Poll of the Day > Epic Character Battles of History PoTD version!!!

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Here are the rules. You decide who fights. Post 2 characters (heroes, villians, politicians you name it) that have somewhat equal power levels. They don't need to be exact because of random chance/fate, but it will be dull if you do something like Twiggy from Buck rogers vs Superman.

I will then roll a 20 sided dice for each character, this determines luck and opportunity for them, and can have a drastic effect. The effect is larger the bigger the difference between them, and magnified greatly for rolls of 1 and 20.

In the above example a Twiggy that rolls an 18 vs a superman that rolls a 4, would probably have just found this strange glowing green rock that negates most of supermans powers and weaken him significantly. In the case of a 20 by twiggy and a 1 by superman, twiggy will actually be wielding a laser gun that is powered by kryptonite. So anyone can win a fight, but outside of extreme luck, if a character is greatly stronger, they will win.

I will create and write a battle based on the dice roles and research I do into the characters. I will show the dice rolls at the end of the battle as well. When possible I will attempt to add humor as well:)

So who will fight? Who will reign supreme!! Let the PoTD Epic Character Battles START!!!!!

Perhaps if there is enough contestants we can have battle offs eventually for an ultimate champion:)

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Solid Snake vs. Jason Bourne
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Iron Fist vs Liu Kang

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Goku vs Batman

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yugi moto vs air bud

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Matt LeBlanc vs RoboCop

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Homer Simpson vs Tom Nook

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lihlih posted...

Solid Snake vs. Jason Bourne

Jason entered the Arena ready for anything, this was it, he was finally gonna get a chance to be on Jimmy Kimmle, all he had to do was win this fight. The arena was barren just dust and debree from previous battles laying around, oh....and one lone cardboard box??

Jason was a master of using random items as lethal weapons, so whatever was in that cardboard box could be very useful indeed. As he approached the box, he noticed something strange, smoke was coming out from inside the box!! Maybe it was an explosive?

Jason kept his distance pulled out a gun and fired into the cardboard box repeatedly. A strange exclamation mark appeared over the box out of nowhere and from inside the box a large man exploded out, with a cig in his lips, he coughed a few times (seeming to shrug off the bullets like they were nothing) and said "Hey I was just taking a smoke break!!!"

This was his opponent? This guy who failed so badly at stealth he took a cig break while in a cardboard box? Jason laughed and pulled out a pair of knives while running towards snake.

Snake shrugged, tossed his cig, and didn't even bother pulling a weapon. When Jason got close snake blocked both attacks with such force he dislocated both of Jason's arms and then Snake leaned forward and whispered in Jason's ear "I got a message from Kimmel for you". Snake ignored Jasons feeble kick, barely even noticing it.

Snake kicked out Jason's right knee causing him to crumble to the ground in pain, no longer able to support his own weight.

Snake "Kimmel apologizes, but he says he won't have time for you on the show tonight", Snake stomped down on Jason's other knee as he writhed in agony on the ground. Snake "or for that matter any other night".

Snake turned and started to walk away but, casually, tossed a knife up into the air as he did, that landed deep in Jason's guts, causing an extremely slow and painful death as the audience watched and cheered.

Snake pulled out his phone, dialed Kimmel and said "It's done" and left.

Snake 18, Jason 4

Minor reasoning

I did research on both (I have watched the first few Jason movies, and I played a few MEtal gear games as well).

Snake was mentioned to have superior strength able to take insanely strong blows and keep going, and be able to trade blows/fight with super powered enemies. Both were very capable in combat but Snake had superior strength, speed and durability. In addition, he rolled WAY better, with a huge distance between them in both power and chance/luck roll, it all went Snake's way. Sorry the first one wasn't a closer fight.

I gotta go get some food so I'll do another when I get back:)


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Sun Wukong vs Ronald McDonald

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Also, please don't go off of the shitty Netflix version of Iron Fist. He can do more than punch hard.

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Agent 47 vs John Wick

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Damn, I thought it was going to be way closer.
Can I nominate another one?

If yes, Eva unit 1(that's the one Shinji rides, right?) Vs. Burning Gundam

Edit: I had no idea Eva was like more than double the height. I change my nomination to Burning Gundam vs. Dai-Guard. Dai-Guard is still taller than Burning Gundam(had no idea Gundams were so fucking small), but the height difference is much smaller between these 2.
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Goku vs a slightly larger but otherwise identical Goku

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The start of the tournament is finally here. The largest crowds as always show up to watch Liu Kang, the winner of all previous tournaments. This time he will fight a new opponent, one that has not been seen before, the Immortal Iron Fist!!

Both opponents enter the area, and the crowd becomes totally silent.

Danny is ready for this battle, he has studied his opponent, and his predecessor has donated his chi to help make him powerful enough to compete.

Focusing on his Chi, Danny runs towards Lui Kang feeling his fist start to glow and strength flow through his entire body. Danny does a flying kick towards Lui Kang, but just before contact, Lui dissapears in a puff of fire, and danny connects with nothing.

He turns around quickly, but Lui is nowhere near him, he seems to be studying Danny, and this causes Iron fist to feel a chill in his heart. Something is not right here, something feels........wrong. Danny feels a tug in his chest, like his power is being pulled out of him, it's strong, but with the gained chi, he is able to resist it, but he knows he must end this fight quickly.

Rushing forward Iron fist lets loose a flurry of attacks at Lui Kang, his hand glowing with power, his strikes should be almost unstoppable, but Lui Kang just dodges the attacks, not even bothering to block. Lui Kang grabs his nunchucks and in a quick strike hits Iron fist on the head briefly stunning him.

When Iron fist recovers, Lui Kang is gone again, but this time he re-appears from the side and does a cartwheel kicked followed by windmill punches to Iron fists face and body. Even with his added stamina and endurance Iron fist is gravely hurt by this assult, but he pulls on his inner strength focusing his Chi and just as Lui is about to hit him again, unleashes a massive punch, not where Lui is, but where Lui will be.

The hit connects as there is no way to dodge a blow that is aimed at the future, and Lui Kang flies across the arena, slamming into the wall. Lui Kang slowly stands and glares across the arena at Iron fist.

Danny feels the pull again, stronger this time, and while he mostly resists, he can feel some of his Chi being siphoned off. Across the arena Lui creates a large fireball that he sends towards Iron fist, running behind it as well.

Iron fist attempts to dodge the fireball, but it seems to seek his Chi and follow him, there is no escape, at the last second he focuses his chi on defense and blocks as much of his body as he can with his fist. It is not enough, Iron fist receives serious burns across his whole body and his clothes are in tatters. Following up the blast Lui Kang appears wielding two chains, which he wraps around Iron fist.

Danny can not resist the drain now, he feels all his extra Chi flowing away, but there is a hole, and opening in his chi where he accepted the extra, and through that hole, Lui Kang drains all of Danny's Chi as well, leaving a withered husk lying on the floor.

Lui kang raises up and transforms into a dragon, flying out of the arena, another victory added to his many.

Lui Kang rolled an 8.....pretty bad and could have made a difference....but Iron fist rolled a 3, which even though only 5 lower is still REALLY low, so the odds/random factors were strongly against him. In addition on research while danny can heal faster with his chi, can enhance his strength endurance etc, most of those are natural abilities of Lui Kang (who is undead and doesn't even actually need to heal). Lui Kang can teleport, transform, turn into fire, take over people, age people etc etc. It would have been hard to figure out how to make Iron fist win to be honest.

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Just a heads up lol...........I just rolled for the batman vs goku fight.

Batman rolled a 1 and Goku rolled a 13.

I kinda wish it had been the reverse.

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Bruce was heading back to the mansion after quickly visiting a friend in town. Suddenly a short spikey haired dude appeared in front of him.

Goku "Hi, your batman!! I heard you beat superman and I enjoyed my fight with him a ton, too bad about his sun. Anyway lets fight!!!"

Bruce was very surprised and responded "I am not Batman, who told you that?"

Goku "Look, I was almost fooled by your extremely low power levels, but I know it's you. Power up so we can fight!!"

Bruce "Again, I am not Batman!!"

Goku "Fine, I'll just force you to power up".

Goku in non-powered up form, throws his weakest possible punch at Batman, and literally knocks his head off.

Goku "Whoops......maybe he wasn't Batman after all? My bad"

Goku teleports away looking for someone who can give him a real challenge, and also for something they call frozen yogurt, it sounds intriguing.

Batman might have had some chance if he had any luck or opportunity to research Goku (at least using the suit he used to fight superman for instance), but due to extremely bad timing and chance, he was actually caught with no gadgets at all, and wiped out without any real chance to defend himself. So ends the legacy of the bat.

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Yugi Moto entered the arena ready for a hard fight. He knew this was for keeps, the last few fights had been lethal and fast. He was ready for anything.

Across the arena from him was a cute golden retriever, just sitting there with it's tongue hanging out.

Yugi was cautious, this was probably a shape shifter or alien dog, he approached slowly.

Air bud let out a bark and it's tail started to wag. It looked up at Yuki with big loving eyes as if begging to be petted.

Yugi could not resist, he rushed forward bent down and started to pet Buddy on the head.

Buddy's tail wagged a mile a minute and it started to lick Yugi's face. The battle was over and both of them won. They were friends now forever.

Both were disqualified from the tournament for not killing each other, but neither cared, they had found a friend for life.

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Matt did not know how he got into this. Jimmy invited him to some dumb party and when he didn't show, the next morning he woke up in the waiting room for these tournaments. Damn Kimmle, always getting the last word. Walking into the arena was intimidating, he was an actor, not a fighter.

Across the arena from him was this large robot...wait.....cyborg?.......metalic something. It looked dangerous.

Mat called out "How you doin?"

Robocop replied "Give up and I will end you quickly. Your assistance would be appreciated".

Robocop then aimed it's gun directly at Mat and fired......but.....the gun jammed!!

This had never happened before, in fact, he also never missed, Murphy was confused, but proceeded to stomp
towards Mat

Mat screamed like a little girl and started to run away, and while he might not be as fast in a straight line, he seemed to be able to stay ahead of Robocop as long as he followed the outside of the Arena.

Robocop "Stop running or I will shoot you"

Matt was getting winded and had no idea what to do, but he saw something on the side of the arena, it was a kiosk!!!

Running up to it, he saw that it contained a variety of weapons, all of which cost exactly one dollar!!

Mat saw a large rocket launcher and exclaimed "I'll buy that for a dollar" and preceded to do so.

Luckily for mat it was one of those new fangled already loaded and ready to shoot rocket launchers, so he just turned around, aimed at Robocop and fired.

Boom, Direct hit, Robocop went flying back and crashed into the wall, on arm hung loose with sparks flying out of it, but his other arm was still fine. His metal mask also was dislodged and you could see Murphy's singed fance grimcing at the light.

Murphy "You will pay for that"

Murphy lifted up his arm that still worked and a gun was suddenly in it, he aimed and fired, and this time the bullets flew true, pounding into Matt, starting in his chest and working up to his head, leaving nothing but a bloody mess behind.

Robocop slowly gained his feet, but his right arm fell to the ground. He bent, picked i up and trudged out of the arena. That Kimmel better hold up his part of the bargain and introduce him to Jennifer, murphy was sure they would be good friends.

Matt rolled a 10 and Robo a 5 btw

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Tom had a fortune riding on this battle so he had to win. Of course, considering all the losers so far also ended up dead, that was motivation as well. As he entered the arena he saw across the way a fairly fat bald dude eating a box of doughnuts.........this should be easy he though.

Tom came prepared, he didn't just sell decorations etc, he was also in the arms business, he pulled out a sniper rifle, got down low and aimed at Simpson. "Take this you over grown ape" Tom said as he pulled the trigger.

*Ping!* the bullet bounded off homers skull and........shattered the donut in his hand!!!!!!

Homer simpson stood up, and growled "Who.........Who broke my donut!!!?!!!!"

Tom shivered a bit, maybe this wasn't going to be so easy, but, he did come prepared.

Tom pulled out a box of glazed donuts with sprinkles on top, quickly hiding the sniper rifle and ran up to Homer.

Tom "Here you go sir, I happen to have a spare box of donuts lying around you can have for just $299,999,999 dolars, which you can pay back over time with a huge interest rate!!!.

Homer looked at the donuts and drooled "Mmmmmmm super expensive forbidden donuts......".

Homer took the box of donuts agreeing to the terms and started munching down on them.

Tom "Muahahaha!! Those are poisoned donuts, you will be paralyzed in a second and then slowly die in extreme..........."

Tom stared in awe as homer, instead of becoming paralyzed continued to eat the donuts until they were all gone.

Homer "More?"

Tom shook in his boots, that was enough poison to take out a couple elephants (how do you think he got the elephants to work for him).

Homer meanwhile started rummaging through Tom's bag, looking for more donuts, but all he found was a large lump of moldable plastic and a trigger?

Homer asked "I wonder what this does?"

Tom looked down, his eyes getting very wide and exclaimed "No, don't touch tha"

Homer pulled the trigger and the plastic explosives went off creating a huge explosion.

Tom was shredded and splattered around the Arena, but homer was just slightly singed, and still hungry wandered off in search of other things to eat.

Tom rolled a 15 and homer a 17 but it doesn't matter, you can't kill homer.

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Ronald loved attention and this was right up his ally. Walking into the arena he had a machine gun ready and as soon as he saw his hairy opponent across the way, he unleashed his rage with a flood of bullets, tearing up the ground and hitting the figure that was quickly trying to dodge all the bullets multiple times.

The monkey king was bloodied already, and pushed himself up from the floor, wiping blood off his mouth.

Ronald "Would you like fries with that you damn dirty ape?"

The monkey king was angry, who was this clown? He pulled out his pole and extended it, making it large and heavy enough to hit Ronald even from long distance.

Ronald laughed "Hah, your trying to super size me are you? I'm the KING of super size B***. Take this!!"

Ronald raised his hand and the souls of the thousands of people who had died of heart attacks from his food flowed out, dissolving Sun Wukong's pole and flowing over his arm, eating away at it.

As the monkey king screamed in agony, Ronald approached laughing as he did "What do you think we make the burgers out of fool. It's Monkey meat!!!"

With that Ronald let fly a punch that knocked out his opponent, and then in front of the millions watching, used a portable grinder to break him down, and create burger patties out of him.

I think i'll call these impossible burgers, get those vegetarians worshiping at my golden arches as well.

Monkey king 15 Ronald 17.........

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Gonna take a break and make some lasgna, might do more tonight or if not, tomorrow.

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wolfy42 posted...

Ronald loved attention and this was right up his ally. Walking into the arena he had a machine gun ready and as soon as he saw his hairy opponent across the way, he unleashed his rage with a flood of bullets, tearing up the ground and hitting the figure that was quickly trying to dodge all the bullets multiple times.

The monkey king was bloodied already, and pushed himself up from the floor, wiping blood off his mouth.

Ronald "Would you like fries with that you damn dirty ape?"

The monkey king was angry, who was this clown? He pulled out his pole and extended it, making it large and heavy enough to hit Ronald even from long distance.

Ronald laughed "Hah, your trying to super size me are you? I'm the KING of super size B***. Take this!!"

Ronald raised his hand and the souls of the thousands of people who had died of heart attacks from his food flowed out, dissolving Sun Wukong's pole and flowing over his arm, eating away at it.

As the monkey king screamed in agony, Ronald approached laughing as he did "What do you think we make the burgers out of fool. It's Monkey meat!!!"

With that Ronald let fly a punch that knocked out his opponent, and then in front of the millions watching, used a portable grinder to break him down, and create burger patties out of him.

I think i'll call these impossible burgers, get those vegetarians worshiping at my golden arches as well.

Monkey king 15 Ronald 17.........

Thank you for that. That was great.

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wolfy42 posted...

Goku in non-powered up form, throws his weakest possible punch at Batman, and literally knocks his head off.

Just how I imagined a fight between Goku and Batman. If you have time to do one with the opposite roll, you can. I would love to see what would happen.

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Because I really want to see it as well, here is a redone battle reversing the rolls for Batman and Goku. This is going to be fun!!:)

Batman was ready, not as ready as he could be given enough time, but he had advanced warning of who he was going to fight and when. There match was in the Arena tomorrow and he had time to prepare. This was going to be a hard fight, but he had defeated Superman, and this was on the same level.

The justice buster was ready to go, but that was just the start, he had a few tricks up his sleeve that he hoped would more than even the battlefield. Finally prepared Bruce left to sign in and prepare for tomorrows battle.

As the gates opened Goku moved into the arena so fast nobody could even see him, it looked like he just materialized. Nobody that is, except batman, his suit was designed to keep track of the Flash even at his fastest speeds, so Goku was easy to keep track of.

Goku looked over at Batman and said "I heard you defeated superman, so have I, this will be a good fight"

Batman replied "I am batman, I am the night, and you will lose this fight"

Goku laughed and rushed towards batman, wanting to try this chump out before powering up, lets see if he can even take a basic punch!! Goku unleashed a few punches at Batman, but his suit absorbed them easily, deflecting the power away.

Meanwhile Batman chucked and released a gas cloud directly in Goku's face. Goku warped back...coughing, but did not seem to feel any ill effects. In fact, he didn't seem to feel anything, no emotions at all. His normal battle rage was missing.

Goku "What was that? What did you do? I don't understand, lets fight!!!"

Batman "We shall fight, but you shall not power up at all, no higher forms today, and because of that, you I shall slay."

Goku was stunned, but did not believe him. Standing still, he struggled to unleash the rage his memories always provided, that allowed him to go Super Sayien, but.....the feelings, the emotion just would not come. He was stuck in his normal form!!

Goku "That was sneaky but I can, and I will, still beat you!!!"

Goku focused his energy and said "Kame....hame........HAAAAA" releasing a ball of power that shot straight at batman. The ball smashed into Batman but his plasma shields deflected the energy to the sides (wiping out a small portion of the audience in the process).

Batman "You'll have to do better than that Goku, I know of your powers and I am prepared for them".

Batman rushed towards Goku, releasing a flurry of red sun powered blows apon him. Goku blocked a few but the strength behind them was equal to that of superman, who he had to power up multiple times to take on, this was too much.

Goku teleported back, catching his breathe, he pulled out some Senzu beans and munched them, feeling better already. Still he had not even scratched this batman and the battle was not going well.

Fine, if power would not work, than maybe speed would. Goku focused and unleashed a flurry of punches teleporting around batman in a flurry, never staying in any place long enough to "CRUUUUUUUNCH".

Blam, Batman simply punched out with his right arm at full power as Goku teleported directly into the spot. Batman must have had a computer algorithm predicting the teleport locations and once it came up with a pattern, Batman was ready. The punch was so strong combined with the speed of Goku that his head dissolved into a spray of molecules, not even blood and his body collapsed on the ground, dead.

Batman stood over his defeated opponent, sad that such a battle had to take place, but Goku was too powerful. Like Superman he could be a threat if he was used by others, and now, the only threat left was him.

The end.

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wolfy42 posted...

Tom had a fortune riding on this battle so he had to win. Of course, considering all the losers so far also ended up dead, that was motivation as well. As he entered the arena he saw across the way a fairly fat bald dude eating a box of doughnuts.........this should be easy he though.

Tom came prepared, he didn't just sell decorations etc, he was also in the arms business, he pulled out a sniper rifle, got down low and aimed at Simpson. "Take this you over grown ape" Tom said as he pulled the trigger.

*Ping!* the bullet bounded off homers skull and........shattered the donut in his hand!!!!!!

Homer simpson stood up, and growled "Who.........Who broke my donut!!!?!!!!"

Tom shivered a bit, maybe this wasn't going to be so easy, but, he did come prepared.

Tom pulled out a box of glazed donuts with sprinkles on top, quickly hiding the sniper rifle and ran up to Homer.

Tom "Here you go sir, I happen to have a spare box of donuts lying around you can have for just $299,999,999 dolars, which you can pay back over time with a huge interest rate!!!.

Homer looked at the donuts and drooled "Mmmmmmm super expensive forbidden donuts......".

Homer took the box of donuts agreeing to the terms and started munching down on them.

Tom "Muahahaha!! Those are poisoned donuts, you will be paralyzed in a second and then slowly die in extreme..........."

Tom stared in awe as homer, instead of becoming paralyzed continued to eat the donuts until they were all gone.

Homer "More?"

Tom shook in his boots, that was enough poison to take out a couple elephants (how do you think he got the elephants to work for him).

Homer meanwhile started rummaging through Tom's bag, looking for more donuts, but all he found was a large lump of moldable plastic and a trigger?

Homer asked "I wonder what this does?"

Tom looked down, his eyes getting very wide and exclaimed "No, don't touch tha"

Homer pulled the trigger and the plastic explosives went off creating a huge explosion.

Tom was shredded and splattered around the Arena, but homer was just slightly singed, and still hungry wandered off in search of other things to eat.

Tom rolled a 15 and homer a 17 but it doesn't matter, you can't kill homer.

That was good

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Guybrush Threepwood vs Jack Sparrow

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The fact that Batman and Goku would just knock the others head off is great. 10/10

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John Wick was tired, when was this going to stop. The organization had said if he wins this tournament he is out, free and clear, and they won't come after him anymore. He could settle down, get another dog, and retire.....permanently this time.

From what he heard, there were some big hitters in this tournament, but he really had no other option. He had his guns, his knives and was ready to take on anyone.

As John entered the Arena he saw a tall bald man across the way, John recognized him, this was the man known as Agent 47, and he was very dangerous. He was a hitman, but it was said he was enhanced, and more than human.

John didn't really know, but he figured a bullet would shut him up well enough so he ran forward pulling out his guns and shooting towards the agent.

Agent 47 was waiting for this, and also rushed forward pulling out guns and firing at John, a hail of bullets flew between them, and both were hit multiple times.

Both ran out of ammo before getting into close range and instead of reloading holstered their guns and charged at each other. John let out a cry of rage as he unleashed his fury apon the agent, hitting him repeatedly.

The agent meanwhile was calm, he did not seem to even be trying and the blows that did connect seemed to have little effect on him. This just angered John even more.

The agent pummeled John, breaking his jaw, and sending him realing away with blood gushing out of his mouth and nose. Johns eyes narrowed in pain and anger, this man was not human, nothing he did seemed to hurt him.

Fine, John backed up a bit and reloaded his guns, and the agent did the same. Maybe the agent could take more damage, but bullets still hurt him, he could see the wounds.

John started shooting while dodging and rolling around, the agent did likewise, both entered into a form of gunfoo, a martial arts gun dance that was beautiful to observe. Bullets hit and entered each of them repeatedly, until both were barely able to move, just aiming and firing, reloading and firing, until they both ran out of bullets all together.

Each had been shot many times, both had lethal wounds and could barely move. Agent 47 pulled out a knife and started to crawl/slide towards John.

John was already dying, he could barely see, his hearing was gone, and he was loosing blood fast, there was nothing left to him, but he did have one last card to play, as the agent finally approached, John pulled the pin out of a two grenades he had on his belt, pulled himself to a sitting position and at the last fell forward towards the agent, feeling the knife enter his heart just as the grenades exploded beneath them, tearing them both into pieces.

There was no winner. John rolled a 10 and the agent a 7, but the agent had a natural advantage as he had super human abilities (genetically enhanced) a faster healing rate and was as skills as John. Meanwhile John had the advantage of being JOHN FREAKING WICK.....but sadly in this case it was only enough to balance the scales and ensure he took his opponent out, not enough to come out alive himself.

As the crowd erupted at the results a bunch of long sad howls could be heard from around the city. John would be missed, if only by the dogs.

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That was great and yeah it would be a tough call for a winner to be named from those two.

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Guybrush wandered into the arena, he was looking for a diamond, a diamond big enough to break a curse. From across they way he heard someone exclaim "Hey there mate, what be ye doing in this Arena? Have you happen to have any Rum on ya?"

Guybrush turned, noticing the skraggling looking man, or at least he was pretty sure it was a man, the obvious eye makeup was confusing.

Guybrush "I'm a pirate, of course I have rum!! I am on a quest though, I must find a diamond to reclaim my lost love. She is currently stuck as a golden statue".

Jack's eyes light up at the mention of gold "Golden statue you say? I could be convinced to help you reclaim you love, for a mite bit of yer rum lets say"

Both are temporarily startled by a roaring sound coming from the edges of the arena "Fight, Fight Fight!!!" screamed the crowds.

Jack "Hey lad, I think they be wanting us to fight. I would rather drink then fight myself though"

Guybrush "Aye, I don't have time to fight, I have to rescue my dear Elaine"

Jack "aaah, this Elaine, she is the girl of the golden color?"

Guybrush moves up to jack, sits down and pulls out a keg of rum (magically fitting in his pocket somehow) along with many other way larger sized items that would normally do so).

Guybrush "Aye, damn undead, witchdoctors and curses. Every time I am happy, they show up to ruin things"

Jack "Undead? Curses? Perhaps yee are my long lost brother, I have had many a run in with them myself."

Jack and Guybrush continue chatting and drinking rum while the crowd boo's and calls for blood, neither paying any attention at all. Eventually they both get up and leave the arena holding each other up as they stumble out, on a quest for a diamond and a golden girl.

I don't remember the rolls because in this case they didn't matter, the two were meant to be friends, although.....Guybrush better watch out because Jack may have other plans for his Elaine who is made of gold.

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lihlih posted...

Can I nominate another one?

If yes, Eva unit 1(that's the one Shinji rides, right?) Vs. Burning Gundam

Edit: I had no idea Eva was like more than double the height. I change my nomination to Burning Gundam vs. Dai-Guard. Dai-Guard is still taller than Burning Gundam(had no idea Gundams were so f***ing small), but the height difference is much smaller between these 2.

You can, but I know nothing about Gundams so I will need to do some research first. Might be a bit before I post it.

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Blighboy posted...

Goku vs a slightly larger but otherwise identical Goku

Goku enteres the arena ready for a fight after the horribly sad show by maybe batman. Across the arena appears his opponent, wait......that is...........him?

SGoku "hey!! your me!! I always wanted to fight myself"

LGoku "Your a bit smaller than me, but I also have always wanted to fight myself. I'm scheduled to fight Batman next in the Arena and this is the perfect warm up!!!"

SGoku "Batman? Damn, I guess that guy really wasn't him, that was such a dissapointing fight"

LGoku "lets do this, but why go through the motions, lets power up all the way first"

Both Goku's stand in place straining like they are seriously backed up, and slowly raise through the super sayien levels until they reach the max.

Sgoku "Hey won't we destroy this planet if we fight like this?"

Lgoku "oh I didn't think of that, I know lets fight in space!!"

Both goku's blink up out of the arena which is met with a resounding booooooooooo.

In space Sgoku and Lgoku are almost exactly alike, but as the battle continues Sgoku keeps landing more blows and due to being smaller he is hit less often as well. The size difference, instead of giving an advantage to Lgoku, actually works against him, making him an easier target, with no descernable power difference at that point.

Finally both are exhausted, but Sgoku lands a final blow that knockes Lgoku out, sending him flying off into space, slowly to recover over time.

Sgoku "Yes, now I will get to fight the REAL batman"

Sgoku rolled a 17 and Lgoku a 6 it was a huge difference, so I made the size be the major factor here.

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Floating deep in space Lgoku wakes, weak and exhausted he is flooded with memories of a battle he did not fight. Sgoku's thought released from his skull have traveled outward and merged with Lgoku (now just Goku).

He remembers the battle like he just fought it, Batman was relentless, but it would have been a different story if he could have powered up. He will not be fooled again, and he will have his revenge.

Goku's eyes glow red in anger, his aura barely recovering darkens as he contemplates the battle to come. Batman will pay. Goku can remember the pain the humiliation of being defeated, something has changed within him, an inner rage that is stronger than anything he has felt before is building.

Batman.......will..........PAY!!!!

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Will you let me post new one(s) while I have one queued up? If yes, Lara Croft vs. Nathan Drake.
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wolfy42 posted...

Matt rolled a 10 and Robo a 5 btw

That was great! Thank you good sir.

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Skeletor vs Nito the Gravelord

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Sherlock Holmes vs L

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Lara was getting too old for this stuff, her back hurt all the time now, and the pain pills were dulling her reflexes too much. She kept schedule breast reduction surgeries but every time a new artifact would be discovered somewhere or a new emergency would happen. It was almost like the universe didn't want her to get them.

The prize for winning this tournament was too valuable though, she couldn't pass this up. Entering the arena she looked across at her opponent and........"Drake? Nathan!!! Is that you??!!"

Nathan was leaning nonchalantly against the arena wall, looked up with an impish smile and said "Lara my love, it's been awhile, fancy meeting you here".

Lara sprinted across the arena jumping up and throwing her arms around Nathan she squealed in delight "Nathan, I've missed you, it's been ages!!"

Nathan picked Lara up and spun her around pressing her body against his and kissing her deeply.

Nathan "I expected to get a treasure out of this trip, but this was better than I expected, it HAS been too long, what was the last time that fertility idol in Morroco?"

Lara looked a bit sad for a second and nodded "Yes, that was the last time and, well, there is something I needed to tell you about that trip."

Lara pulled away a bit, both her and Nathan totally ignoring the persistent shouting by the crowds for blood (or sex at this point).

Lara "That idol, well, it seems it was very powerful"

Nathan "What??"

Lara "Yes after you left, I discovered that the idol and you had left a little present behind, Drake, you are a Daddy"

Nathan !!!!!!!!!

Lara "We had a baby girl, but I couldn't involve her with this life, so I left her with a rich family I had rescued in the past. I visit sometimes and I can bring you to see her if you would like"

Drake "Oh no, Elena will never forgive me!!"

Lara quirks an eyebrow "Elena ????!!!!?

Drake "Yes, I am sorry Lara but I met this girl, well, she was a golden statue at the time, and well, one thing led to another and we are married now"

Lara "Drake!!! You said you would wait for me, and we would retire together!!!"

Drake "I know, I am sorry, It just happened over time and it has been so long since we saw each other"

Lara scowls at drake, angry at being forgotten and spurned, she backs up a bit and spits "What about our daughter? Do you even want to meet her?"

Drake "Hold on luv, I do still care for you and of course I want to see our daughter, this is just unexpected!!!"

Lara sighs "Fine, whatever, so is this"

Lara shoots Drake with a tranq dart before he can say anything else, he looks at her in shock before slumping to the ground in defeat.

Lara "Sorry Nathan, but I need to win this tournament and your just in the way"

Lara heads out of the arena, sad, but at least one step closer to her goal.

Lara 17 Nathan 11.

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goliath (gargoyles)
michaelangelo (original tmnt)
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Freddy Fazbear (FNaF) Vs. Watson (creepy teleporting PC Sherlock Holmes version)

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Sorry it's out of order, but I had an idea for this one and had to write it up now.

Goliath grumbled under his breathe "Dammit Demona". He thought she was dead and not until he heard from Elisa that a Gargoyle and baby gargoyles turned up in the city, did he have any clue otherwise. Turns out she didn't die, she had been living as a HUMAN!!! Somehow transforming herself into a human she married and had kids until her husband somehow broke the spell, and went crazy as he watched his wife and kids transform into gargoyles.

Elisa said she had entered this tournament to try to get the prize, the ultimate mystic pizza. Supposedly it could cure any ill, physical or mental, while bolstering the strength and abilities of those who ate it.

The babies were safe, Goliath made sure of that, but what was she thinking, most of the contestants died in this tournament, who would take care of them if she was gone? He would just have to win the tournament for her and ensure she got knocked out early (while still surviving).

Goliath walks into the arena, ready for a hard battle, knowing this may be his last fight. Across the arena from him, he can see.......a turtle? Not just a normal turtle, this must be a mutant of some type since he stands on two legs and seems to be holding a pair of nunchucks.

They both approach each other, neither seems very aggressive.

Michelangelo "Hey dude, sorry about this, but I need that pizza, my girlfriend has been cursed by apple and turned into an electronic assistant. I have to save her".

Goliath "I am sorry as well, my ex-mate has entered this tournament and I must compete so I can try and save her from herself".

Michelangelo "Hmm, sounds like we both must win, why don't we fight, but not to the death, and the winner agrees to help the loser? If I win, I'll try and protect your ex, and if you win, you will help me save Seri!"

Goliath "That sounds acceptable to me, you are an honorable creature, I am sorry we must battle"

Michelangelo "consider it practice for future fights!! Lets get it on, Cowabunga duuuude!!"

Michelangelo backs up and starts spinning his chucks around in a blur, he is extremely proficient and nimble as well.

Goliath "Impressive but there is something you do not know"

Goliath walks forward directly into the path of the nunchucks which hit his stone skin and ricochet off, doing almost no damage at all"

Goliath continues "I am made of stone, and those weapons can not harm me".

Michaelangelo steps back and considers then pulls out a grappling hook saying "it's ok, the UK prefers this anyway".

Spinning his hook around Micheal throws and wraps the hook around Goliath's feet. "Hah!!" he exclaims!!"

Goliath simply shrugs, spreads his wings and flies over to Michael, slamming his fist down on top of his unprotected head.

Michael collapses seeing stars float around his head "ouch" he says "I am really glad we made that deal"

Goliath replies "As am I, I would hate to harm one such as you, but I must protect my clan"

Michaelangelo passes out and Goliath unwraps his legs, and moves on after being declared the winner, one step closer to finding his ex and obtaining the mystic pizza.

Goliath rolled a 14 and Michael a 5 btw.

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Ryu(Street Fighter) vs. Jin Kazama

These are awesome BTW, I hope you never stop doing these!
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lihlih posted...

Ryu(Street Fighter) vs. Jin Kazama

These are awesome BTW, I hope you never stop doing these!

Thanks, I'll try and do at least one or two a day if people keep posting them. I'm watching doom right now (new one, just got released on netflix) so will be at least a few hours till I do another though.

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goliath isn't made of stone though. and they can't fly, only glide (they need height to do that)
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Krazy_Kirby posted...

goliath isn't made of stone though. and they can't fly, only glide (they need height to do that)

Ooops, well I couldn't find any info on the wikia's, but I saw there was magic, so maybe his skin was stone because of that? Sorry. It basically just related his history etc (I never saw the original show).

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Skeletor vs Nito the Gravelord

I am working on this one, but due to the powers of both (and the fact I knew/know nothing about skeletor...I was not a fan of He-man and before doing research I was going to ask for clarification because from what I remember he was just a whiney skeleton that got beat up alot).

I have instead found that he is quite powerful and especially in the new series can wield swords well, and is at least as strong as one of the characters in Dark souls (in fact due to being good at both weapons AND magic, he is very similar to one).

Therefore, I am trying to some up with a good battle for them. I have not rolled the dice yet which could make a huge difference as well.

After the mess up with the Gargoyles I will try and do more research before posting. In my defense pretty much all stories/books and films involving gargoyles have them being made out of stone. This includes D&D, which I often rely heavily on. I was not able to find any specific info on their abilities online, or at least not in the sites I looked at. Perhaps if I had spent more time I would have.

Edit: I rolled for them, and would like permission to re-roll or the battle is going to be very one sided. Skeletor rolled a 1 and Nito a 16, I could still make the battle interesting because I think Skeletor over all is more powerful, but a 1 is an epic fail and massive advantage for Nito, so it would be very one sided.

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Because of the last roll, and a few other very one sided rolls, I would like to introduce a new rule/mode. You may request safety mode when posting your combatants. This mode still has them roll a d20 but any roll less than 5 is =5 and any roll over 15 is =15.

This can still give a large advantage to one combatant but won't let say Quinton terantino defeat the green lanter for instance. If you don't request it, then the battle will go forth based on whatever the rolls are.

I'llmake an exception for the last one, you can either keep the current roll, request safety mode (in which case skeletor would have a 5 and Niko a 15), or request a re-roll if you would like the chance at a more even fight.

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You missed
Sherlock Holmes vs L

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Ogurisama posted...

You missed
Sherlock Holmes vs L

It comes after the skeletor one, I just did the Gargoyle one out of order cause I wanted to tie it in with the Gargoyle episode of tales from the crypt. I am considering making it a chess battle lol:)

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wolfy42 posted...

It comes after the skeletor one, I just did the Gargoyle one out of order cause I wanted to tie it in with the Gargoyle episode of tales from the crypt. I am considering making it a chess battle lol:)

Ahh okay, thought you missed it. I am looking forward to it

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