Joe or Mike

Edit: Morgan could probably narrate it though

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Crepes
01/26/20 4:15:52 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
lol Rogan is not an elite fighter

UnfairRepresent posted...
lol Rogan is not an elite fighter

Maybe not but hes a Tae Kwon Do and Brazilian jiu jitsu black belt, knows enough to have taught martial arts and he looks after himself. I wouldnt wanna fuck with him...

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Lairen
01/26/20 4:17:36 PM
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Uh, Mike might do more harm than good....or just ignore it altogether.

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MuayThai85
01/26/20 4:23:53 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
lol Rogan is not an elite fighter

BJJ black belt, and highly trained in both Tae Kwon Do and Muay Thai. Yes, yes he is an elite fighter. Lets see someone who isn't an elite fighter generate the kind of power he does from kicks.

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jackgunney
01/26/20 4:25:11 PM
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Rogan or Tyson would step in, especially if she were to call out to them for help.

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Solid Snake07
01/26/20 4:26:34 PM
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Tyson

Rogan can fight but he's a pretty tiny dude

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UnfairRepresent
01/26/20 4:28:12 PM
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Lairen posted...
Uh, Mike might do more harm than good....or just ignore it altogether.

That's why I voted Rogan

I feel like Joe would intervene

Tyson would just laugh and keep walking
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jackgunney
01/26/20 4:28:21 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Rogan can fight but he's a pretty tiny dude
He'd still mop the floor with some random street schmuck that's too concentrated on his victim.

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MuayThai85
01/26/20 4:29:33 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Tyson

Rogan can fight but he's a pretty tiny dude

I wouldn't say 5'9" 200lbs is "tiny" by any stretch of the imagination.

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Tropicalwood
01/26/20 4:30:22 PM
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I have faith in his super male vitality


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TheMikh
01/26/20 4:30:47 PM
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this is the most bizarre topic i've seen in a long time

that said, mike tyson

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ThyCorndog
01/26/20 4:31:01 PM
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doesn't matter who I pick. the vicious and violent speech I'd launch myself with at the attacker would end him before anyone else could notice

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-Unowninator-
01/26/20 4:33:18 PM
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Since I don't have a daughter & never will, here's my reaction:
https://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/d/d2/Harvest_Island_Slaking.png

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UnfairRepresent
01/26/20 4:35:20 PM
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ThyCorndog posted...
doesn't matter who I pick. the vicious and violent speech I'd launch myself with at the attacker would end him before anyone else could notice

You're not there
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Frogles
01/26/20 4:37:01 PM
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alex jones. he prob carries.

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ThyCorndog
01/26/20 4:38:00 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You're not there
You don't know where I am. But if you insist, then Mike Tythen

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Abiz_
01/26/20 4:38:03 PM
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TRT Rogan would be my answer.
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Lorenzo_2003
01/26/20 7:43:06 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
Rogan or Tyson would be the only correct choice. Both are elite fighters who would kill that guy with little effort.

Yes, and I think Rogan specifically would be especially quick to intervene. He is currently raising two young girls, so I dont even think hed hesitate if somebody elses daughter was being assaulted.

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Dark_SilverX
01/26/20 7:50:43 PM
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An incredibly drunk Bernie Sanders

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Strider102
01/26/20 7:52:04 PM
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Myself with my shotgun.

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UnfairRepresent
01/26/20 8:14:24 PM
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Lorenzo_2003 posted...


Yes, and I think Rogan specifically would be especially quick to intervene. He is currently raising two young girls, so I dont even think hed hesitate if somebody elses daughter was being assaulted.

I thought he had 3 kids...
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Abiz_
01/26/20 8:21:22 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I thought he had 3 kids...
I believe he does. One is just a lot older than the other 2.
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mybbqrules
01/26/20 8:27:20 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
lol Rogan is not an elite fighter
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oWC6x4Qqwe4

He's been in martial arts most of his life. Look at his form and tell me he doesn't take that stuff very seriously.

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jumi
01/26/20 9:00:30 PM
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Is the drunk cop in uniform?

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pikachupwnage
01/26/20 9:02:18 PM
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Mike Tyson gonna cave in his Skull.

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Sada_Pop
01/26/20 9:12:40 PM
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MuayThai85 posted...
I wouldn't say 5'9" 200lbs is "tiny" by any stretch of the imagination.
Small then?

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MachineJaipur
01/26/20 9:14:36 PM
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Obviously I'm going to pick the Peak Alpha Male Specimen known as Alex Jones /s
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UnfairRepresent
01/26/20 9:27:24 PM
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mybbqrules posted...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oWC6x4Qqwe4

He's been in martial arts most of his life. Look at his form and tell me he doesn't take that stuff very seriously.

A guy doing some kicks over a decade ago doesn't make him an elite fighter

Go to any gym in America and you'll find a guy who could kick Rogan's ass inside 41 seconds.
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jackgunney
01/26/20 9:31:27 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Go to any gym in America and you'll find a guy who could kick Rogan's ass inside 41 seconds.
Just, no. Rogan is also BJJ black belt.

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Solid Snake07
01/27/20 12:48:42 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
I wouldn't say 5'9" 200lbs is "tiny" by any stretch of the imagination.


Google says he's 5'7 and I dont really know how to confirm a weight but 200 is pretty heavy for a man of that stature.

I do agree joe could probably make quick work of most guys. But between him and fucking mike tyson.....I'm definitly going with mike.

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dj1200
01/27/20 12:55:15 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Tyson

Rogan can fight but he's a pretty tiny dude

shit, i didn't know he was only 5'9

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viewmaster_pi
01/27/20 12:59:29 AM
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pfh1001
01/27/20 1:32:10 AM
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I really need a picture of my 'teenage bisexual redheaded daughter' before I can answer this properly. I need to know exactly what she looks like so I can visualize the scenario properly.
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Kami_no_Kami
01/27/20 2:06:45 AM
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Why would I pick David Lynch? The elderly man who (Twin Peaks Spoilers) ended his best-known property with Teenage girl gets sexually assaulted and killed across all universes until the end of time.
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Smackems
01/27/20 2:08:38 AM
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dj1200 posted...
shit, i didn't know he was only 5'9
Isn't Mike only 5' 10"? Not that big of a difference if I'm remembering this correctly

Edit: When you google it it says Tyson is indeed 5' 10"

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Distant_Rainbow
01/27/20 2:12:19 AM
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Why is Tyson leading the poll? I'd think he'd join in and just make the situation ten times worse.

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MuayThai85
01/27/20 3:10:31 AM
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Sada_Pop posted...
Small then?

5'9" is average height in the US. So again, not small by any stretch of the imagination.

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MuayThai85
01/27/20 3:11:40 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Google says he's 5'7 and I dont really know how to confirm a weight but 200 is pretty heavy for a man of that stature.

I do agree joe could probably make quick work of most guys. But between him and fucking mike tyson.....I'm definitly going with mike.

He weighed in at over 200lbs for the Sober October thing. He has claimed himself that he was 5'9.

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Lorenzo_2003
01/27/20 5:50:42 AM
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MuayThai85 posted...
He weighed in at over 200lbs for the Sober October thing. He has claimed himself that he was 5'9.

Nah, Rogan is insecure about his height. At best, hes 58, but I wouldnt be surprised if it is 57. He stands with shoes next to dudes like Conor, who is shoeless in the Octagon, and theyre eye to eye.

Hes definitely 200 or so in weight, though. Hes quite stocky framed.

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SilkPanties
01/27/20 6:01:46 AM
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If a punching bag that didn't hit back attacked my daughter, Rogan for sure. Otherwise, Tyson.

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Aristoph
01/27/20 6:08:14 AM
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Morgan Freeman.

Nobody is going to keep assaulting a woman when God Himself walks around the corner.

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Diamond_Of_Time
01/27/20 6:48:32 AM
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Shit, j thought we were choosing who beats her up. I would actually want mike Tyson.

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Rika_Furude
01/27/20 7:39:03 AM
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didnt see mike tyson but if i did i would have voted for him

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