Board 8 > You guys remember this day: It's GET FAT Day.

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I missed this last year too, so I'm making up for lost time.

It's Veteran's Day aka Free Food Everywhere Day.

I'm currently on meal 4 at Texas Roadhouse house with free meal 5 Chili's right across the parking lot and free meal 6 at Little Caesar's across the street.

And still more planned. Will I die? Always a fun game to play, stay tuned.
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get to that ihop
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pics of food please
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https://gifyu.com/image/vHKj

RoadHOUSE
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I definitely remember last time you made this topic, but I would've sworn it was last year if asked.

Have fun with it. Free food is <3

oh ya go my steak
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What is the calorie intake at?

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Chili's too crowded, will circle back later

https://gifyu.com/image/vHKf

Little Caesar's good to go though. This one will save for tomorrow though, I'm thinking.

I have to be well into 5000 calories so far. It's super unhealthy and I love it.
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wow that tiny pizza is all little caesars could muster huh
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Yeah but free is free and this is one of the few ones I can save for not-today along with Subway.

The four cups of Starbucks is also fueling my metabolism to power all this down
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I think you get Chik Fil A too?
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I did not know you were a veteran FFD. Thanks for your service.
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eh it's a little caesars lunch combo

you get a drink with it and it's the same price as a hot n ready
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https://gifyu.com/image/vHNH

For when my hair GETS FAT, so I think it still count.
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GenesisSaga posted...

I did not know you were a veteran FFD. Thanks for your service.

Thanks, I don't usually make a big deal about it. But on Vet's day when everywhere is giving away things, I do like to make the rounds
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now what if Capcom made their next RE announcement on a veterens day

not happening this year since we already got Project REsistance to look forward to
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This is the most american topic on this board

thanks for your service

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Is everything free Memorial Day too or just Veterans Day?

But for real though, thank you for your service.

...I never take advantage of "free birthday" stuff in my town outside of Starbucks, so please live the all-consuming dream for both of us.

ninkendo posted...

eh it's a little caesars lunch combo

you get a drink with it and it's the same price as a hot n ready

Yep. I get these occasionally because they're a fantastic deal and a lot more filling than the picture/size implies.

but also square pizza > round pizza
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Took a break. If I was Sam Porter Bridges I would have so many grenades. Good to go now.

Memorial Day usually has a few things but today is THE day.

Think this circuit will involve Mission BBQ and Red Robin. Some Dunkin too probably.
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ninkendo posted...

get to that ihop

On the list, Denny's had a time limit so that was breakfast

Punnyz posted...

I think you get Chik Fil A too?

I actually didn't know this one, good looks! It's like a quarter mile from Mission BBQ
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This topic is viscerally disgusting and I want you to know that you made my day significantly worse by sharing it.

This topic is viscerally disgusting and I want you to know that you made my day significantly better by sharing it.
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https://gifyu.com/image/vHml

Must keep the metabolism going. Also got Mission BBQ to go but it's in a cooler in the trunk so picture later. But God damn they gave me like a pin and a handwritten thank you card too.

And you are all so welcome that you can enjoy this journey of pre-diabetis with me.
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When I saw the word "decaf" I was startled, but I trust that was just the cup packaging and not reflecting its contents!

Oh yeah that's just the cup packaging. All the caffeine. I will not sleep for a while either
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Current status: At Pie Five getting an Athenian.

I've never had them before, but I've heard great things.
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https://gifyu.com/image/vHcv

This smells fucking amazing.
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Godspeed

I wouldn't even finish two of these meals
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And just so everyone knows, the final boss tonight is a Golden Corral buffet dinner.
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FFD living the American dream
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Did I really want swedish meatballs so I drove out to an IKEA?

https://gifyu.com/image/vHUg

You betcha!
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Disavow eating those veggies, avow the meat

Mission BBQ:
https://gifyu.com/image/vHUD

There were a few places too chaotic to stop for pictures. Preparing for the Final Boss and a few more Subway/DD stops on the way back.
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Ffd how do you prove you're a vet

Asking for myself for a dad that is a proud pharm tech in the air force and saw many harsh days of warfare

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Each place is different in its strictness. Old military ID, DD214 paperwork, picture of you in uniform, stuff like that.

My driver's license has my veteran designation on it so that makes it super easy.
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Oh man, that card... so nice!

Im on a diet so no Veterans Day freebies for me this year

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my dad the proud vet he is, has never gotten free food (he likes eating food)

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I'm not one of those people that walks into a place asking for discounts or anything. Today is special though, places are throwing things at you.

And yeah, the card was super sweet.
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corny corporate policies meant more to drum up support among american jingoists than to really support veterans are a dumb thing but I strongly support veterans' rights to abuse the fuck out of them

I am become gluttony, destroyer of stomachs.

I don't plan on moving for many hours now.

Unless it is to make more Death Stranding grenades.
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My dad says the Commonwealth of Massachusetts messed up on his drivers license and they forgot to add that he is a Veteran.

Quote "I feel weird taking meals when I served in peacetime"

I told him that peacetime is just as important as wartime, it's the perfect time to bolster your strategical alliances but he didnt quite get it

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No buffet pictures? I was expecting a plate overflowing with foodstuffs, as bloated as your stomach... damn I'm starving

Yeah the GC was a fucking warzone all its own, I just wanted to complete the boss fight and bounce as quick as possible.

Really should have gotten a picture of the froyo from Menchies I got afterward. Because of course I still went for dessert.

But I do feel disgusting in all the right ways, currently. Also that I may not have to eat again until next week.
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Bossman_Coolguy posted...

I told him that peacetime is just as important as wartime, it's the perfect time to bolster your strategical alliances but he didnt quite get it

Meta as hell, I approve.
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FFDragon posted...

Meta as hell, I approve.

Arent you AF too?

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best topic of 2019 contender
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Johnbobb posted...

best topic of 2019 contender

hes done this for like forever so no it isnt you nerd i ask you to peruse any topic ive made lately

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