Current Events > Remember when Ashley offered to fuck Leon at the end of RE4 and he said no?

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cjs28
11/14/19 5:52:05 AM
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Leon is a fucking idiot lawl
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AlmightyCheeks
11/14/19 5:54:06 AM
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Don't fuck your boss's daughter
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Bluebomber182
11/14/19 5:55:48 AM
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Wasnt she 15 or 16? Leon knows better
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cjs28
11/14/19 5:56:05 AM
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AlmightyCheeks posted...
Don't fuck your boss's daughter

Dude, did you see the size of her ballistics though!?
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GATTJT
11/14/19 6:07:36 AM
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Bluebomber182 posted...
Wasnt she 15 or 16? Leon knows better
She was college age.

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Corrik7
11/14/19 6:10:32 AM
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GATTJT posted...
She was college age.
Maybe her parents were Clintons? Leon probably was trying to stay alive lol

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Ving_Rhames
11/14/19 6:15:43 AM
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Hes too busy fiendin over the eternal cocktease Ada
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cjs28
11/14/19 6:18:14 AM
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Bluebomber182 posted...
Wasnt she 15 or 16? Leon knows better

She was in college. I think she's 19.
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SDBZ
11/14/19 6:21:01 AM
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No way ***

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Wii_Shaker
11/14/19 6:23:10 AM
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He'd rather pork Ada.

Probably resented Ashley for having to save her so many times. Leon wants a dame that don't need no savin'.
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cjs28
11/14/19 6:28:30 AM
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SDBZ posted...
No way ***

lol
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cjs28
11/14/19 6:29:26 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
He'd rather pork Ada.

Probably resented Ashley for having to save her so many times. Leon wants a dame that don't need no savin'.

If I saved a hot busty chick like 20 times and she finally said "You can fuck me <3" You're damn right I'm gonna slap those titties! I earned that >_>
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AlmightyCheeks
11/14/19 10:39:03 AM
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cjs28 posted...
AlmightyCheeks posted...
Don't fuck your boss's daughter

Dude, did you see the size of her ballistics though!?

Yeah but even dr Salvador's potato sack ain't fixing that face
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Garioshi
11/14/19 10:39:58 AM
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cjs28 posted...
She was in college. I think she's 19.
21, actually, if memory serves

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SrRd_RacinG
11/14/19 10:40:25 AM
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Stage 5 clinger. Probably the worst monster he would ever have to fight.

Smart move.
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frogman_295
11/14/19 10:40:38 AM
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Lol
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EvalAngell
11/14/19 10:41:04 AM
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she been around all these viruses, he's a smart dude to keep it in his pants

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/14/19 10:44:53 AM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
He'd rather pork Ada.

Probably resented Ashley for having to save her so many times. Leon wants a dame that don't need no savin'.


Im sure it got old fast for Leon that Ashley always needed saving and could not even try to defend herself.

Its also likely he is not stupid enough to bang the presidents daughter as he would be more then out of a job.
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Kitt
11/14/19 10:48:15 AM
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SDBZ posted...
No way ***

The first thing I thought of too lol
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EzeDoesIt
11/14/19 10:51:00 AM
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Garioshi posted...
21, actually, if memory serves


Nah 19-20, born 1984. Interestingly, same age that Shirley (oops lol, Sherry) Birkin would be in 2004.

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AlmightyCheeks
11/14/19 10:53:38 AM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
Garioshi posted...
21, actually, if memory serves


Nah 19-20, born 1984. Interestingly, same age that Shirley Birkin would be in 2004.

Is that Sherry's older sister?
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darkphoenix181
11/14/19 10:55:53 AM
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cjs28 posted...
If I saved a hot busty chick like 20 times and she finally said "You can fuck me <3" You're damn right I'm gonna slap those titties! I earned that >_>


You can't earn sex.
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EzeDoesIt
11/14/19 10:56:26 AM
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AlmightyCheeks posted...
Is that Sherry's older sister?


oops lol

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DevsBro
11/14/19 10:56:45 AM
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He had heard her scream his name enough already at that point.

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Demon1050
11/14/19 10:58:08 AM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Wii_Shaker posted...
He'd rather pork Ada.

Probably resented Ashley for having to save her so many times. Leon wants a dame that don't need no savin'.


Im sure it got old fast for Leon that Ashley always needed saving and could not even try to defend herself.

Its also likely he is not stupid enough to bang the presidents daughter as he would be more then out of a job.


While I see where you're coming from, nobody had to know. He's actually lucky that she didn't commit some rejection-retaliation...some girls do that. Get rejected and they'll be like. "He just wouldn't keep his hands off me!!!" Leon you're fired.
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darkphoenix181
11/14/19 10:59:07 AM
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Realistically though, he had no protection. Not like there is a coveinence store around. She had no pills, no pharmacy around....well no pharmacy that stocks actual medicine, just labs with bad stuff.

And they both been wounded and stuff by monsters with viruses and parasites. High chance the baby be a monster until they can do a deep cleanse.
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Beveren_Rabbit
11/14/19 10:59:59 AM
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EndOfDiscOne
11/14/19 11:00:59 AM
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RE4 was definitely made by a Japanese company
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ChainedRedone
11/14/19 11:02:44 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
cjs28 posted...
If I saved a hot busty chick like 20 times and she finally said "You can fuck me <3" You're damn right I'm gonna slap those titties! I earned that >_>


You can't earn sex.


Ok incel
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darkphoenix181
11/14/19 11:03:30 AM
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ChainedRedone posted...
Ok incel


Why would I be the incel?
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ChainedRedone
11/14/19 11:04:11 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
ChainedRedone posted...
Ok incel


Why would I be the incel?


Ok boomer
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darkphoenix181
11/14/19 11:04:48 AM
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ChainedRedone posted...
Ok boomer


No problem son.
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ThyCorndog
11/14/19 11:05:08 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Hes too busy fiendin over the eternal cocktease Ada
absolutely this

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God_Of_Entirety
11/14/19 11:10:02 AM
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grown ass (respectable) men arent attracted to ditzy young chicks. leon had that when he was that age. ada is more his speed.

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KillerSlaw
11/14/19 11:12:20 AM
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Ashley seems like exactly the kind of annoying chick I wouldn't want to bang.

Plus she's got the presidential baggage on top of it.

Like for real this topic was funny 20 years ago when we were all like 14 but now that CE is mostly 30+ years old it's really concerning.
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Tony_Biggie_Pun
11/14/19 11:12:24 AM
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Damn I must have forgotten this
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Behaviorism
11/14/19 11:19:29 AM
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God_Of_Entirety posted...
grown ass (respectable) men arent attracted to ditzy young chicks. leon had that when he was that age. ada is more his speed.
Lol big breasts are big breasts. I would have had Ashley naked before we even landed

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
11/14/19 11:21:01 AM
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Wait the president's daughter makes it to the end of the game?
Thanks for the spoilers.
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Srk700
11/14/19 11:26:08 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
Hes too busy fiendin over the eternal cocktease Ada


He'd probably make an exception for Hunnigan though. But in that case he's the one that gets rejected lol.
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God_Of_Entirety
11/14/19 11:27:29 AM
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Behaviorism posted...
God_Of_Entirety posted...
grown ass (respectable) men arent attracted to ditzy young chicks. leon had that when he was that age. ada is more his speed.
Lol big breasts are big breasts. I would have had Ashley naked before we even landed


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DevsBro
11/14/19 11:27:55 AM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Wait the president's daughter makes it to the end of the game?
Thanks for the spoilers.
Not necessarily. It IS a horror game, afterall.

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God_Of_Entirety
11/14/19 11:28:27 AM
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The sexiest person was Luis anyway
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Lost_All_Senses
11/14/19 11:29:10 AM
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What you're feeling is heavy thirst. Homie said it immediately

AlmightyCheeks posted...
Don't fuck your boss's daughter


AlmightyCheeks posted...
Don't fuck your boss's daughter



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cjs28
11/14/19 11:38:12 AM
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EvalAngell posted...
she been around all these viruses, he's a smart dude to keep it in his pants

idk wear a rubber then or take a B+G herb afterwards
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Ryven
11/14/19 11:46:34 AM
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I think everybody's forgetting the real reason he turned down Ashley.

He's got a thing for Hunnigan, to hell with Ada. Hunnigan's on his mind.
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
11/14/19 11:48:54 AM
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I think if Ashley was less annoying and Ada was not there then he might have given it a shot, but Ada is much sexier then Ashley who grates on the nerves after all the shrill cries for help.
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God_Of_Entirety
11/14/19 11:49:03 AM
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hunnigan is fine af

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darkphoenix181
11/14/19 11:51:51 AM
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Ryven posted...
I think everybody's forgetting the real reason he turned down Ashley.

He's got a thing for Hunnigan, to hell with Ada. Hunnigan's on his mind.


Idk man. Being constantly attacked by zombies and blood and guts flying everywhere. Monsters where things pop out of bloody holes.

Would he really be in the mood?

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