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KillerSlaw
01/23/20 9:28:24 AM
#51:


Well I'm going to have to put this mystery on hold and get back on track. I need to find my wife, she's been gone almost a day and I'm getting worried. I'm gonna start calling her friends and checking out her hang out spots. I'll update you guys later.

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The Trent
01/23/20 9:32:41 AM
#52:


The Trent posted...
the big reveal: his wife IS his mother's wife all along AND she is his ex because split personalities or something else

sorry
his wife IS his wife's mother all along AND she is his ex because split personalities or something else
that makes more sense...right?

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KillerSlaw
01/23/20 9:34:22 AM
#53:


I can assure you my wife, my y ex and my mother in law are not the same person.

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The Trent
01/23/20 9:35:15 AM
#54:


it's okay friend i believe you
now get out there and find that wifey mother ex before it's too late!

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Strider102
01/23/20 10:00:29 AM
#55:


I kinda wanna see where this goes.

At the same time I know it'll be disappointing.

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KillerSlaw
01/23/20 5:15:47 PM
#56:


Well, got in contact with all her friends and usual hangout spots. Can't find her. I was getting worried but when I got home her mom told me she called and said she's was going to take a trip out of state for the weekend to figure things out. Hopefully she cools off and comes to her senses.


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apocalyptic_4
01/23/20 5:25:17 PM
#57:


This sounds like it would make for a great episode on a sitcom

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Zikten
01/23/20 5:26:30 PM
#58:


So she just left your daughter?
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KillerSlaw
01/23/20 5:27:36 PM
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Zikten posted...
So she just left your daughter?

My daughter was with me when she left. My mother in law has been watching her while I look for her.

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Strider102
01/23/20 5:29:52 PM
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I have a feeling the ending is going to be a Bel air.

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obeseexplosive
01/23/20 5:34:45 PM
#61:


Zikten posted...
So she just left your daughter?

Turns out the real daughter is the friends we left along the way
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Trigg3rH4ppy
01/23/20 5:35:03 PM
#62:


action52 posted...
The first bolded part is what is stupid.

The second bolded part is why it is stupid.
I lol'd

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The-Apostle
01/23/20 5:36:45 PM
#63:


Nice fail there TC...

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KillerSlaw
01/23/20 5:37:17 PM
#64:


Well this was weird. Was just sitting down to dinner with my mother in law again when I got a text from my ex out of nowhere. Says we need to talk and gave me her address. Normally I'd just ignore her but I'm worried it might have something to do with my wife. I'll update you guys on what this is about when I get back.

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Zikten
01/23/20 5:38:13 PM
#65:


The plot thickens
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Strider102
01/23/20 5:38:25 PM
#66:


*eats white chedder popcorn*

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industrializeit
01/23/20 7:56:47 PM
#67:


action52 posted...
The first bolded part is what is stupid.

The second bolded part is why it is stupid.
Best post lol. Obviously made obvious it's a fake story after.

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KillerSlaw
01/24/20 7:32:13 AM
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I really dont know what to make of all this.

So I meet up with Bianca at this motel. I'm thinking this is going to be a bad situation but she tells me she feels bad and needed to let me know the truth of the whole situation. Bianca is actually a time traveler from the future who came back and seduced me before me and my wife met in order to get my wife upset and leave the house so me and my mother in law could get together. My mother in law is now pregnant with my next daughter who is going to be the leader of the rebellion against Supreme Overlord Baron Trump and his family dynasty. She then revealed she is in fact my daughter and that she feels bad she did this to me because I'm apparently a cool dad.

Honestly I feel super sick knowing this but also relieved cause now I can tell my wife our daughter wasnt named after an ex she was always just our daughters name. Hopefully that will cool her off when she comes home.

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KillerSlaw
01/24/20 7:32:56 AM
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Post 69

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Blue_Dream87
01/24/20 8:00:54 AM
#70:


My ex named her son after me, and her husband knows. We were together while they were separated so he knows who I am

TC, that's fucking weird and don't let your ex find out.

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LinkPizza
01/24/20 8:05:52 AM
#71:


I haven't read everything, but I don't see the big deal. I've hooked with a lot of guys. Many with pretty normal names. Are you suppose to try to find a name that nobody you ever had any intimate action with had? Is that why people are naming their children "Abcde" and "La-a" (pronounce Ladasha or something)?
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teepan95
01/24/20 9:44:17 AM
#72:


KillerSlaw posted...
I really dont know what to make of all this.

So I meet up with Bianca at this motel. I'm thinking this is going to be a bad situation but she tells me she feels bad and needed to let me know the truth of the whole situation. Bianca is actually a time traveler from the future who came back and seduced me before me and my wife met in order to get my wife upset and leave the house so me and my mother in law could get together. My mother in law is now pregnant with my next daughter who is going to be the leader of the rebellion against Supreme Overlord Baron Trump and his family dynasty. She then revealed she is in fact my daughter and that she feels bad she did this to me because I'm apparently a cool dad.

Honestly I feel super sick knowing this but also relieved cause now I can tell my wife our daughter wasnt named after an ex she was always just our daughters name. Hopefully that will cool her off when she comes home.

laaaaame
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DoubleDare
01/24/20 10:07:07 AM
#73:


Why you guys still playing along?

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KillerSlaw
01/24/20 10:31:13 AM
#74:


DoubleDare posted...
Why you guys still playing along?

Probably bored. This is a classic CE time killer here.

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Strider102
01/24/20 10:33:35 AM
#75:


I give it a 3/10.

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KillerSlaw
01/24/20 10:36:30 AM
#76:


Strider102 posted...
I give it a 3/10.

Whoever posted the sonic music early on should get at least an 8/10 tho that legit made me laugh

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