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TopicDon't drink coffee!
KG536
10/26/19 3:10:32 AM
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My theory on coffee.
Coffee is not a plant. Coffee beans are actually dried up powdered roasted bones of dead or murdered people. Corporations get this coffee from the undersea kingdom ruled by the queen of the coast (Mermaid demon) in the Atlantic Ocean. Mermaid spirits add their vile bodily fluids into the coffee. Corporations add an addictive chemical called caffeine into the coffee. When you drink coffee you are drinking human beings.
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John 3:16 KJV
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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