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DevsBro
10/26/19 1:28:33 PM
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I know a lot of them though. One couple from Indiana, one couple from Pennsylvania, a dude from Missouri, a dude from California, a dude from Manhattan, a dude from Kentucky, a couple from Georgia (US) and Ukraine, a mother and son from the Philippines, a lot of people from Florida, a few from Mississippi, a lady from South Africa, probably a lot more I'm not thinking of.
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yunalenne10
10/26/19 1:30:34 PM
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Sweet home Alabama.
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10/26/19 1:30:44 PM
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jpenny2
10/26/19 1:30:48 PM
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Maybe they got a deal on a sweet home.
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AmericaTheBrave
10/26/19 1:30:55 PM
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Since no one wants to live there, property values are pretty good.
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electricbugs2
10/26/19 1:31:08 PM
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Crimson Tide

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TroutPaste
10/26/19 1:31:55 PM
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Pukelid
10/26/19 1:32:54 PM
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bama is essentially the third world so it's prob mondo cheap
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TroutPaste
10/26/19 1:33:41 PM
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It's probably a normal place in the cities, suburbs, campus towns
tbh
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scorpion41
10/26/19 1:34:24 PM
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Homes in the south are pretty cheap compared to other regions. $300k will put you in the best neighborhoods with the nicest houses
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TroutPaste
10/26/19 1:35:46 PM
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Pukelid posted...
bama is essentially the third world so it's prob mondo cheap


Third world countries don't have $25/hour jobs for people with high school degrees
I think you're underestimating how fucked up the third world is
They have Sega Master System still, not PS4
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ledbowman
10/26/19 1:36:55 PM
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Stop thinking of the world in stereotypes and it might make sense
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DezDroppedFreak
10/26/19 1:41:35 PM
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Its absolutely dirt cheap to live here compared to a lot of other places, and a lot of the higher end places like some of the suburbs of Birmingham and booming areas like Huntsville are decent areas to live all things considered.

Now why someone would move out to the boonies of Bama for any reason other than affordability is beyond me

Or Montgomery

Christ I hate Montgomery
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DevsBro
10/26/19 1:46:30 PM
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ledbowman posted...
Stop thinking of the world in stereotypes and it might make sense

Huh? What kind of stereotypes?
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DezDroppedFreak
10/26/19 1:47:31 PM
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ledbowman posted...
Stop thinking of the world in stereotypes and it might make sense

Devsbro is a Bama Boy

So he understands first hand
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/26/19 1:48:07 PM
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So do they really have hot line dancing chicks just out there for fun?
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DrizztLink
10/26/19 1:50:18 PM
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When you move away literally anywhere seems like paradise by comparison.

Getting paid a dollar an hour to staple your dick to a wolverine?

At least it's not Alabama.
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DevsBro
10/26/19 1:53:16 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
So do they really have hot line dancing chicks just out there for fun?

Not that I've ever seen.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/26/19 1:54:00 PM
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DevsBro posted...

Not that I've ever seen.

What about 21 year old redneck white girls who can open beer bottles with their mouths and would fight of ten cops just so I can drink my beer she opened in peace?
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DevsBro
10/26/19 1:55:24 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
DevsBro posted...

Not that I've ever seen.

What about 21 year old redneck white girls who can open beer bottles with their mouths and would fight of ten cops just so I can drink my beer she opened in peace?

Never seen those either, lol.
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ledbowman
10/26/19 1:56:25 PM
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DevsBro posted...
ledbowman posted...
Stop thinking of the world in stereotypes and it might make sense

Huh? What kind of stereotypes?

Just seemed like your empty op was a potshot at the usual targets. People have different cares and priorities than you

DezDroppedFreak posted...
ledbowman posted...
Stop thinking of the world in stereotypes and it might make sense

Devsbro is a Bama Boy

So he understands first hand

Me too
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/26/19 1:56:53 PM
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DevsBro posted...

Never seen those either, lol.

I feel like my expectations based on episodes of cops might not be realistic.

Do we at least have 18 year old redneck girls who still go mudding (whatever that is)
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FrankGoreHOF
10/26/19 1:59:19 PM
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Tons of perks

Housing is cheap as dirt
Caribbean vacations are nearby
Food is cheap and fattening and delicious as f
HS and college football is great
You can be openly racist
You can be openly sexist
Spouse abuse is buried under the rug
No border with mexico
White college girls party hard
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DevsBro
10/26/19 2:04:17 PM
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ledbowman posted...
DevsBro posted...
ledbowman posted...
Stop thinking of the world in stereotypes and it might make sense

Huh? What kind of stereotypes?

Just seemed like your empty op was a potshot at the usual targets. People have different cares and priorities than you

Potshot? It's just a list of people I know that moved from elsewhere.
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ledbowman
10/26/19 2:05:01 PM
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Ok
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a-c-a-b
10/26/19 2:10:02 PM
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DevsBro
10/26/19 2:10:28 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
DevsBro posted...

Never seen those either, lol.

I feel like my expectations based on episodes of cops might not be realistic.

Do we at least have 18 year old redneck girls who still go mudding (whatever that is)

Not sure. I'm familiar with the concept at least. You get a 4x4 of some sort and go drive through the mud. I know a few guys who I wouldn't be surprised to hear do it but have never really asked. Also not really sure where you would find enough mud except at a construction site, which would make you an ass.
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Solid Snake07
10/26/19 2:14:17 PM
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Very affordable cost of living, weather isn't perfect but it could be worse.

Yeah, some people have ass backward political views. But at the same time most people have the decency to keep their opinions to themselves, which I appreciate regardless of what you think
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/26/19 2:29:37 PM
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DevsBro posted...

Not sure. I'm familiar with the concept at least. You get a 4x4 of some sort and go drive through the mud. I know a few guys who I wouldn't be surprised to hear do it but have never really asked. Also not really sure where you would find enough mud except at a construction site, which would make you an ass.

Wow this is not what I expected.

Do we still have banjos and fiddles?
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Solid Snake07
10/26/19 2:34:11 PM
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DevsBro posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
DevsBro posted...

Never seen those either, lol.

I feel like my expectations based on episodes of cops might not be realistic.

Do we at least have 18 year old redneck girls who still go mudding (whatever that is)

Not sure. I'm familiar with the concept at least. You get a 4x4 of some sort and go drive through the mud. I know a few guys who I wouldn't be surprised to hear do it but have never really asked. Also not really sure where you would find enough mud except at a construction site, which would make you an ass.


You do it in a field. You're basically doing donuts in the mud instead of a parking lot.

Yeah it's stupid, which is why the only people who do it are kids and super rednecks
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DevsBro
10/26/19 2:53:02 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
DevsBro posted...

Not sure. I'm familiar with the concept at least. You get a 4x4 of some sort and go drive through the mud. I know a few guys who I wouldn't be surprised to hear do it but have never really asked. Also not really sure where you would find enough mud except at a construction site, which would make you an ass.

Wow this is not what I expected.

Do we still have banjos and fiddles?

Don't they everywhere? Every orchestra has violins in it. I only know one guy who plays banjo though.
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Kavatar
10/26/19 2:57:07 PM
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For me it was getting a good engineering job closer to home (Nashville). Cost of living is low, and Huntsville is a good enough city. If I hadn't met my wife and made some good friends, I probably would have left by now though.
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TomNook20
10/26/19 2:57:51 PM
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StealthRock
10/26/19 3:23:56 PM
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Im sure the chicks are thick
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/26/19 3:25:45 PM
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Oh oh question
are there trailer parks? How much is a trailer to buy in a trailer park? Can I get a wife if I own one?
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scorpion41
10/26/19 3:46:40 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Oh oh question
are there trailer parks? How much is a trailer to buy in a trailer park? Can I get a wife if I own one?


Yes. 30-80k, depending on the condition of it. You can, but its not required
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/26/19 3:50:51 PM
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scorpion41 posted...

Yes. 30-80k, depending on the condition of it. You can, but its not required

Wow I just need to move there and become a citizen
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XXmiznatorXX
10/26/19 9:09:48 PM
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Im black and id move there. Its better than the covert racism with the smug white liberals up north.
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coolboy11
10/26/19 9:38:46 PM
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XXmiznatorXX posted...
Im black and id move there. Its better than the covert racism with the smug white liberals up north.

the south tries covert racism, our natives just suck at it tbh so it's pretty easy dogwhistle to hear through.
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BilalPowell
10/26/19 9:39:50 PM
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1st state alphabetically. That's gotta be worth something.
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XXmiznatorXX
10/26/19 9:42:01 PM
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coolboy11 posted...
XXmiznatorXX posted...
Im black and id move there. Its better than the covert racism with the smug white liberals up north.

the south tries covert racism, our natives just suck at it tbh so it's pretty easy dogwhistle to hear through.

Ive been treated more equal in the south than up
North. Up north, they act like because Im black, I have to like rap, talk with Ebonics, and get shocked that I have a decent job.

Down there, nobody cares.
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coolboy11
10/26/19 9:44:48 PM
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of course the South is a very large region that varies wildly so experiences on racial issues may vary.
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yemmy
10/26/19 9:46:40 PM
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Yeah the Huntsville area isn't bad.

I wouldn't consider Alabama worse than Georgia. Mississippi, or Arkansas though.


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Skye Reynolds
10/26/19 9:54:05 PM
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