Current Events > If Donald Trump declared war with Canada would you enlist?

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Guns_of_Verdun
12/29/19 6:35:24 PM
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War is declared over the removal of his cameo in Home Alone 2.

And the US army is heavily pushing a new propaganda campaign for recruitment.

Basically that opening scene in Fallout 1.

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Umbreon
12/29/19 6:39:08 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aaZhJ6w9C_4

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Guns_of_Verdun
12/29/19 6:42:23 PM
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Colorahdo
12/29/19 6:42:45 PM
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The us taking over Canada is pretty much the only way I could live there, and I wish I did

They really don't want Americans invading via immigration, it's super hard

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Antifar
12/29/19 6:43:44 PM
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Why would I do that?
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rodu_jr
12/29/19 6:49:08 PM
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He was removed in 2014
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Guns_of_Verdun
12/29/19 7:02:38 PM
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rodu_jr posted...
He was removed in 2014
Yeah but Barmy Obama was in charge then and he was too little and scared and made America look weak by not retaliating. Very bad for the country.

Trump is so intelligent, ask anyone, and he knows that taking actions is good for the nation.

As such we have no choice but to blow up Calgary with 17 nukes and then send land forces to take Toronto. It's clear.

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Guns_of_Verdun
12/29/19 7:06:13 PM
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Crono99 posted...
You need 17 nukes to blow up a city? Where the fuck do you buy your nukes, the dollar store?
Trump has the best nukes, believe me, when he took office the army was like "We don't have enough nukes and nukes are weak thanks to the democrats" but Trump was like "That's okay America isn't like that anymore, we're going to have a strong army again" and did things, good things, very powerful things, using his big brain to get America big effective nukes again. Very good for the nation

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Fossil
12/29/19 7:08:50 PM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
Trump has the best nukes, believe me, when he took office the army was like "We don't have enough nukes and nukes are weak thanks to the democrats" but Trump was like "That's okay America isn't like that anymore, we're going to have a strong army again" and did things, good things, very powerful things, using his big brain to get America big effective nukes again. Very good for the nation
hahahaha
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Medussa
12/29/19 7:10:35 PM
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maybe. but I'm not sure if Canada accepts foreign soldiers

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TheAwesomeMatt
12/29/19 7:14:40 PM
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Colorahdo posted...
The us taking over Canada is pretty much the only way I could live there, and I wish I did

They really don't want Americans invading via immigration, it's super hard

I emigrated to Canada, it's fairly simple for any educated western person to move to Canada.

As for the topic, half of the states wants to remove Donald from the white house, I don't think most people give a fuck if he's removed from a movie?

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Colorahdo
12/29/19 10:41:17 PM
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TheAwesomeMatt posted...
I emigrated to Canada, it's fairly simple for any educated western person to move to Canada.

As for the topic, half of the states wants to remove Donald from the white house, I don't think most people give a fuck if he's removed from a movie?

What's your profession?

I was told I'd have to have my future employer prove I was doing a job a Canadian couldn't do, and even though I was more highly qualified than every other applicant they couldn't hire me

I could get a work visa, but no chance of immigration

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Politics
12/29/19 10:42:42 PM
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I have an uncle (Grandfathers brother) who used to unironically want the US to invade Canada and would spend time carefully explaining how and why.

This guy is also a huge Trump supporter too who thought Hillary Clinton would be in jail by now so there's that >_>

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JKRowling
12/29/19 10:44:33 PM
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Proto_Spark
12/29/19 11:14:47 PM
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Yeah, but I'm Canadian so it'd not bee so helpful for you guys. Or maybe more helpful because I'm probably in no condition to be a decent soldier
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JBaLLEN66
12/29/19 11:20:29 PM
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Colorahdo posted...
The us taking over Canada is pretty much the only way I could live there, and I wish I did

They really don't want Americans invading via immigration, it's super hard

lol

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Stagmar
12/29/19 11:29:09 PM
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I wouldnt be accepted, but Id sign up to defend my country.

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cjsdowg
12/29/19 11:31:06 PM
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I would for Canada .

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Guns_of_Verdun
12/30/19 3:43:20 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
I would for Canada .
Traitor

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Collat
12/30/19 4:05:01 AM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
As such we have no choice but to blow up Calgary with 17 nukes and then send land forces to take Toronto. It's clear.
I like how it's a conservative city that is targeted first.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
12/30/19 4:12:06 AM
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Are we really that short on troops?

Most guys I know have been cut or released for whatever bullshit reason.

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TheAwesomeMatt
12/30/19 2:29:41 PM
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Colorahdo posted...
What's your profession?

I was told I'd have to have my future employer prove I was doing a job a Canadian couldn't do, and even though I was more highly qualified than every other applicant they couldn't hire me

I could get a work visa, but no chance of immigration

Much easier to apply for permanent residence through express entry than to get hired from overseas.

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SauI_Goodman
12/30/19 2:30:25 PM
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nah cause douchey mcdoucheface would ban exporting beer and hockey to the usa.
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thrashmetal14
12/30/19 2:30:33 PM
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Colorahdo posted...
The us taking over Canada is pretty much the only way I could live there, and I wish I did

They really don't want Americans invading via immigration, it's super hard

Thats pretty racist of them
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JKRowling
12/30/19 2:33:29 PM
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thrashmetal14 posted...


Thats pretty racist of them


They even turned down an African-American who applied for refugee status in Canada due to racist American cops or something.
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BilalPowell
12/30/19 3:05:29 PM
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We should just invade to steal their resources and leave their people.

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anth0ny
12/30/19 3:11:51 PM
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this is the one issue that would get me to vote

" Donnie 4 Presie Part 2: XTREME"


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Guns_of_Verdun
12/31/19 1:08:23 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
We should just invade to steal their resources and leave their people.
So again like Fallout

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JKRowling
12/31/19 4:09:34 PM
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We should clear a path to Alaska too, so it doesnt feel so lonely way up there.
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Sayoria
12/31/19 4:12:18 PM
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Yeah, probably to help Canada.

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Guns_of_Verdun
01/01/20 4:32:42 AM
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JKRowling posted...
We should clear a path to Alaska too, so it doesnt feel so lonely way up there.
So again like Fallout

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bknight
01/01/20 4:57:08 AM
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I would enlist in space force to pilot a Gundam.
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Purple_Cheetah
01/01/20 6:02:42 AM
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"Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States."

Probably one of my favorites bits of Canadian Bacon.
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