Poll of the Day > I'm gonna die to chicken

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darcandkharg31
11/25/19 7:39:15 PM
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Ate some chicken fingers that I thought we're already cooked but I guess not since the next one I cut in half was pinkish on the inside. Already ate one before that I thought was kinda squishy, rip me.
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Sarcasthma
11/25/19 8:38:41 PM
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Maybe youll just get horrible diarrhea!

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DirtBasedSoap
11/25/19 8:41:33 PM
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maybe youll throw up a lung and get to miss a day of work
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Mead
11/25/19 8:42:41 PM
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Should be okay chickens dont store much salmonella in their fingers
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darcandkharg31
11/25/19 11:43:51 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Maybe youll just get horrible diarrhea!

*crosses fingers*

DirtBasedSoap posted...
maybe youll throw up a lung and get to miss a day of work

*crosses fingers again*

Mead posted...
Should be okay chickens dont store much salmonella in their fingers

*crosses chicken fingers*
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zebatov
11/25/19 11:52:45 PM
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Medium-rare wont hurt much.

Sarcasthma posted...
Maybe youll just get horrible diarrhea!
Just watched that episode of Family Guy where buddy is like Alright Im gonna go do diarrhea.

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wolfy42
11/26/19 12:59:07 AM
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That chicken really gave you the finger!
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HornedLion
11/26/19 1:01:02 AM
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My wife accidentally made chicken sushi once before.

Youll live. Worst case scenario is salmonella.
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JoanOfArcade
11/26/19 1:10:28 AM
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It's chicken fingers they're super processed, I really doubt you'll get salmonella
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pedro45
11/26/19 1:21:22 AM
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HornedLion posted...
My wife accidentally made chicken sushi once before.


Like she thought the chicken was fish?

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Krazy_Kirby
11/26/19 4:09:54 AM
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you are supposed to stop attacking before the swarm comes to attack you
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wolfy42
11/26/19 8:08:02 AM
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A large mutated chicken enters the thread.

Chickens Stats:

Hp: 127
Str: 18 (26)
Dex 16
Con 14
Wis 4
Int 2
Cha 1

Chicken looks at DarkandKarg31 and attacks with it's claws twice and beak once for 237 damage.

DarkandKarg31 dies in a bloody explosion.

Does anyone want to attack the chicken and get revenge for the OP?
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darcandkharg31
11/26/19 10:20:51 AM
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JoanOfArcade posted...
It's chicken fingers they're super processed, I really doubt you'll get salmonella

Actually it was basically chicken breasts coated and cut up in long pieces, store made.

Anywho, 12 hours later and i'm feeling fiiiine, salmonella ain't got shit on me
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BUMPED2002
11/26/19 10:23:26 AM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Ate some chicken fingers that I thought we're already cooked but I guess not since the next one I cut in half was pinkish on the inside. Already ate one before that I thought was kinda squishy, rip me.


With so many recalls for salmonella and ecoli recently, I am very skeptical about food these days.
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