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BalanceLost
12/07/19 6:32:10 PM
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Ejaculate and evacuate. Breed and proceed. Blow your load and hit the road. Rock his box then change the locks. Smash his rear and disappear. Shoot the jizz and out you is. Splatter then scatter. Let the semen flow then GTFO. Blast then become the past. Unload your genetic information then leave the nation. Ram his ass n hit the gas. Glue his rift then call a Lyft. Fill his crack and never come back. Release it then cease it. YEET and retreat.

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RchHomieQuanChi
12/07/19 6:33:32 PM
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Fuck and duck

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BuckVanHammer
12/07/19 6:33:58 PM
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2 pumps and a dump, does that work?

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specialkid8
12/07/19 6:40:30 PM
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Baste the clam and scram.
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CHAON1
12/07/19 6:41:43 PM
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2 pumps and a twist

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dib153
12/07/19 7:06:22 PM
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Don't be a dummy cum on her tummy

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SuperShake666
12/07/19 7:08:37 PM
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She's dead, Charlie Brown.

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MrK3V
12/07/19 7:09:49 PM
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Kum & Go

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SiO4
12/07/19 7:12:54 PM
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You know he's not messin' when he brings the Wesson.

I actually saw this once in an old playboy or whatever it was.
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hockeybub89
12/07/19 7:29:41 PM
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The_Doge
12/07/19 7:30:53 PM
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The Bow and wow

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BalanceLost
12/08/19 4:57:32 AM
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Keep it up you guys! :D

BuckVanHammer posted...
2 pumps and a dump, does that work?
Yeaaah!

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FL81
12/08/19 6:06:36 AM
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Ctrl+F "Hump 'em and dump 'em"

"No results found."

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im not 13
12/08/19 6:06:56 AM
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Ilishe
12/08/19 6:09:58 AM
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One night stand and face in the sand

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Nacen
12/08/19 6:15:23 AM
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Rock 'n' Roll

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CTrunks
12/08/19 6:17:19 AM
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Chowder her clam, then go on the lam.

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alimajor
12/08/19 7:25:28 AM
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Bust and dust
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CableZL
12/08/19 7:27:06 AM
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BalanceLost
12/09/19 10:17:22 AM
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:D

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IfGodCouldDie
12/09/19 12:10:35 PM
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Spank her with a paddle then skedaddle.

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WashYourHands
12/09/19 12:21:50 PM
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Swipe it then wipe it

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Nacen
12/09/19 12:23:13 PM
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Hit and run.

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FuneralFroth
12/09/19 12:25:32 PM
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Yo this topic has me dying

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Scotty_Rogers
12/09/19 12:54:11 PM
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MrK3V posted...
Kum & Go

There's no rhyme.

@BalanceLost

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Vol2tex
12/09/19 1:01:30 PM
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Scotty_Rogers
12/09/19 1:02:50 PM
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It should be Cum and RUN. How could TC fuck this up so badly smh

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IfGodCouldDie
12/09/19 1:02:51 PM
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Scotty_Rogers posted...
There's no rhyme.

@BalanceLost
Cum in her bum and go drink a bottle of rum

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SquantoZ
12/09/19 1:03:19 PM
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Bags of Sand and Warm Apple Pie

midoinitrite?

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
12/09/19 1:05:06 PM
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Nut then cut

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WashYourHands
12/09/19 1:44:30 PM
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Wash your damn hands people

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Twin3Turbo
12/09/19 1:50:21 PM
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Straddle and skedaddle

M'lady and 180

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BalanceLost
12/09/19 1:59:24 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Cum in her bum and go drink a bottle of rum


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specialkid8
12/09/19 6:53:35 PM
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Twin3Turbo posted...
M'lady and 180

Tip your fedora and hit the door'a
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Demon1050
12/09/19 7:13:52 PM
#38:


stick the dick and perform a magician's trick
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DestroyedDog
12/09/19 7:15:53 PM
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Skeet and retreat

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Malcrasternus
12/09/19 7:18:39 PM
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Goo it then shoo it.

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IfGodCouldDie
12/09/19 8:47:38 PM
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Touch her breast and out run the arrest

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NeoBowser
12/09/19 8:54:22 PM
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destroy a boy and make him ur toy


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BalanceLost
12/11/19 1:03:55 AM
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NeoBowser posted...
destroy a boy and make him ur toy


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teepan95
12/11/19 1:44:40 AM
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FuneralFroth posted...
Yo this topic has me dying

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BalanceLost
12/12/19 1:04:10 AM
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:D

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Vicious_Dios
12/12/19 1:06:10 AM
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Skeeter and delete her

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shnangyboos
12/12/19 1:07:04 AM
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Impregnate and evaporate.

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BalanceLost
12/13/19 1:31:58 AM
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Yeees

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au_gold
12/13/19 2:00:57 AM
#49:


Respect women.

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Dark_SilverX
12/13/19 2:01:54 AM
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Buckle and fuckle

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boxington
12/13/19 2:08:04 AM
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toot it & boot it

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