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KG536
10/26/19 3:10:32 AM
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My theory on coffee.
Coffee is not a plant. Coffee beans are actually dried up powdered roasted bones of dead or murdered people. Corporations get this coffee from the undersea kingdom ruled by the queen of the coast (Mermaid demon) in the Atlantic Ocean. Mermaid spirits add their vile bodily fluids into the coffee. Corporations add an addictive chemical called caffeine into the coffee. When you drink coffee you are drinking human beings.
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vigorm0rtis
10/26/19 3:12:22 AM
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I haven't had caffeine since 1996 but you can sell me on cannibalism.
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MabusIncarnate
10/26/19 3:14:02 AM
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vigorm0rtis posted...
I haven't had caffeine since 1996 but you can sell me on cannibalism.

I almost want to sig quote this because I like it so much.
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KG536
10/26/19 3:14:37 AM
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The smell of roasted coffee beansis actually incense burned to strange gods.
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John 3:16 KJV
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BlackCubeMossad
10/26/19 3:14:51 AM
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kingdrake2
10/26/19 3:19:43 AM
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KG536 posted...
My theory on coffee.
Coffee is not a plant. Coffee beans are actually dried up powdered roasted bones of dead or murdered people. Corporations get this coffee from the undersea kingdom ruled by the queen of the coast (Mermaid demon) in the Atlantic Ocean. Mermaid spirits add their vile bodily fluids into the coffee. Corporations add an addictive chemical called caffeine into the coffee. When you drink coffee you are drinking human beings.


all of it is true.
it's bad juju to eat someones soul.
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Boarth
10/26/19 3:28:08 AM
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I know you don't really want to get into crazy theories, but coffee beans are actually enchanted eggs stolen by wizards from the magical invisible purple dragon named Blablablah that lives in a hidden portal in the sky.
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