My theory on coffee. Coffee is not a plant. Coffee beans are actually dried up powdered roasted bones of dead or murdered people. Corporations get this coffee from the undersea kingdom ruled by the queen of the coast (Mermaid demon) in the Atlantic Ocean. Mermaid spirits add their vile bodily fluids into the coffee. Corporations add an addictive chemical called caffeine into the coffee. When you drink coffee you are drinking human beings.
all of it is true. it's bad juju to eat someones soul. ---
The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson