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Funkydog
01/07/20 3:03:00 PM
#52:


I shall not make one
And I shall never make one
So just leave me be.

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 3:08:35 PM
#53:


Funkydog posted...
I shall not make one
And shall never make one
So just leave me be.
You now have a curse.
Whatever you say is a haiku.
I hope you enjoy.

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Funkydog
01/07/20 3:12:05 PM
#54:


TimeSquid posted...
You now have a curse.
Whatever you say is a haiku.
I hope you enjoy.
I shall not enjoy
This is truly terrible
Why did this happen?

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DK9292
01/07/20 3:15:14 PM
#55:


No no no no no,
I will not make a haiku.
You cannot make me.

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DevsBro
01/07/20 3:20:10 PM
#56:


DK9292 posted...
No no no no no,
I will not make a haiku.
You cannot make me.
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

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DirkDiggles
01/07/20 3:39:09 PM
#57:


A haiku about me getting out of bed:

no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 4:28:06 PM
#58:


All of you! STOP THIS!
You all are disrespectful!
Stop this! Or else Ill...

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Umbreon
01/07/20 4:31:22 PM
#59:


Like the moon over
The day, my genius and brawn
Are lost on these fools.

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 4:55:37 PM
#60:


You are a dark type.
I would say Im a light type.
If it was a thing.

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DrizztLink
01/07/20 5:09:29 PM
#61:


This is a haiku.
Also this is a haiku.
Haiku in this bitch

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Mistere Man
01/07/20 6:48:10 PM
#62:


DevsBro posted...
People do these wrong
Haikus are about nature
Every single time
That is the old way
Haikus on nature are dull
Because nature sucks!

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DevsBro
01/07/20 7:53:01 PM
#63:


Here's how you Haiku
You have to mention nature
Hey look there's a tree

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Mistere Man
01/07/20 9:23:43 PM
#64:


There once was a frog
The frog saw a fly close by
Then the frog farted

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Cocytus
01/07/20 9:49:29 PM
#65:


DevsBro posted...
Here's how you Haiku
You have to mention nature
Hey look there's a tree
Being human is
Being in Nature like
We are talking now
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Mistere Man
01/07/20 10:18:57 PM
#66:


A quiet hilltop
The wind blew a gentle breeze
Somewhere a frog farts

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Mistere Man
01/07/20 10:31:15 PM
#67:


Brawndo for the plants!
Brawndo's its got what plants crave!
The electrolytes!

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Mistere Man
01/08/20 8:07:48 PM
#68:


Bump B U M P
Only four simple letters
With so much power.

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furb
01/08/20 8:10:14 PM
#69:


A haiku
I am making one for you
It is done

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Ricemills
01/08/20 8:13:46 PM
#70:


Roses are grey
and Violets are grey too
fuck im colorblind.

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VerisimiIitude
01/08/20 8:14:19 PM
#71:


Not sure what to say...
So here Ill make something up.
I hope its okay...

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TimeSquid
01/08/20 8:33:54 PM
#73:


furb posted...
A haiku
I am making one for you
It is done
Your haiku is wrong.
Fix it NOW or pay the price.
The price of your life.


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TimeSquid
01/08/20 8:35:13 PM
#74:


VerisimiIitude posted...
Not sure what to say...
So here Ill make something up.
I hope its okay...
It is kinda good.
But try to add this and that...
And theres a haiku.

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DevsBro
01/08/20 9:39:30 PM
#75:


Plants are everywhere
Birds are singing in the trees
I wish they'd shut up

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Mistere Man
01/08/20 10:06:07 PM
#76:


The sounds of breaking
from in the room a man screams
SERENITY NOW!

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Ricemills
01/08/20 11:03:17 PM
#77:


my post number is
number seventy seven
i guess that's something

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Mistere Man
01/08/20 11:13:20 PM
#78:


Snow natures dandruff
it falls blanketing the ground
nature needs shampoo

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Cocytus
01/09/20 7:36:16 AM
#79:


It's morning time now
Waiting to get my coffee
And now off to work
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WilliamPorygon
01/09/20 7:53:22 AM
#80:


Sonic the Hedgehog
Left Sally unsatisfied
He's gotta go fast

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Mistere Man
01/09/20 7:54:53 AM
#81:


A strong stout young tree
long in years if left to be
a chainsaw revs up

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Ricemills
01/09/20 7:58:46 AM
#82:


DevsBro posted...
People do these wrong
Haikus are about nature
Every single time

you're technically right
but the people does not care
and they used senryu.

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Mistere Man
01/09/20 8:04:48 AM
#83:


A sweet morning bird
sings its happy morning song
someone get my gun

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TimeSquid
01/09/20 8:09:19 AM
#84:


WilliamPorygon posted...
Sonic the Hedgehog
Left Sally unsatisfied
He's gotta go fast
Pfffff

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TimeSquid
01/09/20 8:10:26 AM
#85:


I am 13 now
Still never had a girlfriend
I am heartbroken.

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Mistere Man
01/09/20 8:15:06 AM
#86:


TimeSquid posted...
I am 13 now
Still never had a girlfriend
I am heartbroken.
Love is in the air
everywhere you look around
so go sniff loves farts

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Far-Queue
01/09/20 8:21:25 AM
#87:


a foreign tingling
please don't remove that finger
it feels so damn good

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DevsBro
01/09/20 8:27:58 AM
#88:


TimeSquid posted...
I am 13 now
Still never had a girlfriend
I am heartbroken.
lmao

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Cocytus
01/09/20 2:12:20 PM
#89:


Thursday afternoon
The work day is almost done
Thank God for everything
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Ricemills
01/09/20 4:20:30 PM
#90:


Redd White of Blue Corp
he is the true culprit of
Mia Fey's murder.

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Wewillrocku
01/09/20 4:24:53 PM
#91:


i am a haiku
now you see me, now you don't.
to the next topic!

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TimeSquid
01/09/20 4:35:17 PM
#92:


Wewillrocku posted...
i am a haiku
now you see me, now you don't.
to the next topic!
I will follow you,
To the rumored next topic.
You can not escape.

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Alkaloid
01/09/20 4:39:35 PM
#93:


Hey! Listen! Watch out!
Navi shrieks, her voice rising
Like Link's blood pressure

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Ricemills
01/09/20 4:44:31 PM
#94:


is this a real life
or is this a fantasy
caught in a landslide....

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Wewillrocku
01/09/20 5:28:43 PM
#95:


arthritis, indeed.
creaking joints of mine that move
like mecha godzil.

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Quorthon109
01/09/20 7:57:37 PM
#96:


I must shit at once
but not a toilet in sight...
and these were new pants

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Wewillrocku
01/09/20 7:58:58 PM
#97:


if only i lived
beyond the year one hundred
with arthritis cured.

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Gobstoppers12
01/09/20 7:59:32 PM
#98:


I press "Control F"
"It's snowing on Mount Fuji"
No results. Sadness.

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Cocytus
01/10/20 4:23:40 PM
#99:


Eight more minutes with
These stupid kids that I have
To teach. I can't wait
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TimeSquid
01/10/20 4:44:36 PM
#100:


Cocytus posted...
Eight more minutes with
These stupid kids that I have
To teach. I can't wait
I feel bad for you
What grades are they in, huh?
I hope they arent brats.

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Mistere Man
01/10/20 6:29:29 PM
#101:


Cocytus posted...
Eight more minutes with
These stupid kids that I have
To teach. I can't wait
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l5lY8GgxKCY&t=3

What not a haiku?
Well I dont know what to say
I hear teaching sucks

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Cocytus
01/11/20 10:47:32 AM
#102:


Saturday morning
Gotta go to the doctor today
I hope this goes well

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