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SquantoZ
10/23/19 2:34:11 PM
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Imagine your parents agreeing to have you mutilated as a newborn child. Imagine losing such an important part of yourself at an early age.

That's just terrifying and I'm glad my parents actually love me.

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guydude21
10/23/19 2:34:52 PM
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this post was made by the penis foundation

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Blue_Inigo
10/23/19 2:34:53 PM
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Imagine being a smegma boy
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viewmaster_pi
10/23/19 2:35:09 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
Imagine losing such an important part of yourself
lol

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R1masher
10/23/19 2:35:37 PM
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Im glad I got cut, looks aerodynamic
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K181
10/23/19 2:35:48 PM
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Imagine constantly being obsessed with other dudes' dicks in a non-sexual way.
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GoodOlJr
10/23/19 2:35:58 PM
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Imagine being hypnotized into taking hormone blockers as a child

Oh wait, ... thats cool with y'all

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coh
10/23/19 2:37:45 PM
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Imagine being an anteater dick
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SquantoZ
10/23/19 2:38:15 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Imagine being a smegma boy


I don't watch that Pokemon crap

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FF_Redux
10/23/19 2:38:42 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Imagine being a smegma boy


Imagine never learning how to clean your dick.

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Cobra1010
10/23/19 2:39:39 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Imagine being a smegma boy


We found someone who got a piece of body removed without his consent and is now shilling about it.
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unclekoolaid73
10/23/19 2:40:21 PM
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Imagine all the people...
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SquantoZ
10/23/19 2:41:33 PM
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coh posted...
Imagine being an anteater dick


Imagine not having a natural penis. Your parents cut off part of your dick and now it looks like an upset mushroom that lost its top hat

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R1masher
10/23/19 2:42:16 PM
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Dont they all look the same erect?
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coh
10/23/19 2:42:18 PM
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Anteaters shook
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Goats
10/23/19 2:43:28 PM
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Wonder if Admiral will start posting those pics again
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SquantoZ
10/23/19 2:45:37 PM
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R1masher posted...
Dont they all look the same erect?


Yes, but hat-less dicks have no personality.

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R1masher
10/23/19 2:48:59 PM
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Oh geez, do the sell prosthetic foreskin?
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guydude21
10/23/19 2:49:20 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
I don't watch that Pokemon crap
Actually Smegma is the company that makes Sonic

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Holy_Pumpkin
10/23/19 2:50:52 PM
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why you gotta be so mean about it I NEVER ASKED THEM TO DO IT TO ME OKAY???? OKAY?!!
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Villain
10/23/19 2:50:58 PM
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Lowers sti risk and if you need to get cut as an adult it reportedly really sucks.
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SquantoZ
10/23/19 2:52:04 PM
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R1masher posted...
Oh geez, do the sell prosthetic foreskin?


no, that's why it's so important. Once it's gone, it's gone forever and you will forever only be 98% human.

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Lost_All_Senses
10/23/19 2:52:45 PM
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The priest sucked the blood off mine too. I got the full treatment.
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SquantoZ
10/23/19 2:52:55 PM
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Holy_Pumpkin posted...
why you gotta be so mean about it I NEVER ASKED THEM TO DO IT TO ME OKAY???? OKAY?!!


I am so sorry, friend. Your parents should be rotting in prison. I'm sorry this happened to you.

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Blue_Inigo
10/23/19 2:53:28 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
The priest sucked the blood off mine too. I got the full treatment.

Nice
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spudger
10/23/19 2:54:33 PM
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i dont have to

and my wife is more than happy i have it
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Lost_All_Senses
10/23/19 2:55:14 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
The priest sucked the blood off mine too. I got the full treatment.

Nice


Yeah, I watch priest porn sometimes to recreate it in my mind.
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SquantoZ
10/23/19 2:56:05 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
The priest sucked the blood off mine too. I got the full treatment.


wtf...

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YokoGeri
10/23/19 2:56:32 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
Imagine your parents agreeing to have you mutilated as a newborn child. Imagine losing such an important part of yourself at an early age.

That's just terrifying and I'm glad my parents actually love me.


I'm glad your parents actually love you.

I am glad knowing girls actually love my good looking, non-smelling penis, and prefer it from smegma-ridden, anteater-looking penii.

Also, imagine thinking a bit of extra skin that produces smelly d cheese is important to your identity lol
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Freddie_Mercury
10/23/19 2:59:22 PM
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what do they even do with all that foreskin after the
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SquantoZ
10/23/19 2:59:31 PM
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YokoGeri posted...
I'm glad your parents actually love you.

I am glad knowing girls actually love my good looking, non-smelling penis, and prefer it from smegma-ridden, anteater-looking penii.

Also, imagine thinking a bit of extra skin that produces smelly d cheese is important to your identity lol


It's clear that what your parents did to you left you incredibly scarred. I am so sorry this happened to you. I hope that you can channel that hatred towards the right of all future boys to live a long and fulfilling life with their jimmy hats intact.

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Doe
10/23/19 3:00:07 PM
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coh posted...
Imagine being an anteater dick

I'm sorry but this is cope
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SquantoZ
10/23/19 3:00:20 PM
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Freddie_Mercury posted...
what do they even do with all that foreskin after the


they sacrifice it to Satan.

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YokoGeri
10/23/19 3:04:32 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...
Imagine being a smegma boy


Imagine never learning how to clean your dick.


*showers in the morning*
*goes to school*
*goes to work*
*gets home at 8 PM*
*Gilfriend gets frisky*
You: WAIT! My D smells pretty back right now and it may have a thin layer of smelly, greasy substance, please allow me to shower before engaging in sexual activity!

Let's face it: You can't avoid sitting for more than an hour wearing clothes and letting more than 2 hours pass before having sex every single time
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Fossil
10/23/19 3:11:04 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
Imagine losing such an important part of yourself

Can't make this claim if you never knew what it was like "with" that part.
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Prestoff
10/23/19 3:14:50 PM
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Baby circumcision is a barbaric practice that has no place in first world countries, but this is a pretty bad topic you got here OP.
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SquantoZ
10/23/19 3:18:12 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
imagine dropping trou in front of a woman and having her recoil in horror at your anteater dick and getting the fuck outta there


My wife doesn't mind it :)

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FF_Redux
10/23/19 4:16:30 PM
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YokoGeri posted...


*showers in the morning*
*goes to school*
*goes to work*
*gets home at 8 PM*
*Gilfriend gets frisky*
You: WAIT! My D smells pretty back right now and it may have a thin layer of smelly, greasy substance, please allow me to shower before engaging in sexual activity!

Let's face it: You can't avoid sitting for more than an hour wearing clothes and letting more than 2 hours pass before having sex every single time


Lmao!! I've had smegma like twice in my life, when I was a kid. I can go unwashed for days with no smegma so that's false. And with over 50 uncut dicks I've seen in person not one of them had smegma.

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SquantoZ
10/23/19 4:35:43 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Lmao!! I've had smegma like twice in my life, when I was a kid. I can go unwashed for days with no smegma so that's false. And with over 50 uncut dicks I've seen in person not one of them had smegma.


#REKT

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MC_BatCommander
10/23/19 4:36:49 PM
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I don't have to imagine

It's just the norm in the US for whatever weird reason
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Zikten
10/23/19 4:40:00 PM
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R1masher posted...
Dont they all look the same erect?

actually no. it depends on how long the foreskin is, and everyone has a different amount. they aren't all the same.
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BudDupree48
10/23/19 4:40:37 PM
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Get a load of this traffic cone wielding mother fucker!!!

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Cobra1010
10/23/19 4:42:12 PM
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YokoGeri posted...
SquantoZ posted...
Imagine your parents agreeing to have you mutilated as a newborn child. Imagine losing such an important part of yourself at an early age.

That's just terrifying and I'm glad my parents actually love me.


I'm glad your parents actually love you.

I am glad knowing girls actually love my good looking, non-smelling penis, and prefer it from smegma-ridden, anteater-looking penii.

Also, imagine thinking a bit of extra skin that produces smelly d cheese is important to your identity lol


You certainly know a lot about uncircumcised penises.

Im going to break it to you but 70% of the people in the world will laugh at how wrong u are when they read your posts.
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SquantoZ
10/23/19 4:42:36 PM
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BudDupree48 posted...
Get a load of this traffic cone wielding mother fucker!!!


Are you threatened by my weapon?

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Lonestar2000
10/23/19 4:46:09 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
The priest sucked the blood off mine too. I got the full treatment.

That is so disgusting.
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Laserion
10/23/19 4:53:01 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
Imagine being a smegma boy

What do YOU know about smegma that isn't hearsay or superstition?
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Feetish
10/23/19 4:57:00 PM
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No need to imagine. My circumcised dick is gorgeous.
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SquantoZ
10/24/19 9:36:25 AM
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Feetish posted...
No need to imagine. My circumcised dick is gorgeous.


The brainwashing needs to stop.

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Solid Sonic
10/24/19 9:42:51 AM
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One time I was driving to get lunch and when I came up to the intersection, an anti-circumicision protest (which actually involved children and women) marched in front of my car. They were all wearing white bodysuits with red splotches on their crotch while holding up signs to promote their message.

It was very surreal.
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