Current Events > Ayyy I got a stripper's number tonight

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No_U_L7
10/30/19 6:01:58 PM
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Then why did she give me her number?!?!


To make you feel special so youd get more dances from her later...

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Purely
10/30/19 6:49:50 PM
#53:


No_U_L7 posted...
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Then why did she give me her number?!?!


To make you feel special so youd get more dances from her later...


But again she wasn't trying to sell me more dances. We're going in circles here and you're refusing to see certain parts of this.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
10/30/19 6:55:22 PM
#54:


Literally bragging about getting sloppy seconds from a stripper.
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No_U_L7
10/30/19 7:06:01 PM
#55:


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But again she wasn't trying to sell me more dances. We're going in circles here and you're refusing to see certain parts of this.


I already addressed that...she wants you to suggest the additional dancers, it's a very common sales technique

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Purely
10/30/19 7:13:21 PM
#56:


KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Literally bragging about getting sloppy seconds from a stripper.


Literally look at this guy's sig
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Purely
10/30/19 8:38:10 PM
#57:


I just thought of another scenario where it's like she was considering herself like a normal girl giving a guy her number, so I should have waited 3 days before hitting her up. Seemed needy by messaging her that same night.
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No_U_L7
10/30/19 8:38:51 PM
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I just thought of another scenario where it's like she was considering herself like a normal girl giving a guy her number, so I should have waited 3 days before hitting her up. Seemed needy by messaging her that same night.


Lmao who waits 3 days?!

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Purely
10/30/19 8:42:48 PM
#59:


No_U_L7 posted...
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I just thought of another scenario where it's like she was considering herself like a normal girl giving a guy her number, so I should have waited 3 days before hitting her up. Seemed needy by messaging her that same night.


Lmao who waits 3 days?!


That was the standard in the 90s. I don't know what the kids are doing now.
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rexcrk
10/30/19 8:44:33 PM
#60:


Aristoph posted...
>Perfect body
>Big fake boobies

Pick one.

I was literally going to say this lol.
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Colorahdo
10/30/19 8:47:29 PM
#61:


How could you fall for this tc seriously

This is literally her job
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Purely
10/30/19 8:48:48 PM
#62:


Colorahdo posted...
How could you fall for this tc seriously

This is literally her job


Multiple visits and she was so excited to see me and let me do whatever I wanted to her....
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ChewedMint
10/30/19 9:32:15 PM
#63:


TC is in denial lmao. When are you going to admit that you got hoodwinked?
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kingdrake2
10/30/19 9:34:02 PM
#64:


ChewedMint posted...
TC is in denial lmao. When are you going to admit that you got hoodwinked?


at least he got a fun time out of that encounter. but completely right about it.
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FuneralFroth
10/30/19 9:36:34 PM
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Their job to hustle dudes into thinking they *like* them bro. Come one son we're not hating on you, just listen to what people are telling you here. Shes playing you like a fucking pinball machine
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Delirious_Beard
10/30/19 9:37:51 PM
#66:


tc getting dunked on by literally scofield
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Purely
10/30/19 10:06:35 PM
#68:


ChewedMint posted...
TC is in denial lmao. When are you going to admit that you got hoodwinked?


I didn't get hoodwinked. I made out with a hot ass girl while she rode on my boner.
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Hayame Zero
10/30/19 10:28:48 PM
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I'm getting flashbacks of when Butters went to Raisins.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
10/30/19 10:29:08 PM
#71:


Purely posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Literally bragging about getting sloppy seconds from a stripper.


Literally look at this guy's sig

What about it?? I lost a sig bet and I honored it instead of welching, I'm just that awesome.
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ccidz
10/31/19 1:54:58 AM
#72:


Have you even talked to her recently outside of getting her number and she stopped responding?
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BadJamNToast
10/31/19 2:01:35 AM
#73:


I didnt know strip clubs still existed.
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Purely
10/31/19 6:26:46 PM
#74:


Still haven't heard from her. I'm thinking about actually calling her and seeing what happens. Couldn't hurt, right? This texting shit...

You know something I didn't mention is how much eye contact we're making during the dance. She loves facing me and staring into my eyes and smiling and points out when my dimples show up. That's another part of it that's a lot different than the typical broads that just have their back to me most of the time and clearly aren't into it.
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Funkydog
10/31/19 6:35:25 PM
#75:


This has to be trolling at this point, right?

TC can't honestly believe this

Right?
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Purely
10/31/19 6:56:25 PM
#76:


Funkydog posted...
This has to be trolling at this point, right?

TC can't honestly believe this

Right?


Believe what exactly? It's not like I'm saying she's in love with me.
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Axiom
10/31/19 7:03:33 PM
#77:


Funkydog posted...
This has to be trolling at this point, right?

TC can't honestly believe this

Right?

The only post I read was the one above yours and that's all I need to see to know none of this happened
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Shinnokxz
10/31/19 7:06:15 PM
#78:


MortimerBrewstr posted...
A friend of mine achieved the same feat a few months bag. He drank a bunch of mini-bar sized bottles of wine in the parking lot to work up the courage to go in there, and lie to every stripper he met about his situation. He came up with a story about inheriting wealth from his father who was killed on a boat accident, which it turns out was the very same boat he was exploded out of from the hull into the ocean, and he had decided to move to Las Vegas to recover, and during recovery spend time and some of his newly inherited wealth at strip clubs. A week or so later the stripper broke up with him in front of a gym after she had him manually roll down the windows of his old ass nissan versa to tell him how displeased she was when he told her her wasn't wealthy, but just a guy looking for a low risk night of irresponsible fun. Ironically he drove a better car than she did.


What did I just read, lol

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Purely
10/31/19 7:10:10 PM
#79:


Axiom posted...
Funkydog posted...
This has to be trolling at this point, right?

TC can't honestly believe this

Right?

The only post I read was the one above yours and that's all I need to see to know none of this happened


See, I knew it was a special thing that she stares at me when she dances.
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Shinnokxz
10/31/19 7:10:42 PM
#80:


I live near Vegas and this is a networking and marketing technique many strippers deploy. Dating sites, POF namely, almost every third profile I come across out of Vegas is a stripper looking to strike up talk to a guy and getting them into the door of the club. Some of them blatantly just put the shit and the name of the club in their profile. I see this is comparable to getting their number

The only way to find out if she's even remotely interested is supposing a date. If she deflects and spins it to try to get you back in the club, then what's hard to comprehend about what's happening?

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Shinnokxz
10/31/19 7:14:41 PM
#81:


It's also looking like you are acting pretty gullible and she's playing into it
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Nova4554
10/31/19 7:14:45 PM
#82:


what else is man to stick his dick in but a nice stripper.
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DoubleDare
10/31/19 7:24:27 PM
#83:


I hope you gave her a number from an app.
Or are you stupid enough to give her your real number?

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Purely
10/31/19 7:39:33 PM
#84:


DoubleDare posted...
I hope you gave her a number from an app.
Or are you stupid enough to give her your real number?


She typed it into my phone herself. I don't even know what giving a number from an app means.
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Shinnokxz
10/31/19 7:41:23 PM
#85:


using a psuedo number that still gets to your phone. like google voice
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Funkydog
10/31/19 7:56:08 PM
#86:


Axiom posted...
Funkydog posted...
This has to be trolling at this point, right?

TC can't honestly believe this

Right?

The only post I read was the one above yours and that's all I need to see to know none of this happened

Lmao, yeah, really is telling on a second look that this is fake as shit.
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Purely
10/31/19 8:16:53 PM
#87:


Funkydog posted...
Axiom posted...
Funkydog posted...
This has to be trolling at this point, right?

TC can't honestly believe this

Right?

The only post I read was the one above yours and that's all I need to see to know none of this happened

Lmao, yeah, really is telling on a second look that this is fake as shit.


It really isn't fake.
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DoubleDare
10/31/19 8:48:50 PM
#88:


I mean there is one girl at the ctrip club I was thinkin of gettin her number too for some outside the club hangin out.

But I'd give her a textnow number or whatever I use now lol.

But no I don't think she would want to be my gf or anything extra.

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karlpilkington4
10/31/19 8:59:32 PM
#89:


If a stripper gives you her number, its because she

A) Wants to get you back to her club so you spend more money on her

Or

B) She wants you as a sugar daddy.

Either way, all she wants right now is money. However, there's like a 6% chance I'm wrong, and this is actually true love.
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Purely
10/31/19 9:29:44 PM
#90:


karlpilkington4 posted...
If a stripper gives you her number, its because she

A) Wants to get you back to her club so you spend more money on her

Or

B) She wants you as a sugar daddy.

Either way, all she wants right now is money. However, there's like a 6% chance I'm wrong, and this is actually true love.


I haven't talked about love this whole time, man. That's where you guys are getting the way wrong idea. I think she's a slut and when she felt my firm member, she got excited. She wanted it inside her. It's plain as that.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
11/01/19 2:44:32 AM
#91:


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I think she's a slut and when she felt my firm member, she got excited.

pffffhahaHAHA OMG my sides hurt from laughing so hard HAHAHAHA
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StealthRock
11/01/19 3:57:01 AM
#92:


Bro

Strippers turn tricks in and out of clubs all the time. Just because its not allowed doesnt mean it doesnt happen. Most management and security are willing to allow it as long as the cops arent watching. A lot of guys get their numbers. Mostly to meet up later and make more money from them.

She is more than likely using you. Allowing you to fondle her in the club is not a sign of anything more than her doing her job. Strippers arent like normal girls. They are used to getting guys excited and leading them on. If they had issues with random men touching them then they wouldnt be strippers.

Dont read to much into it.

But im pretty sure you are trolling at this point
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Purely
11/01/19 4:14:33 PM
#93:


I think I'm gonna call her tonight while I'm at the bar with people. I'll have the courage to do it.
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StealthRock
11/01/19 4:38:54 PM
#94:


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I think I'm gonna call her tonight while I'm at the bar with people. I'll have the courage to do it.

She probably wont answer
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Kazi1212
11/01/19 4:52:11 PM
#95:


While people are putting down the tc saying he got hoodwinked, he had a hot ass stripper ride his boner. Who cares if shes really into him or not, yall are missing the forest for the trees
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Kazi1212
11/01/19 5:50:58 PM
#97:


shockthemonkey posted...
Kazi1212 posted...
While people are putting down the tc saying he got hoodwinked, he had a hot ass stripper ride his boner. Who cares if shes really into him or not, yall are missing the forest for the trees

That he paid a stripper and she did that thing strippers do when you pay them?

I dont think anyone missed that part


most strippers dont let guys touching them all over and give quality service like that
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Purely
11/01/19 6:00:01 PM
#98:


Kazi1212 posted...
shockthemonkey posted...
Kazi1212 posted...
While people are putting down the tc saying he got hoodwinked, he had a hot ass stripper ride his boner. Who cares if shes really into him or not, yall are missing the forest for the trees

That he paid a stripper and she did that thing strippers do when you pay them?

I dont think anyone missed that part


most strippers dont let guys touching them all over and give quality service like that


Truth bomb, exactly.
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Kazi1212
11/01/19 6:20:31 PM
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Great original and creative insults by the usual suspects who loves hurling around condescending statements here on the daily, its so toxic in here as usual and its attributed to the same people.
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ChewedMint
11/01/19 6:21:28 PM
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Kazi1212 posted...
While people are putting down the tc saying he got hoodwinked, he had a hot ass stripper ride his boner. Who cares if shes really into him or not, yall are missing the forest for the trees

You mean he paid for a lap dance. And now he thinks she's actually interested in him when she's not, she's just trying to extract more money out of him. If she was interested, she would have responded to his texts.
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