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squee
01/03/20 3:53:22 PM
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Young children are children aged 9 or younger
This can happen 10 times per day with a 50% chance of happening each time she sees a child in person so in theory if she has seen ten kids in person and hasn't screamed, she won't scream at all for the remainder of the day. The "day" is the standard 24 hours in a day.

You and all people aged 18 or over will hear her scream violently and unintelligibly when she sees a child aged 9 or under.
However, to anyone aged 9 or under, it will be as though she is saying very kind things in a loving voice and the children will smile and act happy.
Children aged 9-18 simply see her as making baby talk but are indifferent.

The problem is she doesn't understand what's wrong as like the young kids, she thinks she's being kind and nice to them.

Loopholes would include things like telling her when a child is approaching so she can look away or close her eyes. The problem is since she's being nice in her mind, she won't want to do this.
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squee
01/03/20 7:21:25 PM
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Sad_Face
01/03/20 7:23:34 PM
#3:


WTF no my god why you ask that holy fucking shit

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YoshitoKikuchi
01/04/20 12:58:58 AM
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Nah

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Irony
01/04/20 12:59:28 AM
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I hate kids so I'm down

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Shotgunnova
01/04/20 1:11:38 AM
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squee posted...
she thinks she's being kind and nice to them.
lmao

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squee
01/04/20 11:11:15 PM
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Up
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squee
01/05/20 12:49:08 AM
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pls
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au_gold
01/05/20 12:52:13 AM
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So, the perfect girl then?

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SmidgeIsntBack
01/05/20 12:57:04 AM
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I also scream at the children for not being ungrateful for my wife's kindness

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MrMallard
01/05/20 12:58:42 AM
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Then she isn't a perfect girl, she's fucking psychotic.

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_Matchabuu_
01/05/20 12:58:57 AM
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Irony posted...
I hate kids so I'm down


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Nacen
01/05/20 1:39:56 AM
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hot

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Ilishe
01/07/20 4:51:21 AM
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Can she be employed at a kindergarten? Please?

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Yadoken
01/07/20 5:01:15 AM
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This sounds like fiction

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