Current Events > Democrats are the Jedi and Republicans are the Sith

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RchHomieQuanChi
12/17/19 10:22:38 AM
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Both groups are problematic and misguided, but the Sith are actually evil

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Paragon21XX
12/17/19 10:27:44 AM
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From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
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Solid Sonic
12/17/19 10:28:17 AM
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t.George Lucas

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Kazi1212
12/17/19 10:28:38 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!


this. Imagine making feelings out to be evil.

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LRodC
12/17/19 10:29:10 AM
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Watch more movies/read more books than Star Wars and Harry Potter
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Damn_Underscore
12/17/19 10:29:11 AM
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I'm 14 and this is deep
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
12/17/19 10:29:36 AM
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good thing Empreror Palpatine is a moron IRL.

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DevsBro
12/17/19 10:29:51 AM
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Shut up Republican

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Solid Sonic
12/17/19 10:30:36 AM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
I'm 14 and this is deep

I'm an adult and don't mind having discussions, so shut up.

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UnfairRepresent
12/17/19 10:30:42 AM
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So what's the black bald guy from KOTOR who rejects both the Jedi and Sith and just uses the force to like fish and shit?

A Libertarian?
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Veggeta_MAX
12/17/19 10:30:53 AM
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Democrats are AVALANCHE and Republicans are Shinra

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BroodRyu
12/17/19 10:31:13 AM
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I think all politicians are evil.
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konokonohamaru
12/17/19 10:33:19 AM
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Political homers who think the "other guys" are evil are always the most dangerous
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RchHomieQuanChi
12/17/19 10:33:26 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
So what's the black bald guy from KOTOR who rejects both the Jedi and Sith and just uses the force to like fish and shit?

A Libertarian?

Yeah I guess

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DevsBro
12/17/19 10:33:35 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
So what's the black bald guy from KOTOR who rejects both the Jedi and Sith and just uses the force to like fish and shit?

A Libertarian?
The game tells you he's pure gray, he pretends he's pure gray, but if you play Dark Side he's constantly saying "WAIT DON'T DO THAT THAT'S EVIL! ... Uh... not that I care or anything."

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UnfairRepresent
12/17/19 10:35:09 AM
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DevsBro posted...

The game tells you he's pure gray, he pretends he's pure gray, but if you play Dark Side he's constantly saying "WAIT DON'T DO THAT THAT'S EVIL! ... Uh... not that I care or anything."

You can be morally gray and still oppose people being evil dude.

Walter White would be horrified if you started strapping suicide vests onto school kids.
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DevsBro
12/17/19 10:40:04 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You can be morally gray and still oppose people being evil dude.

Walter White would be horrified if you started strapping suicide vests onto school kids.
Ok but he never says it if you go light side, despite claiming "both extremes annoy me". Closest he gets is in the trial on Manaan where he kinda complains about the outcome, which is actually in spite of your light side actions rather than as a result of them.

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Veggeta_MAX
12/17/19 10:43:06 AM
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Democrats are the Order of the Southern Sky Knights of Duke Goltanna under the banner of the Black Lion and Republicans are the Order of the Northern Sky Knights of Duke Larg under the banner of the White Lion. Ramza's party are the Enlightened Centralists. Delita is the Russian Spy. The Church is North Korea.

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RchHomieQuanChi
12/17/19 10:44:22 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Ok but he never says it if you go light side, despite claiming "both extremes annoy me". Closest he gets is in the trial on Manaan where he kinda complains about the outcome, which is actually in spite of your light side actions rather than as a result of them.

Jolee's beef is more with the Jedi Order as an organization, not with "light side" actions.

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Veggeta_MAX
12/17/19 10:44:25 AM
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Democrats are the Imperials and Republicans are the Nords.

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DevsBro
12/17/19 10:46:41 AM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
Jolee's beef is more with the Jedi Order as an organization, not with "light side" actions.
Which doesn't qualify him as gray.

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RchHomieQuanChi
12/17/19 10:48:24 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Which doesn't qualify him as gray.

It does, since as a result he's more willing to bend and even break the rules

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IShall_Run_Amok
12/17/19 10:48:47 AM
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That makes everyone else on the political spectrum into some ridiculous fluff from fan fiction novels.

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LoL-eSports_462
12/17/19 10:49:27 AM
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Topic force rekt by post #2

IShall_Run_Amok posted...
That makes everyone else on the political spectrum into some ridiculous fluff from fan fiction novels.

Fitting since everyone else really doesnt matter politically.

Maybe centrists are the bounty hunters though.

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DevsBro
12/17/19 10:49:50 AM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
It does, since as a result he's more willing to bend and even break the rules
He's not, though, is what I'm saying. He's the biggest Michelle Tanner in the game when you do something that earns you dark points.

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RchHomieQuanChi
12/17/19 10:51:57 AM
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DevsBro posted...
He's not, though, is what I'm saying. He's the biggest Michelle Tanner in the game when you do something that earns you dark points.

Well yeah, because the dark side options in KOTOR 1 typically result in you doing some needlessly cruel and petty for no reason other than the lulz.

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Veggeta_MAX
12/17/19 12:37:15 PM
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I put a lot of effort into post 19. Please won't someone acknowledge it or maybe giggle at it?

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Lordofkhyber
12/17/19 12:59:27 PM
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Militant monastics that lie and kidnap kids vs. People who like funny masks and follow their emotions?

Seems like the other way around tbh

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BruceWayneJr
12/17/19 1:49:14 PM
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Lordofkhyber posted...
kidnap kids

Not that y'all actually give a shit, but they get the parent's permission before they snatch the kids. Being a Jedi is seen as an honor to common folks, and their kids basically become wards of the state that don't have to deal with living expenses and get to see the galaxy. It's still fucked up, but they're not kidnappers.

follow their emotions

With murder, corruption and "selfishness" as fair game. Degrees do matter.


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Christian RULES
12/17/19 1:54:19 PM
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TC had it switched.
Jedi = Republicans
Sith = Democrats

Trump: Pelosi is evil
Biden: From my point of view, the Republicans are evil

Pelosi actually is evil and Biden isn't that far behind.

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