Current Events > video game logic

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Oh no, we're not researching this new tech fast enough. Make more engineers!
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I think this would work this way irl too just not in such a straightforward additive way

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I recently thought of a way to multiply an NGO's labour force instantly
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If someone disagrees with you in an argument, just point a stick at them and shout wololo and they'll come around.
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'Who the hell do you think you are, I'm not doing that thing that you're asking me to do!'

[Persuade] 'You know it's the right thing to do.'

[Success] 'My god stranger, your compelling argument has really altered my worldviews for the better! Of course I will happily do thing for you, and let you ransack my house, and wait patiently outside while you give my wife a good hard fucking!'
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*survive massive sword swings, explosions, planet size monsters, get resurrected multiple times*

*gets stuck with a knife in a cutscene - permanently dead*
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Shotguns are useless against anything outside of ten feet.

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*gets shot in the head with projectile, searches for but can't find shooter*

"Must have been the wind"

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EbonTitanium posted...

Shotguns are unless against anything outside of ten feet.

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>Go to create your player character
>the preset has the biggest honking nose you've ever seen
>the nose size slider is already set to minimum
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*giant meteor drops upon the party, engulfing everything within a mile in a massive explosion*
*MISS*
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Zack_Attackv1 posted...

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>your choices really matter
>trigger first event flag and already have ending decided
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MedeaLysistrata posted...

>your choices really matter
>trigger first event flag and already have ending decided

Alright, I'll just keep posting ProZD videos...

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>post-game
>you only get one main quest, buddy
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Press X to do the good thing
Press B to do the bad thing
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"Everything in this game belongs to Yoko Taro, basically"

>list of people who worked on the game at the end
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I have thirty suits of armor, twelve battle-axes, eighteen swords, and a shop full of potions in my backpack.

If I pick up this mug I will not be able to move.
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>pick up a leaf
>30 minutes go by
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*has 1 hp is perfectly healthy, gets hit one more time literally anywhere and explodes into pieces*

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Sword> Guns
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Alright guys we gotta go fight those darn Zerg, should we move our entire army at once?

Nah, just drop a single command center near some fuckin minerals and let them figure it out
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MC_BatCommander posted...

Alright guys we gotta go fight those darn Zerg, should we move our entire army at once?

Nah, just drop a single command center near some fuckin minerals and let them figure it out

To be fair the Zerg are like, let's spawn an entire new colony from scratch instead of sending these ultralisks we already have here
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Age of Empires 2 AI: "My best friend is parking twenty trebuchets next to my town center. It's probably nothing."

Also AoE2 AI: "That guy has obliterated my entire population and left only my dock standing. Let's trade with his merchant ships anyway."

I always loved this one


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Actual modern gun: 100 damage.

Older weapon, such as bow, crossbow, flintlock pistol, revolver: 1000 damage to make up for the lower fire rate.
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Falls into water
Immediately dies

Full stock of potentially useful things clearly displayed
Can only loot single item laying on its own

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99 potions = okay, fine.
100 potions = NO!!

DuranOfForcena posted...

You wanna join my party? Okay! What? Your name is Dan? No, I'm going to name you Fartmunch.

I love Rudo in Phantasy Star II.

"My name is Rudo, which is short for Rudolf Steiner. Maybe you think you know a better name for me?""
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Hundreds of AK-47 rounds to kill 1 enemy, 2 crossbow bolts for the same thing. I'm looking at you, Uncharted 2.
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YugiNoob posted...

I always loved this one

Isn't Roadhog implied to be a mutant of some kid though?

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No idea, Ive never played Overwatch lol
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