Poll of the Day > Let's make some haikus

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trodi_911
12/31/19 7:47:42 AM
#1:


I've been watching Nichijou
In the English Dub

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Action53
12/31/19 7:55:32 AM
#2:


I see you riding
Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like haiku

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Sarcasthma
12/31/19 8:39:01 AM
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GreenKnight127
12/31/19 9:05:20 AM
#4:


Sunglasses can help
But the light always sneaks in
We are cave people

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trodi_911
12/31/19 10:35:08 AM
#6:


Action53 posted...
I see you riding
Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like haiku
My mouth does not move
How do I even respond
My mind has been blown

Sarcasthma posted...


I don't understand
What are you trying to say
I can't read moon runes

GreenKnight127 posted...
Sunglasses can help
But the light always sneaks in
We are cave people
Dank, dark, dingy cave
The internet must suck there
I don't envy you


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GreenKnight127
12/31/19 10:45:14 AM
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trodi_911 posted...
Dank, dark, dingy cave
The internet must suck there
I don't envy you

Internet is great
Endless supply of titties
I am free to fap

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trodi_911
12/31/19 1:02:03 PM
#8:


Some haikus before bed
I should really go to sleep
It is 4 AM

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Although I don't drink
I'll wish you a great New Year
Friendship is Magic

GreenKnight127 posted...
Internet is great
Endless supply of titties
I am free to fap
Whoa there my good man
You need to control yourself
Booty trumps boobies

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Lokarin
12/31/19 1:07:38 PM
#9:


Christmas Steam Sale
too many games to choose from
Perpetually

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GreenKnight127
12/31/19 5:05:53 PM
#10:


trodi_911 posted...
Whoa there my good man
You need to control yourself
Booty trumps boobies

Booties are quite nice
But dem titties produce milk
Does a body good

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slacker03150
12/31/19 5:10:46 PM
#11:


https://youtu.be/K7-2_gUuWK4

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trodi_911
12/31/19 11:46:36 PM
#12:


Lokarin posted...
Christmas Steam Sale
too many games to choose from
Perpetually
Many games on sale
Market ripe with great titles
My wallet is void

GreenKnight127 posted...
Booties are quite nice
But dem titties produce milk
Does a body good
Milk is delicious
Know that a peach is sweeter
Firm or soft, they're great

slacker03150 posted...
https://youtu.be/K7-2_gUuWK4
Girl's hearts are fickle
To make mistakes is human
Sokka did well though

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GreenKnight127
01/01/20 10:47:54 AM
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trodi_911 posted...
Milk is delicious
Know that a peach is sweeter
Firm or soft, they're great

Milk is also sweet
She just needs the right diet
Suck doze titties, boi

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trodi_911
01/01/20 2:21:51 PM
#14:


GreenKnight127 posted...
Milk is also sweet
She just needs the right diet
Suck doze titties, boi
In time, milk spoils
The booty claps forever
I want to eat ass

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GreenKnight127
01/01/20 6:19:44 PM
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trodi_911 posted...
In time, milk spoils
The booty claps forever
I want to eat ass

Titties nourish life
Booties are shit factories
Unsanitary

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trodi_911
01/02/20 1:38:12 AM
#16:


GreenKnight127 posted...
Titties nourish life
Booties are shit factories
Unsanitary
Breasts are for babies
Babies are shit factories
The booty is king

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trodi_911
01/02/20 11:53:32 PM
#18:


PyroBlade1985 posted...
How dare you. >(
Your response is wrong
You should write it in haiku
I'm disappointed

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zebatov
01/03/20 12:19:13 AM
#19:


I wrote a haiku
It was about Trudeaus dick
He does not have one

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