Current Events > Man puts a katydid on his face. Pain ensues.

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St0rmFury 10/29/19 3:22:47 AM #1:	https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TenseImpassionedHatchetfish-mobile.mp4 --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:929375024] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>https://thumbs.gfycat.com/TenseImpassionedHatchetfish-mobile.mp4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 10/29/19 3:59:40 AM #2:	It didnt like the other dude. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:929375514] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>It didnt like the other dude.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 10/29/19 4:03:30 AM #3:	Why would you do that --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:929375557] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote> Why would you do that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 10/31/19 3:13:11 AM #4:	Ouch what the hell was the thing left behind? <cite>PBusted posted [p:929462783] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Ouch what the hell was the thing left behind?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 10/31/19 3:17:05 AM #5:	PBusted posted... Ouch what the hell was the thing left behind? I think it was the whole face of the katydid. Thing chomped on so hard it wasn't letting go for anything. Not even death. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:929462852] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>PBusted posted... </cite> <quote>Ouch what the hell was the thing left behind?</quote>I think it was the whole face of the katydid. Thing chomped on so hard it wasn't letting go for anything. Not even death. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stoltenberg11 10/31/19 3:26:01 AM #6:	PBusted posted... Ouch what the hell was the thing left behind? He ripped its head and some innards out of its body when it bit him and wouldn't let go --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate <cite>stoltenberg11 posted [p:929462983] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>PBusted posted...</cite> <quote>Ouch what the hell was the thing left behind?</quote> He ripped its head and some innards out of its body when it bit him and wouldn't let go</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vigorm0rtis 10/31/19 3:28:19 AM #7:	Wow. Those are a lot bigger than the ones we have here. --- "Can't wait to count out your coin!" -- Bethesda, 2018 <cite>vigorm0rtis posted [p:929463031] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Wow. Those are a lot bigger than the ones we have here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giblet_Enjoyer 10/31/19 3:37:18 AM #8:	fuck all of that --- He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb <cite>Giblet_Enjoyer posted [p:929463163] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>fuck all of that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KLouD_KoNNeCteD 10/31/19 3:41:19 AM #9:	I've never seen one in person until about a week ago, it wasn't nearly as large as the one in the video. I had no idea they could bite down that hard. --- I want to suck the toe jam from Bobby Lashley's sweaty feet. Rainbow Sparkles is the best pony. <cite>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted [p:929463219] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>I've never seen one in person until about a week ago, it wasn't nearly as large as the one in the video. I had no idea they could bite down that hard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 10/31/19 3:43:36 AM #10:	vigorm0rtis posted... Wow. Those are a lot bigger than the ones we have here. Same. Big bugs are creepy. Ones here I've seen only get maybe half that size at the most. --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:929463248] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>vigorm0rtis posted... </cite> <quote>Wow. Those are a lot bigger than the ones we have here.</quote>Same. Big bugs are creepy. Ones here I've seen only get maybe half that size at the most. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 10/31/19 3:46:53 AM #11:	He killed it <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:929463293] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>He killed it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inTaCtfuL 10/31/19 3:52:16 AM #12:	I'm ignorant as fuck, never even heard of this insect before. >_> I thought it was something else completely lol... --- i7-3970X Extreme ~ Asus Rampage IV Extreme ~ 32 GB DDR3-2133 ~ 10 TB 7200RPM ~ 500 GB SSD ~ 690 x2 ~ 1200 W PSU Gold ~ <cite>inTaCtfuL posted [p:929463368] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>I'm ignorant as fuck, never even heard of this insect before. >_> I thought it was something else completely lol... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frosted_Midna 10/31/19 4:03:04 AM #13:	That is scary as hell! --- It's more than good, it's alive! Warning: May contain stone hat pieces https://imgur.com/N6v5qZx <cite>Frosted_Midna posted [p:929463519] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>That is scary as hell!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 10/31/19 7:49:47 AM #14:	Giblet_Enjoyer posted... fuck all of that Username doesn't check out. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:929466499] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Giblet_Enjoyer posted...</cite> <quote>fuck all of that</quote> Username doesn't check out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wewillrocku 10/31/19 8:01:29 AM #15:	sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... He killed it are you serious? --- The american prison system is a sorry mess but giving them game consoles isn't going to solve anything. Zurriah <cite>Wewillrocku posted [p:929466760] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...</cite> <quote>He killed it </quote> are you serious?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 10/31/19 8:34:24 AM #16:	a couple of dumbshit dudebros killing something once the funny video took a turn, real nice bugs are animals too, animals deserve basic respect like any living thing does --- - Sent from my DynaTAC 8000X <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:929467475] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>a couple of dumbshit dudebros killing something once the funny video took a turn, real nice bugs are animals too, animals deserve basic respect like any living thing does </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solar_Crimson 10/31/19 8:38:24 AM #18:	inTaCtfuL posted... I'm ignorant as fuck, never even heard of this insect before. >_> I thought it was something else completely lol... If it's the same one I'm thinking of, they emerge here in the fall and make these really loud clicking noises. --- Be wary of boarding the hype train, lest you end up on the ruse cruise... - nanobuilder (r/nintendo) http://backloggery.com/SolarCrimson <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:929467563] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>inTaCtfuL posted...</cite> <quote>I'm ignorant as fuck, never even heard of this insect before. >_> I thought it was something else completely lol...</quote> If it's the same one I'm thinking of, they emerge here in the fall and make these really loud clicking noises.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R_Jackal 11/02/19 3:12:15 AM #20:	I like how it bit him, he pulled it away, and then still put it on his face, then killed it for biting him again. Idiot should've learned the first time. <cite>R_Jackal posted [p:929553571] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>I like how it bit him, he pulled it away, and then still put it on his face, then killed it for biting him again. Idiot should've learned the first time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 11/02/19 3:14:23 AM #21:	I didnt know they could be that big.... or vicious --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:929553606] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>I didnt know they could be that big.... or vicious </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 11/02/19 3:18:29 AM #22:	That's ok. I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway. --- https://imgur.com/x19Up25 https://imgur.com/NOWnBmY <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:929553675] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>That's ok. I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 11/02/19 3:19:44 AM #23:	Every time this topic gets bumped I have to open it. And impulsively watch it again. It freaks me out every time I do. Why do I do this to myself --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:929553694] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Every time this topic gets bumped I have to open it. And impulsively watch it again. It freaks me out every time I do. Why do I do this to myself </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lorenzo_2003 11/02/19 3:19:55 AM #24:	Katydids eat other insects. I'm not surprised this one chomped on that guy's face. Maybe next time he won't be a dumbass by annoying a carnivore that's minding its own business. --- ... <cite>Lorenzo_2003 posted [p:929553697] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Katydids eat other insects. I'm not surprised this one chomped on that guy's face. Maybe next time he won't be a dumbass by annoying a carnivore that's minding its own business.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 11/02/19 3:21:22 AM #25:	Lorenzo_2003 posted... Katydids eat other insects. I'm not surprised this one chomped on that guy's face. Maybe next time he won't be a dumbass by annoying a carnivore that's minding its own business. If I saw that katydid my first thought would be well I ain't fucking with that. Lawd jaysus it's a big fucker --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:929553725] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Lorenzo_2003 posted... </cite> <quote>Katydids eat other insects. I'm not surprised this one chomped on that guy's face. Maybe next time he won't be a dumbass by annoying a carnivore that's minding its own business.</quote>If I saw that katydid my first thought would be well I ain't fucking with that. Lawd jaysus it's a big fucker </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zack_Attackv1 11/02/19 3:21:59 AM #26:	viewmaster_pi posted... a couple of dumbshit dudebros killing something once the funny video took a turn, real nice bugs are animals too, animals deserve basic respect like any living thing does Giblet_Enjoyer posted... fuck all of that --- https://imgur.com/pHCWZ1V https://imgur.com/pZ94rC3 <cite>Zack_Attackv1 posted [p:929553729] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>viewmaster_pi posted...</cite> <quote>a couple of dumbshit dudebros killing something once the funny video took a turn, real nice bugs are animals too, animals deserve basic respect like any living thing does </quote> Giblet_Enjoyer posted...</cite> <quote>fuck all of that</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mattnd2007 11/02/19 3:24:18 AM #27:	But I suppose wherever this is it is more normal to see the bigger ones like that. I don't want to live anywhere that has big bugs as a normal thing. https://youtu.be/6iQfFDLPZ5o --- Show me a man who resorts to violence and I'll show you a man who's run out of good ideas Phil Funnie <cite>mattnd2007 posted [p:929553766] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>But I suppose wherever this is it is more normal to see the bigger ones like that. I don't want to live anywhere that has big bugs as a normal thing. https://youtu.be/6iQfFDLPZ5o </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 11/02/19 4:15:08 AM #28:	KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted... I've never seen one in person until about a week ago, it wasn't nearly as large as the one in the video. I had no idea they could bite down that hard. Yeah they've got some but force for an insect. Big ones like will even eat mantises. --- #DerangedDonald #LockTrumpUp <cite>Machete posted [p:929554449] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...</cite> <quote>I've never seen one in person until about a week ago, it wasn't nearly as large as the one in the video. I had no idea they could bite down that hard.</quote> Yeah they've got some but force for an insect. Big ones like will even eat mantises.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkittyOnWailord 11/02/19 4:19:34 AM #29:	Poor katydid. Humans can be so stupid. --- I'm here! I'm furry! I'll try not to shed! =^_^= i7 5820K\|Rampage V Extreme\|32GB DDR4 Ripjaws 4\|EVGA 2080 Ti XC Ultra\|HAF 932\| https://imgur.com/VGxelty <cite>SkittyOnWailord posted [p:929554498] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Poor katydid. Humans can be so stupid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 11/02/19 4:27:23 AM #30:	Wewillrocku posted... are you serious? I think so. Bug bit so hard when dude tried pulling it off the body and spine were stripped clean. <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:929554601] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Wewillrocku posted... </cite> <quote>are you serious?</quote>I think so. Bug bit so hard when dude tried pulling it off the body and spine were stripped clean. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sonic Cannon 11/02/19 4:29:56 AM #31:	Oh no he katydidn't --- Keep it green. <cite>Sonic Cannon posted [p:929554631] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Oh no he katydidn't</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 11/02/19 4:32:13 AM #32:	Those things are insanely common around here. I'm good to see anywhere from 3 to a dozen daily on my door, the porch railing, etc. They thrive in TN during the summer, same with those stick bugs. I think the largest I have seen was close to 2 inches. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:929554652] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Those things are insanely common around here. I'm good to see anywhere from 3 to a dozen daily on my door, the porch railing, etc. They thrive in TN during the summer, same with those stick bugs. I think the largest I have seen was close to 2 inches.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
A_A_Battery 11/02/19 5:40:04 AM #33:	Giblet_Enjoyer posted... fuck all of that <cite>A_A_Battery posted [p:929555467] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Giblet_Enjoyer posted... </cite> <quote>fuck all of that</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MI4 REAL 11/02/19 5:58:06 AM #34:	Probably a Brave Wilderness ripoff. --- "Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage <cite>MI4 REAL posted [p:929555687] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Probably a Brave Wilderness ripoff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Oldin 11/02/19 6:05:17 AM #36:	Flesh eating catydid @jpennys_cat --- GameFAQs is my Wife! https://tinyurl.com/y57qjuvv <cite>Oldin posted [p:929555793] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Flesh eating catydid @jpennys_cat </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MI4 REAL 11/02/19 6:10:54 AM #37:	dolomedes posted... sLaCkEr408___RJ posted... spine invertebrates tend to be spineless! I see what you did there. --- "Er...well, y'know. You can't make an omelette without um...destroying a forest.....or something" -Black Mage <cite>MI4 REAL posted [p:929555874] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>dolomedes posted...</cite> <quote>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...</cite> <quote>spine</quote> invertebrates tend to be spineless!</quote> I see what you did there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pile_of_bones 11/02/19 6:14:17 AM #38:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0ye7e41X5k --- just a pile of bones <cite>pile_of_bones posted [p:929555919] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0ye7e41X5k</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 11/02/19 7:18:00 AM #39:	Where is this? I think this is close to home Anyway https://gfycat.com/TenseImpassionedHatchetfish --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt <cite>awesome999 posted [p:929556835] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Where is this? I think this is close to home Anyway https://gfycat.com/TenseImpassionedHatchetfish</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpennys_cat 11/02/19 9:22:28 AM #40:	Oldin posted... Flesh eating catydid @jpennys_cat Catydidn't! --- \| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= \| A Super Nice Stray Kitty \| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= \| #CEMayorElect #SayNoToWow #HatersGonnaHate \| #CateEmpire <cite>jpennys_cat posted [p:929558952] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Oldin posted...</cite> <quote>Flesh eating catydid @jpennys_cat </quote> Catydidn't! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 11/02/19 9:27:31 AM #41:	Thats horrifying --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:929559074] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Thats horrifying</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 11/02/19 9:28:14 AM #42:	That first guy looked like he was having a good time, why did the Owen Wilson wannabe have to ruin everything --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:929559088] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>That first guy looked like he was having a good time, why did the Owen Wilson wannabe have to ruin everything</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Number090684 11/02/19 10:13:54 AM #43:	mattnd2007 posted... PBusted posted... Ouch what the hell was the thing left behind? I think it was the whole face of the katydid. Thing chomped on so hard it wasn't letting go for anything. Not even death. Seriously, that motherfucker kept chomping into that dude's face when attempted to be pulled away and rather have his entire head ripped from his body than let go. --- US N Switch "Number" FC SW-3804-3177-9797 US PS3 / PS4 / PS Vita PSN: Number090684 <cite>Number090684 posted [p:929560152] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>mattnd2007 posted...</cite> <quote>PBusted posted... </cite> <quote>Ouch what the hell was the thing left behind?</quote>I think it was the whole face of the katydid. Thing chomped on so hard it wasn't letting go for anything. Not even death. </quote> Seriously, that motherfucker kept chomping into that dude's face when attempted to be pulled away and rather have his entire head ripped from his body than let go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PBusted 11/03/19 7:09:35 PM #44:	stoltenberg11 posted... PBusted posted... Ouch what the hell was the thing left behind? He ripped its head and some innards out of its body when it bit him and wouldn't let go Thats even nastier than I thought. Imagine pulling an insect off you and having its severed face and guts still clinging onto you. Good thing I already ate. Fucking gross. mattnd2007 posted... Every time this topic gets bumped I have to open it. And impulsively watch it again. It freaks me out every time I do. Why do I do this to myself TTI off in the settings can be a lifesaver <cite>PBusted posted [p:929623337] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>stoltenberg11 posted...</cite> <quote>PBusted posted...</cite> <quote>Ouch what the hell was the thing left behind?</quote> He ripped its head and some innards out of its body when it bit him and wouldn't let go</quote> Thats even nastier than I thought. Imagine pulling an insect off you and having its severed face and guts still clinging onto you. Good thing I already ate. Fucking gross. mattnd2007 posted...</cite> <quote>Every time this topic gets bumped I have to open it. And impulsively watch it again. It freaks me out every time I do. Why do I do this to myself </quote> TTI off in the settings can be a lifesaver</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HairyThotter 11/03/19 7:12:56 PM #45:	inTaCtfuL posted... I'm ignorant as fuck, never even heard of this insect before. >_> I thought it was something else completely lol... Nah you just haven't heard the name before... these things are everywhere, though the one in the video is HUGE --- "With cheese in either hand, anything is possible" <cite>HairyThotter posted [p:929623477] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>inTaCtfuL posted...</cite> <quote>I'm ignorant as fuck, never even heard of this insect before. >_> I thought it was something else completely lol... </quote> Nah you just haven't heard the name before... these things are everywhere, though the one in the video is HUGE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dib153 11/03/19 7:27:05 PM #47:	As a fan of bugs in general i learned a loooong time ago these fuckers bite HARD. This guy clearly doesn't appreciate --- "Dib is my new hero. Epic insult man, epic to the max" ~ Drakona <cite>dib153 posted [p:929624141] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>As a fan of bugs in general i learned a loooong time ago these fuckers bite HARD. This guy clearly doesn't appreciate</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 11/03/19 8:54:26 PM #48:	Outer_space posted... I thought he was gonna take it off without killing it :( You could argue that the bug killed itself by not letting go. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:929627787] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Outer_space posted...</cite> <quote>I thought he was gonna take it off without killing it :( </quote> You could argue that the bug killed itself by not letting go.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coh 11/03/19 8:57:42 PM #49:	This is why nobody likes millennials <cite>coh posted [p:929627922] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>This is why nobody likes millennials </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 11/03/19 9:00:59 PM #50:	Well that was a shitty video. I hate when people kill bugs outside. --- FFXIV: Lucius Hexenseele (Brynhildr) \| RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/Fish/Cook/Fletch/Div/Mining/Smithing/Thieving, 80 crafting <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:929628067] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>Well that was a shitty video. I hate when people kill bugs outside.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 11/03/19 9:02:40 PM #51:	this shit should be moddable what the hell. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/sQvRQV7.jpg https://imgtc.ws/i/lT4IPDD.png <cite>Doe posted [p:929628156] in Man puts a... [t:78118727]...</cite> <quote>this shit should be moddable what the hell.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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