Current Events > Got a new girlfriend, what order do I show her Star Wars

Topic List
Page List: 1
TheDyslexicGuy
10/30/19 12:24:18 AM
#1:


I want her to know the whole saga but 4,5, and 6 are so old. What do?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate
10/30/19 12:25:23 AM
#2:


Rogue One, Solo, 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8
---
Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain.
Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
XplodnPnguins92
10/30/19 12:26:52 AM
#3:


order of release is the only answer to these types of questions.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
545x39
10/30/19 12:29:14 AM
#4:


Harmy 4/5/6, avoid the rest.
---
Freya weeps upon her golden throne.
https://i.imgtc.ws/5HtAD5f.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Garioshi
10/30/19 12:30:23 AM
#5:


4 5 6 Rogue One 7 8 1 2 3 Solo is probably the best order
---
"I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018
... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman
10/30/19 12:34:37 AM
#6:


456 and nothing else.
---
Currently playing: Castlevania: Rondo of Blood (ps4)
... Copied to Clipboard!
Christian RULES
10/30/19 12:34:55 AM
#7:


6 1 3 Rogue One 2 7 4 Solo 8 5
---
TRUMP 2020 - Keep America Great - Promises Made! Promises Kept! #KAG #MAGA
RIP Man Fan - http://youtu.be/M1YbbuV9YOk - https://imgur.com/K1Q7M5r
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mistere Man
10/30/19 12:35:07 AM
#8:


Larp them out with her.
---
Water+Fall=Radiation.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns
10/30/19 12:35:19 AM
#9:


Shes gonna break up with you for watching kids movies smh
---
Clean Butt Crew
... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury
10/30/19 12:39:20 AM
#10:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Rogue One, Solo, 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8



---
... Copied to Clipboard!
konokonohamaru
10/30/19 12:43:34 AM
#11:


don't. just pretend star wars doesn't exist
---
A very happy young man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future.
... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes
10/30/19 12:45:06 AM
#12:


6 then 9
---
My knee hurts
... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker
10/30/19 12:46:03 AM
#13:


Are you really going to make this poor girl watch all 12 of these nerdy movies.

I'm sure if she was inclined she would have seen at least one of them already.
---
"He busted in, blessed be the Lord
Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM
... Copied to Clipboard!
Timohtep
10/30/19 12:48:12 AM
#14:


XplodnPnguins92 posted...
order of release is the only answer to these types of questions.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken
10/30/19 12:48:34 AM
#15:


How young is she that shes never seen Star Wars? Jesus Christ.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate
10/30/19 12:48:57 AM
#16:


Freddie_Mercury posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Rogue One, Solo, 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8



Rogue One was a good movie regardless if you are big on Star Wars or not. The events take place right before Episode 4.

For someone who hasn't seen them at all, I think starting with Rogue One instead of Episode 4 from the 1970s is a much better initial introduction to the series. It explains a lot about the force and sets up A New Hope nicely.
---
Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain.
Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
WashYourHands
10/30/19 12:48:58 AM
#17:


Do you want her to continue being your gf?

Not everything is for sharing, I would think that unless she lived under a rock or she is 12 years old she hasnt seen any of them for a reason. She may be agreeing just to be nice.
---
Pay yourself before any bills, savings is paramount but often forgotten
... Copied to Clipboard!
gloBal enemy
10/30/19 12:49:06 AM
#18:


Does she actually want to watch every movie?

---
If you can understand this, I'm 2/cosC for you.
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDyslexicGuy
10/30/19 12:57:28 AM
#19:


Smashingpmkns posted...
Shes gonna break up with you for watching kids movies smh

She shouldn't have a problem with kids because she raised you
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate
10/30/19 12:59:26 AM
#20:


TheDyslexicGuy posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Shes gonna break up with you for watching kids movies smh

She shouldn't have a problem with kids because she raised you

Rekt burned SLAMMED!
---
Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain.
Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png
... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese
10/30/19 1:01:17 AM
#21:


TheDyslexicGuy posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Shes gonna break up with you for watching kids movies smh

She shouldn't have a problem with kids because she raised you

N8dXUom
---
()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this...
(o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery
... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes
10/30/19 1:02:07 AM
#22:


TheDyslexicGuy posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Shes gonna break up with you for watching kids movies smh

She shouldn't have a problem with kids because she raised you

Alright shut it down, topic over
---
My knee hurts
... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese
10/30/19 1:02:35 AM
#23:


Christian RULES posted...
6 1 3 Rogue One 2 7 4 Solo 8 5 Holiday Special

---
()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this...
(o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery
... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Karate_II
10/30/19 1:03:32 AM
#24:


Rogue One,4,5,6,7,and 8.
---
Currently Playing: Resident Evil 4 Mercenaries Mode,Resident Evil 6 Mercenaries Mode & Call of Duty Ghosts
... Copied to Clipboard!
Christian RULES
10/30/19 5:23:09 AM
#25:


Manocheese posted...
TheDyslexicGuy posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Shes gonna break up with you for watching kids movies smh

She shouldn't have a problem with kids because she raised you

N8dXUom


DAMN THIS GUY GOT OBLITERATED
---
TRUMP 2020 - Keep America Great - Promises Made! Promises Kept! #KAG #MAGA
RIP Man Fan - http://youtu.be/M1YbbuV9YOk - https://imgur.com/K1Q7M5r
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt
10/30/19 5:26:54 AM
#26:


Spare her soul and don't show her Star Wars at all.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt
10/30/19 5:28:08 AM
#27:


TheDyslexicGuy posted...
Smashingpmkns posted...
Shes gonna break up with you for watching kids movies smh

She shouldn't have a problem with kids because she raised you

Oh shit lmao
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi
10/30/19 5:29:33 AM
#28:


Backwards. Take her to 9. Then show her 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, Rogue One, Solo, 3, 2, and then 1.

---
XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers
... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001
10/30/19 5:30:30 AM
#29:


Release order

Other orders are tricky, you could do machete order, that one is alright
---
"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9
... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001
10/30/19 5:34:02 AM
#30:


This order is alright, it's kinda like Machete but keeps Ep 1 and includes new ones:
Episode IV: A New Hope (1977)
Rogue One (2016)
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999) *optional*
Episode II: Attack of the Clones (2002)
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Solo (2018) *optional*
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi (1983)
Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
Episode VIII: The Last Jedi (2017)
Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
---
"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9
... Copied to Clipboard!
scar the 1
10/30/19 5:38:07 AM
#31:


Release order. The whole point of a prequel is that you're supposed to have seen the movie it's prequel to, first. Rogue One and Solo takes for granted that you've already watched at least six Star Wars movies.
---
Stop being so aggressively argumentative for no reason. - UnfairRepresent
... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi
10/30/19 5:40:29 AM
#32:


scar the 1 posted...
Release order. The whole point of a prequel is that you're supposed to have seen the movie it's prequel to, first. Rogue One and Solo takes for granted that you've already watched at least six Star Wars movies.


You could perfectly understand Solo and Rogue One just from having seen the OT. Hell, probably from just seeing ANH.

---
XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman
Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers
... Copied to Clipboard!
gloBal enemy
10/30/19 6:04:15 AM
#33:


Do you want her to just enjoy it or to truly understand the Star Wars universe?

---
If you can understand this, I'm 2/cosC for you.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing
10/30/19 6:04:29 AM
#34:


Put your Boba Phat in her sarlacc pit
---
Trucking Legend Don Schneider
https://i.imgtc.com/0EE5xDd.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
scar the 1
10/30/19 6:05:36 AM
#35:


jumi posted...
scar the 1 posted...
Release order. The whole point of a prequel is that you're supposed to have seen the movie it's prequel to, first. Rogue One and Solo takes for granted that you've already watched at least six Star Wars movies.


You could perfectly understand Solo and Rogue One just from having seen the OT. Hell, probably from just seeing ANH.

Depends a little bit what you mean. "Perfectly understand" isn't entirely accurate since there's a bunch of small details seeping in from The Clone Wars as well as the PT. And that's not really the point, either. I could reasonably understand episode II or episode VIII if I hadn't watched any other. The point is that the movies are written with an audience that's watched all the other stuff in mind. As such, there's no real benefit to a chronological order.
---
Stop being so aggressively argumentative for no reason. - UnfairRepresent
... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001
10/30/19 6:07:58 AM
#36:


KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Put your Boba Phat in her sarlacc pit

Don't let her bend your wookie though
---
"joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori
https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1