Current Events > Ayyy I got a stripper's number tonight

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ChewedMint posted...

Kazi1212 posted...

While people are putting down the tc saying he got hoodwinked, he had a hot ass stripper ride his boner. Who cares if shes really into him or not, yall are missing the forest for the trees

You mean he paid for a lap dance. And now he thinks she's actually interested in him when she's not, she's just trying to extract more money out of him. If she was interested, she would have responded to his texts.

Thats one hell of a lap dance if TC actually thought the girl was interested, regardless of whether shes Actually interested or not. Im sure TC got lap dances from other strippers in his life, and he never got service like that. So at the very least he got great service for his buck. TC did you ever think other strippers ever wanted to date you for giving you a lap dance?
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Kazi1212 posted...

ChewedMint posted...

Kazi1212 posted...

While people are putting down the tc saying he got hoodwinked, he had a hot ass stripper ride his boner. Who cares if shes really into him or not, yall are missing the forest for the trees

You mean he paid for a lap dance. And now he thinks she's actually interested in him when she's not, she's just trying to extract more money out of him. If she was interested, she would have responded to his texts.

Thats one hell of a lap dance if TC actually thought the girl was interested, regardless of whether shes Actually interested or not. Im sure TC got lap dances from other strippers in his life, and he never got service like that. So at the very least he got great service for his buck. TC did you ever think other strippers ever wanted to date you for giving you a lap dance?

But that's not the point of the topic. The point of the topic was that he got her number and he thought she was interested in him, which is why we're pointing out that she's not, thus he's getting hoodwinked.

I wonder if Purely and Kazi1212 are the same person.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

I wonder if Purely and Kazi1212 are the same person.

They definitely are. Literally saying the exact same bullshit.
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ChewedMint posted...

Kazi1212 posted...

ChewedMint posted...

Kazi1212 posted...

While people are putting down the tc saying he got hoodwinked, he had a hot ass stripper ride his boner. Who cares if shes really into him or not, yall are missing the forest for the trees

You mean he paid for a lap dance. And now he thinks she's actually interested in him when she's not, she's just trying to extract more money out of him. If she was interested, she would have responded to his texts.

Thats one hell of a lap dance if TC actually thought the girl was interested, regardless of whether shes Actually interested or not. Im sure TC got lap dances from other strippers in his life, and he never got service like that. So at the very least he got great service for his buck. TC did you ever think other strippers ever wanted to date you for giving you a lap dance?

But that's not the point of the topic. The point of the topic was that he got her number and he thought she was interested in him, which is why we're pointing out that she's not, thus he's getting hoodwinked.

Oh I too think hes getting hoodwinked, shes probably just a stripper that goes above and beyond for clientele. However, if I was getting service like that from a hot girl, I would care less about whether I was getting hoodwinked or not and just let her ride me. Hence my missing the forest for the trees comment. It might just be me, but whether Im gettin hoodwinked by a stripper would become irrelevant as shes grinding on me, but thats prolly just me.
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Kazi1212 posted...

I would care less

How much less would you care?

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Kazi1212 posted...

Oh I too think hes getting hoodwinked, shes probably just a stripper that goes above and beyond for clientele. However, if I was getting service like that from a hot girl, I would care less about whether I was getting hoodwinked or not and just let her ride me. Hence my missing the forest for the trees comment. It might just be me, but whether Im gettin hoodwinked by a stripper would become irrelevant as shes grinding on me, but thats prolly just me.

Bruh... It's over, we know Purely is your alt. So just stop the lies and come clean.
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Im not. Are you going to continue to throw around false accusations? Is that moddable? A mod would know whether Im actually an alt or not right?
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The truth will set you free, just confess.
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You seem a bit invested in me being an alt, going on for multiple multiple posts now. I hope my posts didnt strike a nerve good sir
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I'm nobody's alt bruh. But here's the deal, I just called her and the number won't go through. At first I was thinking maybe she blocked me but then I called on my friend's phone and he got the same thing. Apparently this is like she didnt pay her bill. Or maybe it's a burner phone? She had the number memorized pretty good though.

They error code was US01LV. I'm not getting clear answers but it seems like the legitimate sources say it's because they didn't pay their bill.

Hookers usually have crappy phones that a week or so later may be shit of, or its their pimps.
Strippers I'd imagine would be similar.

Could it be like a fake number she made through one of these apps that can text but not get calls?

Proabably, when did she give you the number, a week ago?
Oh well just move on.
Also, yea depending on the strup club some can be touchy, worst the ones that aren't.
A good place got shut down a few months ago :( They offered "extras" during the dances.

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I just thought of another thing, I might have given her hickies on her tits. I was biting and sucking on them pretty good. Maybe that got her in trouble.

You are over thinking everything.
She forgot bout yo ass right after you left.

Move on, hope we may see her again at the club, if not, theres others.

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lmao went to strippers a couple of times for a bachelor party

the whole time it felt like the biggest waste of money and felt like i would rather just look this shit up on google or the hub than paying for it

have no idea how dudes can go to these places as a regular thing rather than just as a novelty

toyota posted...

lmao went to strippers a couple of times for a bachelor party

the whole time it felt like the biggest waste of money and felt like i would rather just look this shit up on google or the hub than paying for it

have no idea how dudes can go to these places as a regular thing rather than just as a novelty

I mean I've had that experience too. In Vegas the clubs suck ass. There's a whole spectrum.

Purely posted...

I might have given her hickies on her tits. I was biting and sucking on them pretty good.

HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA I SERIOUSLY CAN'T BREATHE OVER HERE HAAHAHA
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lmao

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

Purely posted...

I might have given her hickies on her tits. I was biting and sucking on them pretty good.

HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHA I SERIOUSLY CAN'T BREATHE OVER HERE HAAHAHA

What's funny about that? It's true.

I gotta ask, what do stripper titties taste like?? I'm guessing Hepatitis.
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Maybe a hint of AIDS to...
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

Have you been tested for any STD's??

From licking on some boobs? Imagine living in such fear.

@No_U_L7 I honestly thought that this was one of your topics.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

I gotta ask, what do stripper titties taste like?? I'm guessing Hepatitis.

Bags of chips
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Bless your heart, I hope you don't get Ebola from those stripper titties.
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YugiNoob posted...

@No_U_L7 I honestly thought that this was one of your topics.

i'm a pick up artist....i actually know how to talk to and pick up strippers

i'm staying out of this topic from now on, TC wants to think ignorance is bliss i'm not gonna correct him...especially when he's not gonna listen

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Yeah but it's a topic on getting females (well, a female). You're pretty much the only guy here who has that gimmick lol
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

I gotta ask, what do stripper titties taste like?? I'm guessing Hepatitis.

Skin... she smells great though.

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

I gotta ask, what do stripper titties taste like?? I'm guessing Hepatitis.

bags of sand
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Have you been tested for any STD's??
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Kazi1212 posted...

shockthemonkey posted...

Kazi1212 posted...

While people are putting down the tc saying he got hoodwinked, he had a hot ass stripper ride his boner. Who cares if shes really into him or not, yall are missing the forest for the trees

That he paid a stripper and she did that thing strippers do when you pay them?

I dont think anyone missed that part

most strippers dont let guys touching them all over and give quality service like that

Lol
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Purely posted...

Could it be like a fake number she made through one of these apps that can text but not get calls?

I would say im suprised but that would be a lie.

Trust me man, we all been there. Move on and learn. Most hookers/strippers cannot be trusted. They will lie at the drop of a hat if it means getting a few dollars from you or even keeping themselves safe. Dont read into their behavior. They are there for you to enjoy the experience and move on. They are not looking to date you. And i honestly dont look down on them either. They have a job and they are good at it. Many dont have an issue allowing you to play a little more of it gets them paid more

I honestly dont see the appeal anymore. Why are strippers treated like some great unattainable treaure?? Women who literally service hundreds of men a day are the best prize you can get??? So much so that you proudly post about getting a fake number from one online??

Sounds like you have to learn some priorities in life. Improve yourself and you will attract women who really want you and are worth your time
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