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KillerSlaw 01/21/20 10:02:29 PM #1: |
Whew boy this is gonna be an ordeal
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solosnake 01/21/20 10:07:19 PM #2: |
why would you do that?
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sabin017 01/21/20 10:07:52 PM #3: |
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__aCEr__ 01/21/20 10:09:14 PM #4: |
That's weird, bro.
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KillerSlaw 01/21/20 10:09:59 PM #5: |
solosnake posted...
why would you do that? I just like the name Bianca and figured she'd never find out I didn't name her AFTER my ex just liked the name. She's not even really an ex we just hooked up a few times and she met my family twice. --- The personal is the political is a totalitarian progressive decree that I reject entirely. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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solosnake 01/21/20 10:11:04 PM #6: |
KillerSlaw posted...
I just like the name Bianca and figured she'd never find outmust have been some good sex --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade https://imgur.com/MYYEIx5 https://imgur.com/WGE12ef ... Copied to Clipboard!
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action52 01/21/20 10:11:59 PM #7: |
KillerSlaw posted...
I just like the name Bianca and figured she'd never find out The first bolded part is what is stupid. The second bolded part is why it is stupid. --- When I was a boy and I saw scary things in the news, my mother would say to me: Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping. -Fred Rogers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KillerSlaw 01/21/20 10:13:51 PM #8: |
solosnake posted...
must have been some good sex Nah she would just kinda just lay there. Wasn't great at all but when I told my wife that she just got even more pissed. --- The personal is the political is a totalitarian progressive decree that I reject entirely. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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malenz 01/21/20 10:14:57 PM #9: |
lmao good going master slick
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Gobstoppers12 01/21/20 10:15:20 PM #10: |
This is a parody topic, right?
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action52 01/21/20 10:15:48 PM #11: |
KillerSlaw posted...
Nah she would just kinda just lay there. Wasn't great at all but when I told my wife that she just got even more pissed.This is where most people are going to feel sure that this is a joke, because it reads like a screwball comedy. It's hard to believe that anyone in real life could possibly be that stupid. If this is real, realize that you have been that stupid. --- When I was a boy and I saw scary things in the news, my mother would say to me: Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping. -Fred Rogers ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheMikh 01/21/20 10:16:25 PM #12: |
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KillerSlaw 01/21/20 10:18:15 PM #13: |
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my only good ex's middle name is definitely on my list of possibilities Man she's going to be really mad when she realizes our daughters middle name is her mom's name... --- The personal is the political is a totalitarian progressive decree that I reject entirely. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KillerSlaw 01/22/20 9:46:45 AM #14: |
I thought she'd cool off since she slept on the couch last night but now she's madder than ever throwing a fit on facebook trying to find out who she is and stuff
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The Trent 01/22/20 9:48:04 AM #15: |
how old are you guys like what
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KillerSlaw 01/22/20 9:48:46 AM #16: |
The Trent posted...
how old are you guys like what I'm 30 she's 21 --- The personal is the political is a totalitarian progressive decree that I reject entirely. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 01/22/20 9:49:38 AM #17: |
TC is Krillin, right?
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SH_expert44 01/22/20 9:50:36 AM #18: |
I named my daughter after anne frank. But my first choice was gonna be Lucy.
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The Trent 01/22/20 9:51:22 AM #20: |
oh
well if this is true it's because you married a semi-child maybe she'll grow out of it --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KillerSlaw 01/22/20 9:53:02 AM #21: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
TC is Krillin, right? I'm tall and have a full head of hair sir --- The personal is the political is a totalitarian progressive decree that I reject entirely. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KillerSlaw 01/22/20 9:53:51 AM #22: |
The Trent posted...
oh Man I hope so her mom doesn't act like this --- The personal is the political is a totalitarian progressive decree that I reject entirely. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Notti 01/22/20 9:56:25 AM #23: |
KillerSlaw posted...
I thought she'd cool off since she slept on the couch last night but now she's madder than ever throwing a fit on facebook trying to find out who she is and stuff *chuckles under breath* How old is your daughter? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unite 01/22/20 9:59:33 AM #25: |
The Trent posted...
oh what if your wife named your son chad and her co worker happen to have the same name? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Trent 01/22/20 10:00:43 AM #26: |
also kinda hoping your next child is a boy and she names him after the dude she lost her virginity to
[TC response: she lost her virginity to me bro i'd love to have a jr!] --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KillerSlaw 01/22/20 10:19:25 AM #27: |
Notti posted...
*chuckles under breath* 2 The Trent posted... also kinda hoping your next child is a boy and she names him after the dude she lost her virginity to I said she could do this but she got really upset cause I guess he has the same name as her uncle but I don't know why that would be a big deal. Who cares if your first had the same name as your uncle? --- The personal is the political is a totalitarian progressive decree that I reject entirely. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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emblem boy 01/22/20 10:27:27 AM #28: |
I don't know if I believe TC. But regardless, I don't see why someone should get mad at this.
I mean, I can see why someone would be mad, but it seems dumb to me. Like, the ex gf happened to have the same name, who cares. --- Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solid_Seb 01/22/20 10:31:32 AM #29: |
Playing along, you didn't name her after an ex, you gave her a name you like. "You can't name your kid the same name as an ex" is so juvenile that it makes it hard to sympathize, since most of us aren't banging teenagers anymore.
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KillerSlaw 01/22/20 10:37:11 AM #30: |
At first she was just mad now she won't stop crying I have no idea what to do so I'm just playing with Bianca till this blows over.
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The Trent 01/22/20 10:38:49 AM #31: |
KillerSlaw posted...
I said she could do this but she got really upset cause I guess he has the same name as her uncle but I don't know why that would be a big deal. Who cares if your first had the same name as your uncle? her veiled way of telling you she lost it to her uncle bro fucked up --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheBiggerWiggle 01/22/20 10:41:32 AM #32: |
This is why CEmen shouldnt reproduce.
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KillerSlaw 01/22/20 10:44:34 AM #33: |
She left but now her mom is coming over to help I'm going to get to the bottom of this
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DocDelicious 01/22/20 11:01:48 AM #34: |
Hairistotle posted...
yea no way this is real. you deserve it for marrying a child if anything --- o7 Let strength be granted so the world might be mended. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 01/22/20 11:54:13 AM #35: |
Ok, krillin
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KillerSlaw 01/22/20 5:43:43 PM #36: |
Well wife still hasn't come home, my mother in law is sticking around to help my with my girl but won't give me the story on her uncle. Shit sucks but at least her mom is cooking me dinner right now so that's good.
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Keith_Valentine 01/22/20 6:00:03 PM #37: |
I dont see the big deal.
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BuckVanHammer 01/22/20 6:02:12 PM #38: |
this sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode..
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KillerSlaw 01/22/20 7:24:04 PM #39: |
BuckVanHammer posted...
this sounds like a curb your enthusiasm episode.. No idea --- The personal is the political is a totalitarian progressive decree that I reject entirely. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KillerSlaw 01/23/20 8:39:42 AM #40: |
Uhhh, I just woke up in my bed and I can't remember anything that happened before dinner last night. My wife still isn't home but her mother is still here.
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The Trent 01/23/20 8:42:24 AM #41: |
Man all you had was trash in your hand and you kept raising what's up
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spikethedevil 01/23/20 8:42:25 AM #42: |
Questionmarktarius posted...
TC is Krillin, right? Literally my first thought lol. https://m.imgur.com/gallery/GJYXtCZ --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lairen 01/23/20 8:42:44 AM #43: |
My daughter has my exes middle name. Wife knows. Its a good middle name.
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spikethedevil 01/23/20 8:43:25 AM #44: |
Hairistotle posted...
yea no way this is real. you deserve it for marrying a child if anything How the fuck is 21 a child? @Hairistotle --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 01/23/20 8:44:49 AM #45: |
KillerSlaw posted...
Uhhh, I just woke up in my bed and I can't remember anything that happened before dinner last night. My wife still isn't home but here mother is still here. This is where I stopped believing it. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlisLandale 01/23/20 8:49:04 AM #46: |
Is this the plot to a movie and were all getting whooshed?
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The Trent 01/23/20 8:56:22 AM #47: |
the big reveal: his wife IS his mother's wife all along AND she is his ex because split personalities or something else
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spikethedevil 01/23/20 9:04:32 AM #48: |
his wife IS his mother's wife all along
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KillerSlaw 01/23/20 9:17:36 AM #49: |
So my mother in law is swearing up and down she didn't roofie me, says we just drank too much and made a horrible horrible mistake.
I don't know though, I don't remember drinking anything except a Mountain Dew Code Red last night. I don't even think I have any liquor in the house, I rarely if ever drink especially around my daughter and I never get blackout drunk. --- The personal is the political is a totalitarian progressive decree that I reject entirely. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spikethedevil 01/23/20 9:18:20 AM #50: |
Yea this story is now BS/10.
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