Current Events > Research confirms your cat would eat your corpse if given the chance.

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AsucaHayashi 01/17/20 1:42:08 PM #1:	https://www.mic.com/p/your-cat-would-eat-your-corpse-new-research-confirms-20517894 New research shows that, under the right circumstances, yes, your cat would eat your corpse. To be fair, the researchers who conducted the study werent trying to give cats a bad name. Instead, they were studying the effects of natural decomposition on human corpses at a body farm, a place where scientists study dead bodies, in Colorado. But when they looked at the overnight video footage was that local feral cats were squeezing in behind the fence and feasting on the decomposing bodies. The two cats came most nights for 35 days to feed, and they ate right down to the bone, the Washington Post reported. Say what you want about cats, but they get the job done. The corpse-eating cats didnt want just any bodies, explained Sara Garcia, lead author on the paper, which was published in the Journal of Forensic Sciences. Cats are picky eaters. Once they find a food that they like, theyll stick with it," she said in the study Even though there were 40 corpses to choose from in the body farm, each cat kept coming back to the same body, proving their weird, ironic, loyalty. = --- http://abload.de/img/pcgamingxtuvt.jpg https://imgur.com/9Yv0R2Z <cite>AsucaHayashi posted [p:933084979] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>https://www.mic.com/p/your-cat-would-eat-your-corpse-new-research-confirms-20517894 <quote>New research shows that, under the right circumstances, yes, your cat would eat your corpse. To be fair, the researchers who conducted the study werent trying to give cats a bad name. Instead, they were studying the effects of natural decomposition on human corpses at a body farm, a place where scientists study dead bodies, in Colorado. But when they looked at the overnight video footage was that local feral cats were squeezing in behind the fence and feasting on the decomposing bodies. The two cats came most nights for 35 days to feed, and they ate right down to the bone, the Washington Post reported. Say what you want about cats, but they get the job done. The corpse-eating cats didnt want just any bodies, explained Sara Garcia, lead author on the paper, which was published in the Journal of Forensic Sciences. Cats are picky eaters. Once they find a food that they like, theyll stick with it," she said in the study Even though there were 40 corpses to choose from in the body farm, each cat kept coming back to the same body, proving their weird, ironic, loyalty.</quote> = </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 01/17/20 1:42:59 PM #2:	Dog probably would too, they gotta eat something --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:933085010] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Dog probably would too, they gotta eat something </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJKirby 01/17/20 1:43:36 PM #3:	Animal wants meat what a shock --- Not changing this signature until Beyond Good and Evil 2 is in my hand. August 25th, 2010. <cite>SSJKirby posted [p:933085040] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Animal wants meat what a shock </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Silver Bearings 01/17/20 1:44:22 PM #4:	Under the right circumstances, you would also eat a human corpse. --- Silver Bearings 2020: Clear Vision for America <cite>Silver Bearings posted [p:933085078] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Under the right circumstances, you would also eat a human corpse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 01/17/20 1:44:41 PM #5:	dogs would eat your shit if given the chance --- https://i.imgtc.com/eMQvkRJ.png https://i.imgtc.ws/l86HyIt.png <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:933085093] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>dogs would eat your shit if given the chance </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 01/17/20 1:46:30 PM #6:	You ever have a cat randomly nibble you when you're sleeping or laying down? Theyre just checking, always waiting. <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:933085182] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>You ever have a cat randomly nibble you when you're sleeping or laying down? Theyre just checking, always waiting. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coh 01/17/20 1:49:35 PM #7:	Dogs will stay by their owners grave until they die Cats dgaf <cite>coh posted [p:933085324] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Dogs will stay by their owners grave until they die Cats dgaf </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notti 01/17/20 1:57:55 PM #8:	https://twitter.com/moxieswagger/status/1210665232810618881 --- https://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks https://RightWingWatch.org/ https://reddit.com/r/The_Mueller https://reddit.com/r/BreadTube https://youtube.com/ChadTheChud <cite>Notti posted [p:933085723] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/moxieswagger/status/1210665232810618881</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VandorLee 01/17/20 2:02:37 PM #10:	We have slaughterhouses....just sayin. --- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) <cite>VandorLee posted [p:933085932] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>We have slaughterhouses....just sayin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 01/17/20 2:03:52 PM #11:	It depends on the dog: https://www.newser.com/story/253759/dog-refused-to-leave-its-dead-owners-side-for-weeks.html https://metro.co.uk/2017/10/30/chihuahua-ate-his-dead-owner-to-stay-alive-7038018/ --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:933085989] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>It depends on the dog: https://www.newser.com/story/253759/dog-refused-to-leave-its-dead-owners-side-for-weeks.html https://metro.co.uk/2017/10/30/chihuahua-ate-his-dead-owner-to-stay-alive-7038018/ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 01/17/20 2:04:53 PM #12:	Aw good kitty --- These pretzels are making me thirsty! <cite>rexcrk posted [p:933086024] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Aw good kitty </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 01/17/20 2:05:43 PM #13:	CloneTheHero posted... only if theyre starving and you live alone. of course theyd eat you. theyre animals not intellectual souls with free will and thought. They are sentient beings with free will and thought and are much smarter than you think. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:933086057] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>CloneTheHero posted... </cite> <quote>only if theyre starving and you live alone. of course theyd eat you. theyre animals not intellectual souls with free will and thought.</quote> They are sentient beings with free will and thought and are much smarter than you think. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LostForest 01/17/20 2:06:08 PM #14:	Cats are shitty, more at 11. --- http://poorcouplesfoodguide.com <cite>LostForest posted [p:933086071] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Cats are shitty, more at 11. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackSheep715 01/17/20 2:06:41 PM #15:	Not my cat. He's a good boy. --- Paying more taxes to the government won't change the weather. <cite>BlackSheep715 posted [p:933086094] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Not my cat. He's a good boy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarthGoomba 01/17/20 2:16:09 PM #16:	feral cats My cat isn't feral, so this "research" is useless <cite>MarthGoomba posted [p:933086510] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote><quote>feral cats </quote> My cat isn't feral, so this "research" is useless</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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s0nicfan 01/17/20 2:18:03 PM #18:	MarthGoomba posted... My cat isn't feral, so this "research" is useless Is it a rescue? If so, it probably is. --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:933086586] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>MarthGoomba posted... </cite> <quote>My cat isn't feral, so this "research" is useless</quote> Is it a rescue? If so, it probably is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Feetish 01/17/20 2:19:33 PM #19:	Carnivorous animals will do what carnivorous animals do to survive. --- Thots and players <cite>Feetish posted [p:933086649] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Carnivorous animals will do what carnivorous animals do to survive. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 01/17/20 2:29:09 PM #20:	This is common knowledge --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:933087071] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>This is common knowledge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Typhon 01/17/20 2:29:14 PM #21:	Wasn't this already widely known? My cousins ex wife spent nine days dead on her bedroom floor before she was found. Her cats had eaten most of her face and were starting on her arms. <cite>Typhon posted [p:933087079] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Wasn't this already widely known? My cousins ex wife spent nine days dead on her bedroom floor before she was found. Her cats had eaten most of her face and were starting on her arms. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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s0nicfan 01/17/20 3:00:22 PM #23:	Crono99 posted... Imagine the epitath on that guy's grave. Lived life to the fullest Was eaten by a chihuahua https://youtu.be/4zay94P-l0k --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:933088391] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Crono99 posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine the epitath on that guy's grave. Lived life to the fullest Was eaten by a chihuahua </quote> https://youtu.be/4zay94P-l0k </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 01/17/20 3:04:35 PM #24:	I'm pretty sure that my cat looks at me every morning and weighs in his head whether I'm worth letting live another day. I've made it this far but he's got high standards. Idk if I have the stamina to live up to them for the rest of his life. --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:933088584] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>I'm pretty sure that my cat looks at me every morning and weighs in his head whether I'm worth letting live another day. I've made it this far but he's got high standards. Idk if I have the stamina to live up to them for the rest of his life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 01/17/20 3:08:52 PM #25:	This doesn't prove that assertion. Randoms cats sneaking in to eat humans they never met bodies does not mean they will eat their owners. Hungry dogs would have ate those bodies as well if they could get in the building. Fyi, cats are smaller than dogs. <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:933088741] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>This doesn't prove that assertion. Randoms cats sneaking in to eat humans they never met bodies does not mean they will eat their owners. Hungry dogs would have ate those bodies as well if they could get in the building. Fyi, cats are smaller than dogs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 01/17/20 3:09:54 PM #26:	Crono99 posted... Imagine the epitath on that guy's grave. Lived life to the fullest Was eaten by a chihuahua Yo queiro, Taco Bell. <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:933088784] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Crono99 posted... </cite> <quote>Imagine the epitath on that guy's grave. Lived life to the fullest Was eaten by a chihuahua </quote> Yo queiro, Taco Bell. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anticyclonic 01/17/20 3:16:02 PM #27:	Who cares? I'll be dead. Might as well provide nourishment to a beloved companion. --- If this signature appears blue, you need to consider not doing whatever it is you're doing. <cite>Anticyclonic posted [p:933089054] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Who cares? I'll be dead. Might as well provide nourishment to a beloved companion. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
--Zero- 01/17/20 3:19:07 PM #28:	"Feral" click bait /endtopic --- SIGNATURE <cite>--Zero- posted [p:933089174] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>"Feral" click bait /endtopic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 01/17/20 3:24:10 PM #29:	I figure this is common knowledge but on the other hand I wonder what percentage of housecats could actually physically do it. They arent used to eating raw flesh. Im sure theyd try once they got desperate enough, but. --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:933089392] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>I figure this is common knowledge but on the other hand I wonder what percentage of housecats could actually physically do it. They arent used to eating raw flesh. Im sure theyd try once they got desperate enough, but. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thunder_Armor 01/17/20 3:26:50 PM #30:	Cats will eat any dead animal including other cats. They are programmed to. --- I should go. <cite>Thunder_Armor posted [p:933089509] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Cats will eat any dead animal including other cats. They are programmed to. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 01/17/20 8:13:05 PM #31:	Shablagoo posted... I figure this is common knowledge but on the other hand I wonder what percentage of housecats could actually physically do it. They arent used to eating raw flesh. Im sure theyd try once they got desperate enough, but. Unless your cat is strictly an indoor cat they are very used to eating raw flesh. <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:933101554] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted... </cite> <quote>I figure this is common knowledge but on the other hand I wonder what percentage of housecats could actually physically do it. They arent used to eating raw flesh. Im sure theyd try once they got desperate enough, but.</quote> Unless your cat is strictly an indoor cat they are very used to eating raw flesh. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 01/18/20 4:34:19 AM #32:	CloneTheHero posted... wrong. they operate on instinct.. they do not have free will. they do however have participatory will https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11998687 Cats have free will and as someone who owned a cat for 19 years I can confirm they do and are in fact very intelligent. --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:933117482] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>CloneTheHero posted... </cite> <quote>wrong. they operate on instinct.. they do not have free will. they do however have participatory will</quote> https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-11998687 Cats have free will and as someone who owned a cat for 19 years I can confirm they do and are in fact very intelligent. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evil_zombie11 01/18/20 4:36:37 AM #33:	Notti posted... https://twitter.com/moxieswagger/status/1210665232810618881 haha awww --- Yo wtf Probably lifting or running... <cite>evil_zombie11 posted [p:933117522] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Notti posted... </cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/moxieswagger/status/1210665232810618881</quote> haha awww </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Evening_Dragon 01/18/20 4:37:46 AM #34:	@CloneTheHero I'm not familiar with participatory will, and google isn't getting me results. I'm coming across participatory theory, from psychology, but that has nothing to do with this. Where's that term from? --- "A guy talking into the camera about politics? My favorite." - Phantom_Nook Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide <cite>Evening_Dragon posted [p:933117549] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>@CloneTheHero I'm not familiar with participatory will, and google isn't getting me results. I'm coming across participatory theory, from psychology, but that has nothing to do with this. Where's that term from? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 01/19/20 5:04:26 PM #35:	Your cats love you. They definitely arent waiting to scavenge your corpse. --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:933186350] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Your cats love you. They definitely arent waiting to scavenge your corpse. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wewillrocku 01/19/20 5:08:30 PM #36:	don't care --- The american prison system is a sorry mess but giving them game consoles isn't going to solve anything. Zurriah <cite>Wewillrocku posted [p:933186520] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>don't care </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 01/19/20 5:10:35 PM #37:	"What happened to aunt Helen?" "Cats ate her face, here Dewey knows more about it." --- Work in progress, please be patient. <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:933186614] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>"What happened to aunt Helen?" "Cats ate her face, here Dewey knows more about it." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 01/19/20 6:12:32 PM #38:	Based cats --- https://i.imgtc.ws/sQvRQV7.jpg https://imgtc.ws/i/lT4IPDD.png <cite>Doe posted [p:933189643] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Based cats </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notti 01/20/20 11:52:03 PM #39:	"I woke up to licking on my leg..." http://i.imgur.com/SOmgkZD.png "... I ain't dead yet!" --- https://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks https://RightWingWatch.org/ https://reddit.com/r/The_Mueller https://reddit.com/r/BreadTube https://youtube.com/ChadTheChud <cite>Notti posted [p:933254406] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>"I woke up to licking on my leg..." http://i.imgur.com/SOmgkZD.png "... I ain't dead yet!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man 01/21/20 12:16:42 AM #40:	Notti posted... https://twitter.com/moxieswagger/status/1210665232810618881 I want to adopt it! --- Water+Fall=Radiation. <cite>Mistere Man posted [p:933255217] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>Notti posted... </cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/moxieswagger/status/1210665232810618881</quote>I want to adopt it! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 01/21/20 12:19:35 AM #41:	yeah and I'd eat my cat if I was starving to death. she's fat as fuck circle of life, bitches --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:933255342] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>yeah and I'd eat my cat if I was starving to death. she's fat as fuck circle of life, bitches </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlingBling22947 01/22/20 6:29:55 PM #42:	. . . at least my corpse wont go to waste? --- When was the last time you heard your boy Nas rhyme? Never on schedule but always on time <cite>BlingBling22947 posted [p:933339457] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>. . . at least my corpse wont go to waste? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Notti 01/22/20 6:49:09 PM #44:	Hairistotle posted... Holy shit how grating I thought he was doing grate job begging for our love and attention. (or, according to OP, maybe just desperate for human flesh. hard to tell. I'd be willing to risk it) --- https://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks https://RightWingWatch.org/ https://reddit.com/r/The_Mueller https://reddit.com/r/BreadTube https://youtube.com/ChadTheChud <cite>Notti posted [p:933340372] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote> Holy shit how grating </quote> I thought he was doing grate job begging for our love and attention. (or, according to OP, maybe just desperate for human flesh. hard to tell. I'd be willing to risk it)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Notti 01/22/20 7:21:31 PM #46:	Hairistotle posted... The word you're looking for is "great" "Grating" means it sounds hella annoying No, I was too busy enjoying the kitten climbing the grate. --- https://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks https://RightWingWatch.org/ https://reddit.com/r/The_Mueller https://reddit.com/r/BreadTube https://youtube.com/ChadTheChud <cite>Notti posted [p:933341854] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>The word you're looking for is "great" "Grating" means it sounds hella annoying </quote> No, I was too busy enjoying the kitten climbing the grate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_SilverX 01/22/20 7:28:31 PM #48:	at least that pussy is gettin fed --- I support Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:933342177] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>at least that pussy is gettin fed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Notti 01/22/20 7:29:50 PM #49:	Hairistotle posted... Oh I see, you think this is what humor is I thought your initial post was you showing some humor. I overestimated you. --- https://youtube.com/TheYoungTurks https://RightWingWatch.org/ https://reddit.com/r/The_Mueller https://reddit.com/r/BreadTube https://youtube.com/ChadTheChud <cite>Notti posted [p:933342231] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>Oh I see, you think this is what humor is </quote> I thought your initial post was you showing some humor. I overestimated you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 01/22/20 7:30:54 PM #50:	By eating me, I will live on as part of Shmoopy Goopy. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:933342284] in Research c... [t:78339111]...</cite> <quote>By eating me, I will live on as part of Shmoopy Goopy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Research confirms your cat would eat your corpse if given the chance.