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Bass_X0
01/24/20 2:54:57 AM
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https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/24/sex-married-straight-couples-church-england-says-12114416

if youre not married or straight, cease your sexual activities at once. But nobody is going to take them seriously on this.

This is why more and more people are leaving Christianity. They are refusing to fit into the modern era when they say things like this.

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Unspecified_NPC
01/24/20 2:57:24 AM
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cool

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Bad_Mojo
01/24/20 3:03:41 AM
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Foppe
01/24/20 3:06:03 AM
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And yet the Bible is filled with men having a concubine.

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jon1012
01/24/20 3:06:54 AM
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Um, is this new? Thats what the church has said forever.

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boxington
01/24/20 3:08:00 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
IMO, if you're religious, you're a POS
there are a lot of religious people who are respectful, help people (and throughout history, at the risk of their wellbeing), even if doing so might go against some of their doctrines

but of course, there are also a lot of shitty religious people, too.

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Bad_Mojo
01/24/20 3:11:17 AM
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boxington posted...
there are a lot of religious people who are respectful, help people (and throughout history, at the risk of their wellbeing), even if doing so might go against some of their doctrines

but of course, there are also a lot of shitty religious people, too.

It's not even the hate they have. I f'n lose my mind when I hear people say they put God above everything, including their own kids. Fuck them. Not to mention that it's insane that people still believe in that crap

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marthsheretoo
01/24/20 3:15:33 AM
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I'm married and straight, so guess the church approves of the sex I have with multiple people outside my marriage.

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Foppe
01/24/20 3:21:58 AM
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Genesis 38
8 Then Judah said to Onan, Sleep with your brothers wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother. 9 But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brothers wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother.

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Dorfl_2
01/24/20 4:27:45 AM
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What's strange about this? This has been the official position of the church since it was founded. I'm glad to hear there are still churches in Europe that are bold enough to content for the faith.
Marriage is to be held in honor among all, and the marriage bed is to be undefiled; for fornicators and adulterers God will judge. (Hebrews 13:4 NASB)

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cjsdowg
01/24/20 4:31:33 AM
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Dorfl_2 posted...
What's strange about this? This has been the official position of the church since it was founded. I'm glad to hear there are still churches in Europe that are bold enough to content for the faith.

This church was build because a King want to leave his wife because HE could not produce a son. Then that same Kind had other wives killed.

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spikethedevil
01/24/20 4:39:21 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
I'm married and straight, so guess the church approves of the sex I have with multiple people outside my marriage.


Cheaters = scumbags.

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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
01/24/20 4:39:54 AM
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yeah nobody cares about what the church says, it's fucking 2020 bro.

They go and touch little boys and then we are supposed to take something like this seriously?

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pinky0926
01/24/20 4:43:26 AM
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Sex is a holy union between pastor and alter boy, says Church of England

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LinkPizza
01/24/20 4:44:31 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
It's not even the hate they have. I f'n lose my mind when I hear people say they put God above everything, including their own kids. Fuck them. Not to mention that it's insane that people still believe in that crap

Not everyone who is religious does that. I have a lot of religious family. But they don't put God above their own family...

spikethedevil posted...
Cheaters = scumbags.

Who said they're cheating. It's not clear whether they are cheating or not... Not from this post, at least...
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Umbreon
01/24/20 4:49:02 AM
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Wasn't marriage basically a way to sell a woman(Or soon to be) in exchange for property or something?


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Keith_Valentine
01/24/20 4:50:09 AM
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Dorfl_2 posted...
What's strange about this? This has been the official position of the church since it was founded. I'm glad to hear there are still churches in Europe that are bold enough to content for the faith.

Yea, because the most powerful being in the Universe, our glorious creator, is actually obsessed with when and how people fuck each other.

*huge eye roll*

Now im not defending deviant, irresponsible sexual behavior. We arent freakin animals. But standing up for the faith? More like, driving people away with old fashioned, shameful, immature standards of behavior. The offensive part to me is how many awesome people dont get to feel Gods presence in their life because they feel guilty and uncomfortable with the demands of orthodox organized religion. So they turn away from God, and thats the tragedy imo.

Fuck that. When i pray? I cuss a lot. And i dont apologize. Because God already knows im fucked up and he loves me anyways. It really is That simple. God loves us, the rest of this shit is manmade. Men couldnt even agree on what books to put in the Bible.
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spikethedevil
01/24/20 4:51:39 AM
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But humans are animals... Were a species of great ape to be exact.

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marthsheretoo
01/24/20 4:55:34 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Who said they're cheating. It's not clear whether they are cheating or not... Not from this post, at least...

My wife knows and is good with it.

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LinkPizza
01/24/20 4:57:22 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
My wife knows and is good with it.

Yeah. I know many couples who partake is fun on the side. I've been with many couples before. Sometimes with one or the other, and sometimes, with both. I know couples who partake is sex with others together, as well...
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Keith_Valentine
01/24/20 5:00:25 AM
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spikethedevil posted...
But humans are animals... Were a species of great ape to be exact.

Yea, i get what youre saying, im just referring to the fact that being civilized is what makes us so special. Standards, decency, virtue. All that good shit. Fucking anything that moves is bad for a ton of reasons, but doesnt justify hardcore Christian levels of repression imo.

But yea, we're animals that talk and wear clothes. Its right beneath the surface.
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TheRealDill2015
01/24/20 6:23:52 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
IMO, if you're religious, you're a POS

That's an awful take. You may not be religious, but you don't need to hate an entire group because you don't share their beliefs.
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K181
01/24/20 7:41:05 AM
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This has been the mainstream Christian view since.... pretty much since Christianity became a thing.

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EffectAndCause
01/24/20 7:43:22 AM
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But the adult male priests have sex with young male boys.
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LinkPizza
01/24/20 7:45:13 AM
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EffectAndCause posted...
But the adult male priests have sex with young male boys.

They just turn the other way, though... I guess like a sacrifice or something...
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Solid Sonic
01/24/20 7:47:14 AM
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Bass_X0 posted...
https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/24/sex-married-straight-couples-church-england-says-12114416

if youre not married or straight, cease your sexual activities at once. But nobody is going to take them seriously on this.

This is why more and more people are leaving Christianity. They are refusing to fit into the modern era when they say things like this.

While I am a wayward believer myself, the latter part doesn't make sense in the context of religion. You don't change your belief system because the world around you has, that's secularism.

You can change your OPINIONS or how you convey a message, sure, but if the very doctrine changes then you have no framework.

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Darker Cheshire
01/24/20 7:48:07 AM
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EffectAndCause posted...
But the adult male priests have sex with young male boys.

What did you think they meant by "Turn the other cheek"?

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KStateKing17
01/24/20 7:48:34 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Yeah. I know many couples who partake is fun on the side. I've been with many couples before. Sometimes with one or the other, and sometimes, with both. I know couples who partake is sex with others together, as well...
I know some myself :)

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LinkPizza
01/24/20 7:53:43 AM
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Solid Sonic posted...
You can change your OPINIONS or how you convey a message

This is why you can have 20 religions that are different, but based off of the same thing...
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Solid Sonic
01/24/20 7:54:13 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
This is why you can have 20 religions that are different, but based off of the same thing...

I have a lot of regrets about making that post. I feel like deleting it...

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LinkPizza
01/24/20 7:58:51 AM
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Solid Sonic posted...
I have a lot of regrets about making that post. I feel like deleting it...

It's fine. I was talking about cults with my BF the other day. And we were talking about that. The probably with some religions is that they take one part of the scripture, and make a religion based around it. Or read a certain part and interpret it very differently. I agree that they usually change their way of thinking or interpreting something, rather than changing what it says. I see cases of that many times... Though, they do take stuff out of the bible. Like Jesus slaying a dragon and other stuff. But still, they usually just change how they interpret the message instead...
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The Top Crusader
01/24/20 8:01:38 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
IMO, if you're religious, you're a POS

Yes, me living by a different moral code than you must be horribly painful for you.

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Bass_X0
01/24/20 8:06:08 AM
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The Top Crusader posted...
Yes, me living by a different moral code than you must be horribly painful for you.

I think they are referring to how Christians attempt enforce their moral code upon non-Christians. So yes, it is horribly painful for some non-Christians.

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LinkPizza
01/24/20 8:09:48 AM
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Bass_X0 posted...
I think they are referring to how Christians attempt enforce their moral code upon non-Christians. So yes, it is horribly painful for some non-Christians.

But that's not every religious person. Not even most. A lot of people you wouldn't even know are religious because they don't talk about it. I found out how many people I worked with on base were religious when they talk about someone they know from church or something. In my head, I'm like, "I never heard them mention church or being religious before." So it's definitely not everyone. Most likely, not even a majority... So, just being religious shouldn't (and most likely doesn't) actually bother people. Especially when you don't know. Nor should it be "horribly painful"...
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The Top Crusader
01/24/20 12:09:24 PM
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Bass_X0 posted...
I think they are referring to how Christians attempt enforce their moral code upon non-Christians. So yes, it is horribly painful for some non-Christians.

But nothing I'm doing is, hence my point in response to what he said and not whatever tangent you're going into that has nothing to do with it.

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hockeybub89
01/24/20 12:12:25 PM
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BLAKUboy
01/24/20 12:27:25 PM
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I try to stay out of the "Ban religion" camp, but Christians can make it really hard sometimes.

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Foppe
01/24/20 1:55:52 PM
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Related
https://youtu.be/YdKzpV7sa10

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Supernatural
01/24/20 1:57:12 PM
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jon1012 posted...
Um, is this new? Thats what the church has said forever.
yeah but this is the church of england

not the catholic church

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LinkPizza
01/26/20 7:34:34 AM
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This is more about marriage, but I still like it. It's old...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-YCdcnf_P8
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LumaRosalina
01/26/20 8:06:11 AM
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As a Christian, fuck that. Don't let that be a blight on religion. Christianity is about teaching love and acceptance, not hate and shunning.
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LumaRosalina
01/26/20 8:09:17 AM
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Keith_Valentine posted...


Yea, because the most powerful being in the Universe, our glorious creator, is actually obsessed with when and how people fuck each other.

*huge eye roll*

Now im not defending deviant, irresponsible sexual behavior. We arent freakin animals. But standing up for the faith? More like, driving people away with old fashioned, shameful, immature standards of behavior. The offensive part to me is how many awesome people dont get to feel Gods presence in their life because they feel guilty and uncomfortable with the demands of orthodox organized religion. So they turn away from God, and thats the tragedy imo.

Fuck that. When i pray? I cuss a lot. And i dont apologize. Because God already knows im fucked up and he loves me anyways. It really is That simple. God loves us, the rest of this shit is manmade. Men couldnt even agree on what books to put in the Bible.

Preach
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