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KiwiTerraRizing
11/09/19 10:31:08 AM
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And the comics are officially canon.

Palpatine used the force to impregnate Vaders mom.
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Nacen
11/09/19 10:31:26 AM
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Nice.
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Gobstoppers12
11/09/19 10:31:36 AM
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Nice
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Touch
11/09/19 10:31:59 AM
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rodu_jr
11/09/19 10:33:14 AM
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wasn't this known years ago?
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awesome999
11/09/19 10:34:13 AM
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It's hard to be a Star Wars fan these days

Rise of Skywalker possible spoilers There's rumours of Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter too. Literally pulled out of Empire Strikes Back. There are more full leaks but I haven't read those

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XxKrazyChaosxX
11/09/19 10:35:22 AM
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It was The 1989 Denver Broncos.
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KiwiTerraRizing
11/09/19 10:36:38 AM
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awesome999 posted...
It's hard to be a Star Wars fan these days

Rise of Skywalker possible spoilers There's rumours of Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter too. Literally pulled out of Empire Strikes Back. There are more full leaks but I haven't read those


This is 100% true
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awesome999
11/09/19 10:38:04 AM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
This is 100% true
At least we still have the OT and RotS Anakin Vs Obi Wan

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Accolon
11/09/19 10:47:00 AM
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How does that even work, biologically speaking

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Touch
11/09/19 10:48:14 AM
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Accolon posted...
How does that even work, biologically speaking
He force shot his midochlorians into her maw

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Chicken
11/09/19 10:50:31 AM
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awesome999
11/09/19 10:55:19 AM
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Accolon posted...
How does that even work, biologically speaking


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awesome999
11/09/19 11:02:19 AM
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Accolon posted...
How does that even work, biologically speaking

Another one

Goddamn it this new feature makes it so fun to post memes roflmfao

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IShall_Run_Amok
11/09/19 11:16:41 AM
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Star Wars lore is so stupid.

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KiwiTerraRizing
11/09/19 11:22:54 AM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Star Wars lore is so stupid.


I agree, everything after empire is dog shit
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Foppe
11/09/19 11:23:20 AM
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It is more logical than having the Force do it without him.

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11/09/19 11:26:04 AM
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ThanksUglyGod
11/09/19 11:29:36 AM
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I don't think it's stupid, I just think something so monumental should've been addressed in the movies. But I realize this probably was a recent decision.
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Tupacrulez
11/09/19 11:32:00 AM
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The answer the every loose star wars thread:
Palpatine did it.
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Skye Reynolds
11/09/19 11:58:41 AM
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Palpatine destroys planets? He's still a cool villain.
Palpatine rapes a woman? That's uncomfortable and not fun.

It should've been someone else.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
11/09/19 12:02:43 PM
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So basically what should have been confirmed in the sequel trilogy.

Fuck Disney
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RebelElite791
11/09/19 12:07:27 PM
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Uhh if youre referring to the comic from like a year ago, that is explicitly said to be a Force vision and not to be taken literally. This has been discussed here on numerous occasions. So
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InfinityMonster
11/09/19 12:49:45 PM
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The Tragedy of the Darth Plagueis has always made it seem like it was either Plagueis or Palpatine

Palpatine negated it though in that he says Plagueis taught him everything, but later tells Anakin that they'd discover prolonging life together. I assumed Sheev didn't know how to create life either.
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DeadBankerDream
11/09/19 12:52:01 PM
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Nacen posted...
Nice.

Gobstoppers12 posted...
Nice

Touch posted...
Nice

U guys are nice'ing rape o.O
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Guerrilla Soldier
11/09/19 12:53:22 PM
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palpatine wars: palpatine strikes back against palpatine
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RebelElite791
11/09/19 1:00:11 PM
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InfinityMonster posted...
The Tragedy of the Darth Plagueis has always made it seem like it was either Plagueis or Palpatine

Palpatine negated it though in that he says Plagueis taught him everything, but later tells Anakin that they'd discover prolonging life together. I assumed Sheev didn't know how to create life either.

Its neither of them. Its the Force. Canonically.
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evil_zombie11
11/09/19 1:06:27 PM
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Disney Marvel Star Wars

Makes Star Wars sound even more stupid than it did before lmao.
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InfinityMonster
11/09/19 1:09:54 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
InfinityMonster posted...
The Tragedy of the Darth Plagueis has always made it seem like it was either Plagueis or Palpatine

Palpatine negated it though in that he says Plagueis taught him everything, but later tells Anakin that they'd discover prolonging life together. I assumed Sheev didn't know how to create life either.

Its neither of them. Its the Force. Canonically.

I understand that, but someone used the Force to make it happen.
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RebelElite791
11/09/19 1:12:53 PM
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InfinityMonster posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
InfinityMonster posted...
The Tragedy of the Darth Plagueis has always made it seem like it was either Plagueis or Palpatine

Palpatine negated it though in that he says Plagueis taught him everything, but later tells Anakin that they'd discover prolonging life together. I assumed Sheev didn't know how to create life either.

Its neither of them. Its the Force. Canonically.

I understand that, but someone used the Force to make it happen.

No. The Force itself created him. He is the Chosen One, born of the Force itself
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ledbowman
11/09/19 1:15:20 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Nacen posted...
Nice.

Gobstoppers12 posted...
Nice

Touch posted...
Nice

U guys are nice'ing rape o.O

The Force
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Shotgunnova
11/09/19 1:15:44 PM
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Modern Star Wars is so stupid.

At least Rose's sister was hot.

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RebelElite791
11/09/19 1:16:24 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Modern Star Wars is so stupid.

At least Rose's sister was hot.

Wahhh modern Star Wars is stupid because im responding to a factually incorrect topic wahhh
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Shotgunnova
11/09/19 1:24:50 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
Wahhh modern Star Wars is stupid because im responding to a factually incorrect topic wahhh


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IShall_Run_Amok
11/09/19 1:31:51 PM
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Here's my head canon Anakin backstory that predates Phantom of the Menace.

He's just a normal Jedi guy, and then bad stuff happens and he becomes estranged from family and friends as he goes to the Dark Side and becomes Darth Vader.

Real complicated, esoteric shit, let's go with evil space prophecy Jesus instead.

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KiwiTerraRizing
11/09/19 1:33:14 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Here's my head canon Anakin backstory that predates Phantom of the Menace.

He's just a normal Jedi guy, and then bad stuff happens and he becomes estranged from family and friends as he goes to the Dark Side and becomes Darth Vader.

Real complicated, esoteric shit, let's go with evil space prophecy Jesus instead.


Disney needs to milk this franchise for the next 100 years so expect things to get more and more convoluted.
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IShall_Run_Amok
11/09/19 2:03:23 PM
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I can scarcely take a dump without hearing some malarky about the lack of world building in the new movies, so I'm not sure how much of Disney's milkery is responsible for any further convolutions.

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RebelElite791
11/09/19 2:03:51 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
IShall_Run_Amok posted...
Here's my head canon Anakin backstory that predates Phantom of the Menace.

He's just a normal Jedi guy, and then bad stuff happens and he becomes estranged from family and friends as he goes to the Dark Side and becomes Darth Vader.

Real complicated, esoteric shit, let's go with evil space prophecy Jesus instead.


Disney needs to milk this franchise for the next 100 years so expect things to get more and more convoluted.

You gonna address the fact that your topic is incorrect or nah
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Gobstoppers12
11/09/19 2:03:55 PM
#39:


KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Disney needs to milk this franchise for the next 100 years so expect things to get more and more convoluted.

No matter what Disney does, they'll never make it more confusing and annoying than the original EU
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RebelElite791
11/09/19 2:04:25 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Disney needs to milk this franchise for the next 100 years so expect things to get more and more convoluted.

No matter what Disney does, they'll never make it more confusing and annoying than the original EU

Also this lmao
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EverDownward
11/09/19 2:04:58 PM
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It's like poetry, it rhymes
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archedsoul
11/09/19 2:05:44 PM
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"I am a Jedi, like my father before me"

"But what about his father before him?"

"What?"
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EverDownward
11/09/19 2:12:36 PM
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~When you walk aaaway, you won't hear me say~
"You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis, the Wise? It's not a story the Jedi would tell you."
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Shablagoo
11/09/19 2:14:32 PM
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awesome999 posted...
Accolon posted...
How does that even work, biologically speaking

Another one

Goddamn it this new feature makes it so fun to post memes roflmfao

wait howd you do that also lol
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Nacen
11/09/19 2:22:27 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
wait howd you do that also lol

it's a beta. you need 500 karma iirc.
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Shablagoo
11/09/19 2:55:33 PM
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Nacen posted...
Shablagoo posted...
wait howd you do that also lol

it's a beta. you need 500 karma iirc.

aw dang, thanks for the info
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Foppe
11/10/19 1:16:57 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/6-gamefaqs-announcements/78137060


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dib153
11/10/19 1:30:35 AM
#48:


DeadBankerDream posted...
Nacen posted...
Nice.

Gobstoppers12 posted...
Nice

Touch posted...
Nice

U guys are nice'ing rape o.O


It's no different than when zeus did it
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iPhone_7
11/10/19 1:33:02 AM
#49:


So Palpatine is the original Skywalker.

If Rey is the daughter/granddaughter of Palpatine then shes a Skywalker as well.

This 50+ years galaxy wide conflict has been because one man has tried to make a dynasty for him & his family. Also theres some incest kissing between twins. Theyre the Lannisters of space.
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DisneyFan462
11/10/19 1:35:31 AM
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Thats dumb
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