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Cocytus
01/07/20 12:16:16 PM
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Or are you afraid?
To show CE your feelings,
Or some other things?
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TimeSquid
01/07/20 12:17:36 PM
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An ocean voyage.
As waves break over the bow.
The sea welcomes me.

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ChrisTaka
01/07/20 12:21:55 PM
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I like big asses
They fill me with hope and joy
boobs are nice as well

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ZevLoveDOOM
01/07/20 12:24:02 PM
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Life is suffering
Were all gonna die anyway
You cant escape it
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ChrisTaka
01/07/20 12:25:43 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
Life is suffering
Were all gonna die no matter what
You cant escape it

A little too many syllables my guy

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 12:26:50 PM
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BlueMage279 posted...
TC tried his best
to make a viral topic
but we hate TC
Best one in the topic


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NotYou
01/07/20 12:27:07 PM
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First five syllables
Then all the way to seven
And then back to five
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ChrisTaka
01/07/20 12:28:23 PM
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NotYou posted...
First five syllables
Then all the way to seven
And then back to five

This is so clever that it almost feels copied and pasted

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ThanksUglyGod
01/07/20 12:29:09 PM
#10:


Haikus are stupid
And are so easy to write
What a waste of time!
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DeathDeathSong
01/07/20 12:30:21 PM
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but i dont want to
haikus are a waste of time
get better taste, man

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Mistere Man
01/07/20 12:35:57 PM
#12:


What is a Haiku?
Seriously I dont know?
Please someone tell me?

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Alkaloid
01/07/20 12:37:23 PM
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One sultry summer,
Sammy and Sally tried sex.
Sally's dad walked in...


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TimeSquid
01/07/20 12:37:54 PM
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Look at all these haikus.
There all way better than mine.
Can someone help me?

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 12:38:11 PM
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Alkaloid posted...
One sultry summer,
Sammy and Sally tried sex.
Sally's dad walked in...
Rofl

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DrizztLink
01/07/20 12:40:12 PM
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Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 12:41:03 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
:D

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Mistere Man
01/07/20 12:47:01 PM
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TimeSquid posted...
Look at all these haikus.
There all way better than mine.
Can someone help me?
First remove the all
second there is no second
otherwise its fine

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 12:49:22 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
First remove the all
second there is no second
otherwise its fine
Thank you for the help.
You seem to be very smart.
What is your username?

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Mistere Man
01/07/20 12:51:16 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
This is truly great!
Like the work of a master!
You have a great gift.

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Mistere Man
01/07/20 12:55:29 PM
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TimeSquid posted...
Thank you for the help.
You seem to be very smart.
What is your username?
Its Mistere Man
Pronounced just like Mystery
Thank you for asking.

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IShall_Run_Amok
01/07/20 1:27:07 PM
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I like Vincent Price
He's great in that mouse movie
Where he sings a song

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OfDustandBone
01/07/20 1:32:52 PM
#23:


Make a haiku, huh?
Well, what if I don't want to?
Haikus are lame, dude.
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TimeSquid
01/07/20 1:38:00 PM
#24:


OfDustandBone posted...
Make a haiku, huh?
Well, what if I don't want to?
Haikus are stupid, dude.
Dont try me like that!
Haikus are really cool; dude.
Thumbs up to basho.

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 1:39:30 PM
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OfDustandBone posted...
Make a haiku, huh?
Well, what if I don't want to?
Haikus are stupid, dude.
Also the last sentence has too many syllables.

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 1:43:22 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
Its Mistere Man
Pronounced just like Mystery
Thank you for asking.
No problem. Your cool!
Good job making these haikus.
Basho would be proud.

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OfDustandBone
01/07/20 1:44:26 PM
#27:


TimeSquid posted...
Also the last sentence has too many syllables.

Damn it. I thought I counted. Editing now.
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TimeSquid
01/07/20 1:45:51 PM
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OfDustandBone posted...
Damn it. I thought I counted. Editing now.
Make sure to fix it.
Everyone makes mistakes, guy.
I hope you improved.

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 1:47:59 PM
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Message Deleted?!
I hate whoever did this!
They will surely pay.

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Mistere Man
01/07/20 1:48:40 PM
#31:


TimeSquid posted...
No problem. Your cool!
Good job making these haikus.
Basho would be proud.
I will be honest
This is not easy for me
I cant keep this up

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 1:50:21 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
I will be honest
This is not easy for me
I cant keep this up
I am sure you can.
Look at me- making all these.
And I just started.

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 1:52:04 PM
#34:


JustMyOpinion posted...
I am the best post
er on CE. The bestest.
Best best best best best.
This haiku is bad...
You could do way better, guy.
You disappoint me.

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Mistere Man
01/07/20 2:01:29 PM
#36:


JustMyOpinion posted...
I am the best post
er on CE. The bestest.
Best best best best best.

TimeSquid posted...
This haiku is bad...
You could do way better, guy.
You disappoint me.

Most likely a joke
Like impersonating Trump
If Trump made Haikus

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 2:03:50 PM
#37:


JustMyOpinion posted...
Kid, shut the fuck up.
My haiku is the best here.
I'm the best poster.
Dude, how old are you?
You act like an 8 year old.
You are immature.

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 2:05:45 PM
#38:


Mistere Man posted...
Most likely a joke
Like impersonating Trump
If Trump made Haikus
I hate trump so much!
World war three will be his fault.
Somebody Help me!

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 2:07:46 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Whose alt is TimeSquid?
And why is he shitposting?
I have marked your post.
PAUSE
I actually am an alt myself. My account, Diamond_Of_Time, is currently blocked. Im not a shit poster.

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masterpug53
01/07/20 2:08:45 PM
#41:


I am so sorry!
Something struck me in the rear
And...I wound up...here?

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Ranting Nord
01/07/20 2:09:07 PM
#42:


My favorite:

Haiku's are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 2:12:13 PM
#43:


I am very mad.
Someone has reported me.
I will get revenge.

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Mistere Man
01/07/20 2:15:17 PM
#45:


TimeSquid posted...
I hate trump so much!
World war three will be his fault.
Somebody Help me!
What will be will be
Living in fear is not good
Live in the moment

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Mistere Man
01/07/20 2:18:56 PM
#46:


Ranting Nord posted...
My favorite:

Haiku's are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.
Ok that is great!
I can see why you like it
Truly laugh worthy

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 2:25:20 PM
#47:


JustMyOpinion posted...
Simmer down now, kid
There's no need to be upset
It's a dying board.
My name is not kid.
If you must, call me DOT.
Please dont call me kid.


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Accolon
01/07/20 2:25:24 PM
#48:


Rip man fan all day
Now vegy says she's ready
All these cucks and chads

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Mistere Man
01/07/20 2:51:21 PM
#49:


I had lots of fun
Thank you for this great topic
I have to go now

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DevsBro
01/07/20 2:56:24 PM
#50:


People do these wrong
Haikus are about nature
Every single time

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TimeSquid
01/07/20 2:59:27 PM
#51:


DevsBro posted...
People do these wrong
Haikus are about nature
Every single time
You are not so fun.
Haikus are about thoughts, dude.
Dont be a boomer.

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