Current Events > Ayyy I got a stripper's number tonight

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Hot girl with a perfect body, big fake boobies.

I went there a few weeks ago and she and I had a wild time together. I mean she felt that I was aroused and got real into it. People say she's just doing her job, but she was riding me, and letting me feel up her boobs and put them in my mouth....

This time when she saw me she was so excited. She took me back and it was the best lap dance ever. We were making out and she was putting her hands down my shirt. She really is into me.

So when we were done I was just getting the money together to pay her and shes like no, pay me by your table, I'll give you my number. So she does, she calls herself on my phone and now we've texted a little.

She was getting all crazy too and saying I better not get dances with anyone else or she'll say fuck this guy. I'm like what about the dudes you're getting dances with? She's like I'm trying to pay my rent but I'm not giving them my number.

What do I do now though? I don't want to pay her like a prostitute.

Soon youll be like richard gere in Brooklyn's Finest
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FuneralFroth posted...

Soon youll be like richard gere in Brooklyn's Finest

What does that mean

>Perfect body
>Big fake boobies

Pick one.
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Aristoph posted...

>Perfect body
>Big fake boobies

Pick one.

Perfect body for a stripper

You're most likely not the only one, imagine how many other guys have put their mouths on her tits and made out before you in one night.
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trappedunderice posted...

You're most likely not the only one, imagine how many other guys have put their mouths on her tits and made out before you in one night.

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An indirect kiss
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gunplagirl posted...

trappedunderice posted...

You're most likely not the only one, imagine how many other guys have put their mouths on her tits and made out before you in one night.

Anime voice
An indirect kiss

It was DIRECT

So how many dollars you spent so far
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gunplagirl posted...

trappedunderice posted...

You're most likely not the only one, imagine how many other guys have put their mouths on her tits and made out before you in one night.

Anime voice
An indirect kiss

It was DIRECT

A direct kiss with the other guys that she had kissed earlier that night and had sucking on her titties?
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Foppe posted...

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gunplagirl posted...

trappedunderice posted...

You're most likely not the only one, imagine how many other guys have put their mouths on her tits and made out before you in one night.

Anime voice
An indirect kiss

It was DIRECT

A direct kiss with the other guys that she had kissed earlier that night and had sucking on her titties?

She doesn't do that with the other guys. I'm special!!

hakujo posted...

So how many dollars you spent so far

Shhhh

This reminds me of that episode of king of the hill where Bill drives to some office in Arizona to meet a girl because she flirted with him through those fast food drive through things.

It doesn't end well for Bill, but TC isn't some overweight military barber with poor hygiene who puts women on a pedestal due to how little attention he gets from them, so who knows.
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So... I didn't see her at all, walking around or anything for a good hour before we left. And she stopped answering my texts. I really hope they didn't see her giving her number out and fire her. Fuck.

So why didnt you ask if she worked tonight?
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Foppe posted...

So why didnt you ask if she worked tonight?

What do you mean?

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Foppe posted...

So why didnt you ask if she worked tonight?

What do you mean?

Hey, Im not seeing Amber around, aint she working tonight?
Others are probably asking about their favorite stripper all the time.
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Just sounds like she wanted to make sure your dollar bills all hers and not some other girls.

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So why didnt you ask if she worked tonight?

What do you mean?

Hey, Im not seeing Amber around, aint she working tonight?
Others are probably asking about their favorite stripper all the time.

But I know she was working... that's how I got her number...

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Lol wow she really reeled you in and suckered you. Very typical stripper tricks she did, she must've really thought you were a sucker and you fell for it

Source: I'm a pick up artist who has done tons of strip club game

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No_U_L7 posted...

Lol wow she really reeled you in and suckered you. Very typical stripper tricks she did, she must've really thought you were a sucker and you fell for it

Source: I'm a pick up artist who has done tons of strip club game

Ok yeah, that's why she was making out with me and letting me stick fingers wherever I wanted.

You should try talking to her, or dating her. I wouldn't expect anything other than good sex though, and keep a tight grip on your wallet.

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Ok yeah, that's why she was making out with me and letting me stick fingers wherever I wanted.

Making out and touching means a lot more to you than it does a stripper. Like I said, stripper tricks. She used it to make you feel special so youd spend more money on you. She was probably avoiding you at the end lol

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No_U_L7 posted...

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Ok yeah, that's why she was making out with me and letting me stick fingers wherever I wanted.

Making out and touching means a lot more to you than it does a stripper. Like I said, stripper tricks. She used it to make you feel special so youd spend more money on you. She was probably avoiding you at the end lol

I would have seen her even if she was avoiding me. She didn't put her ass on the line giving me her number after I was already done paying her for no reason. I DID get one more dance after her though. Maybe she saw and is pissed at me, like she said she would be.

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I would have seen her even if she was avoiding me. She didn't put her ass on the line giving me her number after I was already done paying her for no reason. I DID get one more dance after her though. Maybe she saw and is pissed at me, like she said she would be.

Strippers actually give their numbers out all the time lol, it's not really unallowed

Like I said, stripper tricks...idk what's so hard to understand

If she let's you kiss w.o paying it's a good sign, if she slips you tongue it's a good sign, if you get number with explicit plans to hangout outside of the club (and w.o paying), it's a good sign

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No_U_L7 posted...

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I would have seen her even if she was avoiding me. She didn't put her ass on the line giving me her number after I was already done paying her for no reason. I DID get one more dance after her though. Maybe she saw and is pissed at me, like she said she would be.

Strippers actually give their numbers out all the time lol, it's not really unallowed

Like I said, stripper tricks...idk what's so hard to understand

If she let's you kiss w.o paying it's a good sign, if she slips you tongue it's a good sign, if you get number with explicit plans to hangout outside of the club (and w.o paying), it's a good sign

Well yeah the last time she came around she slipped me tongue and I didn't pay anything. But then I never saw her anywhere on the floor again. Maybe she just went home.... but maybe they sent her home. This place definitely fires girls that give out their numbers. They're very lax as far as lap dances go. It seems to be up to the girl what's allowed, because I'm all over this girl's tits and ass in front of the bouncers and they don't say a word. But they're serious against prostitution and I know of girls that got fired for it.

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Well yeah the last time she came around she slipped me tongue and I didn't pay anything. But then I never saw her anywhere on the floor again. Maybe she just went home.... but maybe they sent her home. This place definitely fires girls that give out their numbers. They're very lax as far as lap dances go. It seems to be up to the girl what's allowed, because I'm all over this girl's tits and ass in front of the bouncers and they don't say a word. But they're serious against prostitution and I know of girls that got fired for it.

Tongue is good, but at that point she is likely just teasing you try to trick you into getting more dances

Prostitution is def not allowed. Giving out your number happens literally all the time. How do you think strippers coordinate with their regulars? There are guys who make appointments to go in and get lap dances lol

If she told you she isnt allowed to give out her number but she did it for you, that is once again a stripper trick to make you feel special lol

I believe management instructs them not to give out their numbers, but bouncers will never report it and look the other way

Again, numbers really isnt a big deal...also stripper tricks

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she's just doing her job

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I was just getting the money together to pay her

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better not get dances with anyone else

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I'm trying to pay my rent

This is the relevant info here. It's literally her job to get you interested in her so you'll keep paying her for dances and whatever else she dangles in front of you, pun intended.

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I don't want to pay her like a prostitute.

Aren't you doing that right now tho? Softcore prostitution?
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No_U_L7 posted...

Tongue is good, but at that point she is likely just teasing you try to trick you into getting more dances

But she wasn't trying to get me to buy more dances. That's what you don't get. At this point she was walking by and I called out her name and she came up and was just kissing me and whispering in my ear and rubbing my dick. There was no talk of any dances.

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But she wasn't trying to get me to buy more dances. That's what you don't get. At this point she was walking by and I called out her name and she came up and was just kissing me and whispering in my ear and rubbing my dick. There was no talk of any dances.

What part of stripper tricks dont you get lol

Shes trying to get you to suggest the dances

It's common buyer-seller dynamics, shes trying to inception the idea into your head, because you did make the move to call her over. If she stayed with you another 30 min right there it's a good sign

But all signs point to stripper tricks

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jeffhardyb0yz posted...

LMAO why don't you just text her already instead of feeling special. See where it goes. I'm siding with the others on this one though

Again, I did and she's not saying anything back now.

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jeffhardyb0yz posted...

LMAO why don't you just text her already instead of feeling special. See where it goes. I'm siding with the others on this one though

Again, I did and she's not saying anything back now.

shes getting railed

Ask her out to dinner or coffee.

If she declines you know it was just a trick.

FightingJester posted...

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jeffhardyb0yz posted...

LMAO why don't you just text her already instead of feeling special. See where it goes. I'm siding with the others on this one though

Again, I did and she's not saying anything back now.

shes getting railed

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I wanted to laugh at first, but now I just feel bad for TC :(
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Funkydog posted...

I wanted to laugh at first, but now I just feel bad for TC :(

Don't feel bad for me, I had an awesome night. I think she's just pissed now and feels like I cheated on her.

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Funkydog posted...

I wanted to laugh at first, but now I just feel bad for TC :(

Don't feel bad for me, I had an awesome night. I think she's just pissed now and feels like I cheated on her.

Now I think you might just be trolling.
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Funkydog posted...

Now I think you might just be trolling.

Hes extrapolating what he thinks happened off limited info...unfortunately hes totally incorrect since I've seen this literally hundreds of times

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tfw I don't normally believe a thing no u l7 says but he's pretty spot on this time. Not that she's a bad person for leading sometime on, just good business. But unless tc does ask her out for coffee or whatever and she agrees, he did get hustled.
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gunplagirl posted...

tfw I don't normally believe a thing no u l7 says but he's pretty spot on this time. Not that she's a bad person for leading sometime on, just good business. But unless tc does ask her out for coffee or whatever and she agrees, he did get hustled.

If she was hustling me she would say something back.

Oh my sweet summer child

How much have you been spending on her btw
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This is just... this is just sad dude.
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It's literally her job to seduce men into giving her money.
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Purely posted...

If she was hustling me she would say something back.

Once you left the club there was no way to give her more money for dances

Flockaveli posted...

It's literally her job to seduce men into giving her money.

Seducing strippers is possible, but it's not for the uninitiated. You need to understand sexuality and attraction better than a stripper to do it

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No_U_L7 posted...

Once you left the club there was no way to give her more money for dances

Then why did she give me her number?!?!

A friend of mine achieved the same feat a few months bag. He drank a bunch of mini-bar sized bottles of wine in the parking lot to work up the courage to go in there, and lie to every stripper he met about his situation. He came up with a story about inheriting wealth from his father who was killed on a boat accident, which it turns out was the very same boat he was exploded out of from the hull into the ocean, and he had decided to move to Las Vegas to recover, and during recovery spend time and some of his newly inherited wealth at strip clubs. A week or so later the stripper broke up with him in front of a gym after she had him manually roll down the windows of his old ass nissan versa to tell him how displeased she was when he told her her wasn't wealthy, but just a guy looking for a low risk night of irresponsible fun. Ironically he drove a better car than she did.
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MortimerBrewstr posted...

A friend of mine achieved the same feat a few months bag. He drank a bunch of mini-bar sized bottles of wine in the parking lot to work up the courage to go in there, and lie to every stripper he met about his situation. He came up with a story about inheriting wealth from his father who was killed on a boat accident, which it turns out was the very same boat he was exploded out of from the hull into the ocean, and he had decided to move to Las Vegas to recover, and during recovery spend time and some of his newly inherited wealth at strip clubs. A week or so later the stripper broke up with him in front of a gym after she had him manually roll down the windows of his old ass nissan versa to tell him how displeased she was when he told her her wasn't wealthy, but just a guy looking for a low risk night of irresponsible fun. Ironically he drove a better car than she did.

Lol, she was looking for a sugar daddy.

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